Corrupt-A-Wish

[johners12345]

Wish Grant- WOAH WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW UP!?!?!

I wish for a blender and some ice

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted you got a damaged blender and some ice covered in shit.

I wish be a changeling.

[Jack McIntyre]

Granted, but you are immediately known for being assassinated

I wish I was as cool as Snake.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, a hawk found you cool and ate you.

I wish I was cool as Big Boss.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, a hawk found you cool and ate you.

I wish I was cool as Big Boss.

Wish denied, No one can be as cool as Big Boss

I wish upon a star for a star

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, a star falls upon you.

I wish I was cooler than Big Boss.

[MikeBluer]

Wish DENIED

I wish a xeno pet.

[johners12345]

Wish DENIED

I wish a xeno pet.

Wish granted, it commits sodoku

I wis i had a horse with no legs to go through the desert since i need to be out of the rain.

[Complete Garbage]

Granted, but the desert floods and the horse drowns.
I wish engineers wouldn't try to steal the Specs shit all the time.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted, marines can't steal engineers stuff.

I wish for cooler weather.

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted you die of hypothermia.

I wish be a spess mehreen.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, nothing happens.

I wish all my suggestions were accepted and done.

[Jack McIntyre]

Wish Granted, but the server goes down forever.

I wish for it to be time to play metal gear solid V already.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, I steal your game and console.

I wish I had not stolen his stuff.

[canon35]

Wish granted, his stuff is now inside your stomach, bursting out and painfully killing you.

I wish to be a 40k ork.

[Adjective]

No idea what that is. So you die horribly because you get aids in the process.

I wish salt tasted like sugar.

[northcote4]

Wish granted. The inabiltiy to tell the difference between salty and sweet eventually drives mankind mad, with wars between sugar farms and salt mines devastating the planet.

I wish to ban he.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, she banned you.

I wish Colonial Marines had a Republic Government.

[Adjective]

Granted. But Donald Trump is president.

I wish Colonial Marines had a Communist Government.

[TR-BlackDragon]

Wish granted and your held for treason and exicuted then the Democrats take back over.

I wish the empress was added

[northcote4]

Granted, but whenever she is used people cry 'OP PLS NERF' and ultimately she is never used again.

I wish people would reduce the amount of salt they emit.

[Artyom]

wish granted, salt is now considered pepper.

I wish people would stop being alien racist

[andre1999]

Wish granted, people are now racist against humans instead.

I wish that the two teams got balanced.

[northcote4]

Granted, the teams are auto-balanced, with an equal spread of xenos and marines on both sides.

Horrific team-killing ensues.

I wish for a volcano.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, It erupts on your town,

I wish people liked me ;-;