Corrupt-A-Wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it pulls a weight on your head.

I wish Otacon was in MGSV.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, he dies in the opening cutscene.

I wish for some Sunny-D.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Raiden destroys it.
https://youtu.be/meJckIFWFR0

I wish I didn't grant the wish for him.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, Raiden destroys it.
https://youtu.be/meJckIFWFR0

I wish I didn't grant the wish for him.

Wish granted. Post deleted.

I wish I could get my marine armor

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it's in Marine Lockers.

I wish Oosala had a mother.

[kurugi]

Granted, but it's Chuck Norris.

I wish snake didn't died.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, Snake is dead. ( get it? A play on died)
I wish for a new predator game

[kurugi]

Granted, it's called predator resurrection. It's just as bad as it sounds.

I wish we could use the nuke more on the Sulaco.

[Adjective]

Granted, but all the metal in the US goes to making metal gears and the cellphone production crashes, resulting in a worldwide economic downfall resulting in a nuclear holocaust.

I wish my lips were naturally light pink.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, but all the metal in the US goes to making metal gears and the cellphone production crashes, resulting in a worldwide economic downfall resulting in a nuclear holocaust.

I wish my lips were naturally light pink.

Granted, its because they're always lightly bleeding and therefore always hurting. Nobody wants to touch them and everyone thinks its gross.

I wish for twenty pounds of bananas.

[kurugi]

Granted, but at a resale value of 49¢/lb you just wasted your wish for the equivalent of $9.80 of bananas. You now have to live with this knowledge for the rest of your life. Also, you're unable to eat all the bananas before they go bad.

I wish I had a hoverbike.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you get a hot wheel hover bike.

I wish I had a REAL ACTUAL HOVERBIKE THAT I CAN RIDE ON IT.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, you get a hot wheel hover bike.

I wish I had a REAL ACTUAL HOVERBIKE THAT I CAN RIDE ON IT.

Wish granted you crash and die.

I wish for.. Smart water.


Picture for those that don't know what the fuck i'm talking about.
It is '' All the rage'' In America or atleast in the New England area.. currently ( I've never had it)

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it makes you dumber.

I wish I left the USA to U.K.

[kurugi]

Granted, you're killed by a terrorist.

I wish I had infinite cola.

[johners12345]

Wish granted it rots your teeth

I wish for infinite amount of time to listen to Terry cruise sing A Thousand miles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTykzD6TlZM

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, but it is muted.

I wish for a gold-plated milk-shake

[kurugi]

Granted, you soon after die a horrible death to heavy metal poisoning.

I wish robocop was real.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, he arrests you

I wish for turkey

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it runs away.

I wish I had a pet Turkey.

[kurugi]

Granted. It lives the average lifespan of a turkey and loves you. The metal gear series is never made because you own this turkey.

I wish for the worlds most comfortable pillow.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you fall in a coma.

I wish Napoleon won the Napoleonic War.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted, you fall in a coma.

I wish Napoleon won the Napoleonic War.

Wish gran-. wait.. Whos napoleon?

I wish I knew history. ( sarcasm)

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you know the Dawn of Civilization to the Space Age.

I wish Adolf Hitler lost the World War 2, but survives to declare World War 3.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, he "kills" himself again after signing up for Twitter

I wish for the a glass of sweet tea