Corrupt-A-Wish

[canon35]

Wish granted, everyone tears you apart so they can have a piece of you.

I wish I was President of my own well-defenced spess mining colony.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, You are revolted against and die

I wish For a real pulse rifle

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. Someone steals it and shoots you with it.

I wish the days were longer.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it takes longer to wait until Star Wars Battlefront.

I wish Days were shorter.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Granted, you now die a horrible death and come back to life every 12 hours.

I wish for a car from Mad Max

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you got a toy car from Mad Max for about $0.96

I wish I had a real Master Chief suit.

[Artyom]

wish granted but when you put it on it cuts off your penis

no more thread.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, I have removed the loose thread from your shirt. It so happen to take the rest of it with it.

I wish for a Bucket of non-rancid KFC

[johners12345]

WISH DENIED MOTHER FUCKER!!!

I WISH FOR SOME CHICKEN

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted is POMF (VgStation)

I wish be a Merchant in Lifeweb without getting killed by the serpents,Cerberus and angry migrants.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it happens. None cared.

I wish I praised the sun!

[Artyom]

Wish Granted, it happens. None cared.

I wish I praised the sun!

wish granted but you get some kind of light bug thing on your face and kill everythin

i wish dark souls was harder

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted you got invaded and killed by giantdad

I wish be a spooky scary skeleton.

[ChickenShizNit8]

wish granted, you stayed the same, just shitter more flesh, less spooky c:

I wish for a tiny fork

[kurugi]

Wish granted, but your size is reduced proportionally to the fork so it remains the same size relative to you.

I wish cat girls were real.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, but they all have SPACE AIDS

I wish for a potato c:

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted is potatOS

I want a runner as pet

[kurugi]

Wish granted, but Xeno-specific rules:

You are a Xenomorph
Act like one. Your are not a pet or best friends with the marines (except as part of a deception).

I wish there were more space bears.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted. They appear when you use the toilet.

I wish for cake.

[kurugi]

Wish granted. They appear when you use the toilet.

I wish for cake.

Wish granted, but the clown replaced the icing with phoron and it kills everyone you love when you blow out the candle.

I wish for a fish.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, a molecular fish appears!

I wish I could do Kamehameha.

[johners12345]

you blow up the universe.
I wish for a real pulse rifle and colonial marine armor

[kurugi]

you blow up the universe.
I wish for a real pulse rifle and colonial marine armor

Granted, but you're thrown into the aliens universe and to actually keep the stuff you have to enlist.

I wish I had a surfing pikachu.

[andre1999]

Wish granted, but it gets eaten by a shark.

I wish i hade a Space suit.

[northcote4]

Wish granted, but its dodgy and you die a violent death in spehss. No one hears you scream.

I wish for the ability to RKO OUT OF NOWHERE