Corrupt-A-Wish

[TheTrueDisciple]

Wish Granted, Well, in this reality, the predators are actually alien sloths, and getting accepted to their ranks really just means getting to sit around and watch hunting shows and eat lamb-chops, duck, and potato chips. They're still preds tho, since they still hunt, just not as often, and very lazily(traps and bait).

I wish to eat a Soylent Hot dog, preferably Canadian flavored.

Wish granted. But it is a magical hot dog and you gain 20 pounds for every bite of it you take.

I wish for a good taco right about now.

[DesFrSpace]

You got a taco, but it was 24 hours later.

My very first serious wish-y on this entire post is to laughs like a maniac when, "Guns are banned in the U.S."

"I'm surprise to realize the current Media didn't mention other killings, but guns, Guns and GUNS!" -Des #SALTY
-Don't forget bombing, nuking, poisoning, throwing rock, car ramming, etc.(Those were just the surface).

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they talk about gun control.

I wish guns never existed.

[TheTrueDisciple]

Wish granted, since guns were never invented the massive nations we have today don't exist and the world is split into countless tiny tribes. There is constant warfare and death.

I wish the way nations settled differences was by sending a single champion to represent them. No more large-scale warfare. Just a duel.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, everyone is equal except for that leader in the nation. The leader of nation has an ultimate power and authority. He decides life or death. He will never be a woman.

I wish we can... Do nothing.

[TheTrueDisciple]

Wish Granted. We do nothing and we all waste away. Eventually any trace of humanity has faded away, long forgotten. The world is peaceful and filled with life for trillions of years until the loss of the Sun sends the Earth into another Ice Age.

I wish school never existed, you were just taught all the things you need for the job you want.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, but you realize later you actually hated the job, and only thought you want it. Its now the only job you know how to do.

Also that existed for a while. Look up industrial education.

I wish for some ice cream. (Why do all the wishes have to be complex?)

[DesFrSpace]

Evilkyle got tons of Ice Cream, unfortunately, he stuffed himself and passed out. And to answer why they are complicated, simply, they give meanings.

I wish-y we didn't have to talk complicated, but reality forbid we become sheep.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, the talk is too simple and idoitic. No one knows their vacobularies.

I wish people joins in this thread game more often.

[MikeBluer]

Wish granted they only do shitposting.

I wish play with Fickmacher again, delta squad!

[Evilkyle24]

Evilkyle got tons of Ice Cream, unfortunately, he stuffed himself and passed out. And to answer why they are complicated, simply, they give meanings.

I wish-y we didn't have to talk complicated, but reality forbid we become sheep.

Worth.

I wish you people would just call me Jack.

[bustered1]

Wish granted, but you forget that your name is Jack so you are clueless when people talk to you.

I wish I wasn't lazy

[TheTrueDisciple]

Wish granted, but you forget that your name is Jack so you are clueless when people talk to you.

I wish I wasn't lazy

Wish granted. You work your body to the bone everyday and eventually it gives out and you die.

I wish immortality was a actual thing.

[bustered1]

Wish granted. You are in permanent Cryo.

I wish my friends would spare me some of their genius.

[Mac]

Wish granted, your friends stab your ear drums and gouge your eyes out so that you can neither see nor hear their genius.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

[TheTrueDisciple]

Wish granted, your friends stab your ear drums and gouge your eyes out so that you can neither see nor hear their genius.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

Wish granted. You can barely control your powers and end up severely injuring people you hold dear. The Government then discovers your powers and captures you. You spend the remainder of your life having painful experiments performed on you in order to harness your powers for their own gain.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you are overwhelmed by people's huge imagination. You are unable to suppress it, even with medications.

I wish I had a digital apple iwatch.

[coroneljones]

Wish granted,its actually an NSA camera

I wish i had more time to play Colonial marines,Dark Heresy or Other games

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you get fired from your work.

I wish I had NSA camera.

[bustered1]

Wish granted it's a useless replica that doesn't work.

I wish I didn't make mistakes.

[Ogard]

Wish granted however every time you do something correctly in your standards, ten thousand people die.

I wish I was as robust as Macho Man Randy Savage.

[Mac]

Your wish is granted, however you are unable to speak ever again.

I wish I could fly unaided by any sort of lift-generating device.

[MrGabol100]

Granted, aviskree wings are autistic AF by ss13's playerbase, aldo they are snowflake shit so you get evolution excuse and can't fly, you fall to your death.

I wish battlefront didn't brick my PC.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it bricks your Internet.

I wish people would understand the message I am trying to get to them in Ban Appeal.

[bustered1]

Wish granted your ban appeal gets denied.

I wish I was muscular.