Corrupt-A-Wish

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted they now all split up and run off to there deaths.

i still wish for my full set of adamantine armor

[johners12345]

Wish denied, Bad universe bitch.

I wish People stopped wishing for adamantine armor

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. All armor is made of steak.

I wish I had a wish.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted you only got one and you just used it.

I wish SCP-963 was a soul gem and that makeing a contract with Dr Bright would make you into a magical girl.

[johners12345]

Wish granted. It is censored by 4kids

I wish people weren't assholes

[FatalEYES]

Wish granted. Literally everyone in the world is a giant walking vagina now.

I wish for more wishes.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish denied it doseint work like that bud

i wish Dr bright would be able to do anything he wanted at the foundation

[FreddeX91]

Wish granted. Dr Bright destroys everything in the universe except for himself. He is now forever trapped in a empty void where he is unable to do anything other than to scream out in pure terror as his mind is slowly sinking ever deeper into madness.

... For purely scientific reasons I wish that FatalEYES wish come true.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted Fatal makes so many wishes he makes a tare in the space time continuum destroying everything....except Dr bright...

I wish Dr bright became kyubey with emotions.

[johners12345]

Wish denied. READ THE RULES ASSHOLE NO MESSING WITH THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!! ( couldn't find the forum weapon of that)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPEAjJtL-Dk

I wish people were nice to me

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish denied you need to actually fucking grant two wishes on this page first before you can deny a wish and get one back

I wish johners would stop denying all my damn wishes

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted, your computer crashes and you can't wish anymore.

I wish people would believe me when I told them my necklace was a soul gem and that it would turn them into a magical girl. Of course, we all know what it REALLY does.

Oh come on now, its a joy buzzer for sure.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted everyone you meat from now on has seen madoka magica and knows what happens when people become magical girls

I wish you made more wishes.

[johners12345]

Wish granted he wishes for the death of humanity.
I wish I survived.

[Evilkyle24]

Congratulations, you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish for the death of humanity.

[FreddeX91]

Wish granted, every SCP is now unleashed due to the lack of staff to keep them locked in and you will spend the rest of your miserable existence running from them. Enjoy.

I wish for a paradox.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted Us dwarves finally take whats rightfully ours....this world

I wish us dwarves where immune to wishes.

[FreddeX91]

Wish granted, although since it was an wish that first made dwarves real it cancels out their entire existence.

I wish that during my next round of Colonial Marines everyone will act like they actually got common sense.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, every SCP is now unleashed due to the lack of staff to keep them locked in and you will spend the rest of your miserable existence running from them. Enjoy.

I wish for a paradox.

I said ALL of humanity you cuck.

Wish Granted, the game is over in twenty minutes because ONE TWO THREE FOUR I LOVE MARINE CORPS.

I wish I had some delicious snack food.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted, although since it was an wish that first made dwarves real it cancels out their entire existence.

I wish that during my next round of Colonial Marines everyone will act like they actually got common sense.

Dwarfs where not made from a wish...they where made by armok the god of blood during the creation of the world hence we still exist.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted have a Crisp.

i wish fredde actually knew how to grant wishes properly.

[FreddeX91]

I said ALL of humanity you cuck.

... Are you trying to imply that you are a human? No offence but I have some doubts.. *suspicious*

[Evilkyle24]

Number 227: Doctor Bright is not a wizard.

Except for that one time on Nostromo that I WAS

Wish granted, he's so good you commit suicide out of envy and depression.

I wish excessive force was the same thing as the force, thus making me a jedi.

[UristmcAxedwarf]

Wish granted the foundation makes a new rule satiating you cant use the force on anyone or anything

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted the foundation makes a new rule satiating you cant use the force on anyone or anything

Not wishing?

I wish this motherfucker knew what Satiating means.