Corrupt-A-Wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you're arrested for being a potential terrorist.

I wish I crossed the bridge over lake of alligators unharmed.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted, alligators harm you when you get across the bridge.

I wish I could teleport everywhere.

[MikeBluer]

Wish Granted you accidentally kill yourself because in the place where you teleported a bomb blew up.

I wish don't do guard shift for my country.

[johners12345]

Wish Granted you accidentally kill yourself because in the place where you teleported a bomb blew up.

I wish don't do guard shift for my country.

Wish granted your a infantry man

I wish for a TV show

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted your a infantry man

I wish for a TV show

Granted. Its TMZ. Have fun with that.

I wish for a banana cream pie.

[Oliver]

Wish granted, although the banana cream pie is in fact sentient, devours you, and rules the earth under the reign of creamy goodness.

I wish that Xeno's aren't idiotic at times.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, they're idiotic all of the time.

I wish for some mountain dew.

[johners12345]

Wish grant- BOOM! You are drowned by a on-rush of dew from Mount Everest.


I wish for a taco

[Evilkyle24]

That sounds like a rather sweet way to go

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Evilykyle24 instead goes to the bathroom instead of Johnners.

I wish I was the Player's Superiors.

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted, the player has no mind of their own, however.

I wish people would stop ignoring me.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, the player has no mind of their own, however.

I wish people would stop ignoring me.

Wis- did you hear something?

I wish for a taco like i did last time

[GingerCultLeader]

Wish granted, it is made with tofu meat and has no seasoning.

I wish for an RPG.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, it is made with tofu meat and has no seasoning.

I wish for an RPG.

Granted, you're arrested for terrorism.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted. You become a board instead of being bored.

I wish to have an apple watch.

[DesFrSpace]

You got a code, code to the entire nukes arsenal, sadly the person responsible for those nukes die tripping on one of their nuke.
However, you throw the codes away, and got violation for contamination.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish not found.

I wish someone made a wish.

[Evilkyle24]

Nobody post after this, or UM's wish is not true. And the wish has to be granted.

[ChickenShizNit8]

Wish granted, but instead they make demands

I demand a pony

[johners12345]

Wish granted, but instead they make demands

I demand a pony

Demand denied.


I Hope for a pizza popper

[ChickenShizNit8]

your hopes come true, but it's full of veggies

I want everyone ever to speak a general language

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, our general language is Binary Code.

I wish I made English a general language.

[kurugi]

Granted, only generals use it.

I wish for another space hulk game.

[ChickenShizNit8]

HE MADE A WISH! PANIC!

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, but instead they make demands

I demand a pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkcL6wzCJl8

You didn't grant his wish, you invalidated it completely. I didn't make a wish.