Corrupt-A-Wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you solved world peace for a year... Then, Adolf Hitler the Second decides to get rid of it.

I wish Predators weren't allowed anymore.

[Mboddz]

Wish granted, Shit Police kill you for buying a pack of cigars.

I wish the scp Foundation was real.

I do and then I realize half of the shit I've read on the wiki and realize that I don't want it to be real lol. SCP is <3

[Evilkyle24]

Please hold. A Mobile Task Force is en route with a Class A amnesiac.

Of course I know what a Class A does. And its horrifying.

[LordeKilly]

wish granted, all predators and UM's marine get removed from the game because UM is a sexual predator.

i wish um wasn't a sexual predator

[1138]

Wish granted, UM is now a sex offender.

I wish I had enough cowbell.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, but UM thinks it's a little boy and runs away with it.

I wish I didn't have a cowbell.

[Allan1234]

Wish Granted, you have two.

I wish people would post on count to 1000 again

[Sebro]

Wish granted, it's locked.

I wish marines had the dance emote, along with custom sprites of them dancing.

[Cobraman202]

Wish granted, but you got banned for using it when its not the end of the round.

I wish there were more xeno types.

[DesFrSpace]

Game Speed has been sped up to 5X the fun, Admins: Time to get ROBUST!
Error, the game+server has crashed.
Server is under maintenance, time till site will reopen: -999999999 days .

Roger: Hello, I would like to call today for server status for a website that hasn't been open since maintenance -999999999 days.
Operator: NEIN! ノン! 아니! 没有! Kontra! Non! нет! Akukho!

[Dalavi]

404 wish not found.

I wish B-18 armour, a riot shield, a flamethrower and a claymore were standard issue for all marines.

[IAMMagikarp]

Wish granted, but the engine blows up and kills everyone every round

I wish for big booty hoes

[PassionOfTheManWhore]

Wish granted you now own two large hoes with two big booties, but because of the booties in the way they are useless and cannot gain any yield from this crop, so you and your family starve to death.

I wish I could spawn as a clown with a H.O.N.K mech every round.

[Keyword]

Wish Granted, but you get abused every round and your mech spawns broken.

I wish Marines had shoulder mounted flashlights.

[Cobraman202]

Wish Granted, but every secant they are on, they do 1 burn damage

I wish medi-bay had machines to automatically do surgery.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, but they can't be turned on

I wish that poland could into space.

[Dalavi]

Granted, that space is the Fourth Reich. ANSCHLUSS!

I wish xenomorphs were dismemberable and leaked proper acid blood. I WANT A RAVAGER HEAD MOUNTED ON MY WALL DAMMIT!

[DesFrSpace]

Dalvai kill IC Ravager (911) [Because someone posted it on "That Of Fuck Moment"].
Dalavi get contaminated with WMD Alien's acidic blood.
Dalavi's character was preserve for presentation, and the alien's head hung next to his tomb. T.T

What do you mean we ran out of SOUP? No, well fuck, the post suppose to run FOREVER!

[Mycroft Macarthur]

is that last one an actual reply? if not

wish granted, people demand you show it to them so you will be forever remembered as the dude, who gives head.

now for a really awkward thing to make you guys reply to.

i wish daddy wouldn't beat mommy.

[Cobraman202]

Wish granted! Now daddy beats you!

I wish I could transform into a Xenomorph at will

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, marines can shoot you at will!

I wish McDonnell on CM CENTRAL COMMAND REPORTS was a bad guy.

[DesFrSpace]

UnknownMurder is blacklisted as an wanted man, because some politician McDonnell pull string in the government.
UnknownMurder is out for revenge for his murdered families and Colleague.

[Cobraman202]

Wish granted! Now he sends a Xeno queen with every shipment.

I wish where was a Colonial Marines musical starring Russell Crowe.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, but people boo it for metagame and murderbone, and the theater lights on fire magically, everyone dies. No more Russell Crowe music.

I wish that this thread got locked

[Cobraman202]

Wish granted! Now someone makes another thread!

I wish ERP was unbanned.