Corrupt-A-Wish

TortoiseGaming · Post by **TortoiseGaming** » 03 Dec 2015, 18:16

Granted but it is for the change you needed a week ago

I wish I could fly

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 03 Dec 2015, 19:04

Wish granted, but every time you touch a dollar bill or higher, it bursts into flames and quickly turns into ash.

I wish I lived in a high medieval fantasy world. (For those who don't know, high medieval fantasy is where magic and fantasy races run amok.0

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 04 Dec 2015, 00:55

Wish granted, you are slave stuck in a force field making armour for everyone ecept yourself. Due to it bring reality in a way it's very dangerous and you at least cut or injure yourself every day.

I wish to have a fun weekend that includes gaming gaming and more gaming.

MrGodZilla · Post by **MrGodZilla** » 04 Dec 2015, 20:45

Wish granted, you're kidnapped and forced to play E.T Atari for the entire weekend and you will only be released at the end of the weekend. (Fun, right?)

I wish for my cats to stop annoying me.

DerpinMcDerpDerp · Post by **DerpinMcDerpDerp** » 04 Dec 2015, 21:03

Granted your cat dies

I wish I could git gud

MrGodZilla · Post by **MrGodZilla** » 04 Dec 2015, 21:10

Wish granted, you git so gud that people claim you are a cheater and you are globally banned from SS13 for it.

I wish that it was closer to Christmas.

monkeysfist101 · Post by **monkeysfist101** » 04 Dec 2015, 21:22

Granted, it's now December 27.
I wish I had a smartgun.

MrGodZilla · Post by **MrGodZilla** » 04 Dec 2015, 21:26

Wish granted, you now have a smartgun, but the police stop you after realizing high technology like that shouldn't be in the hands of a civilian. And sadly you cannot kill them with it because the smartgun is incapable of "Friendly" fire.

I wish I had a healthy, non-toxic pizza, with pepperoni.

TortoiseGaming · Post by **TortoiseGaming** » 04 Dec 2015, 23:14

Granted but the store gets the wrong order and switches yours with another unhealthier pizza

I wish I could bake without making a mess

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 04 Dec 2015, 23:23

Wish granted but the ingredients are always wrong when you bake anything.

I wish that there would be less griefers/hackers in the world.

NoShamNoWow · Post by **NoShamNoWow** » 04 Dec 2015, 23:32

Wish Granted, but you are one of the last griefers/hackers

I wish I was Temmie from undertale.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 04 Dec 2015, 23:55

Wish granted, MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUKA, then you get robbed of all your premium flakes.
edit: (i counted)
I wish to beat sans with out failing miserably multiple times. (undertale)

NoShamNoWow · Post by **NoShamNoWow** » 05 Dec 2015, 00:03

MUH TEM FLAKES!
Wish granted, but then you have to beat.. ULTRA SANS!

I wish I could be a doge.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 05 Dec 2015, 00:11

(i get the reference :P)

Wish Granted http://imgur.com/c0vj04k (made it myself)

I wish i was a hooman from outur spppaaaaaaceeeeeeeee

NoShamNoWow · Post by **NoShamNoWow** » 05 Dec 2015, 00:21

coolsurf6 wrote:(i get the reference :P)

Wish Granted http://imgur.com/c0vj04k (made it myself)

I wish i was a hooman from outur spppaaaaaaceeeeeeeee

I love this.
Wish Granted, but you get lost in sppppaaaaaacccceeeee.

I wish for you to wish that I wish what you wished but didnt wish.

Skycave1 · Post by **Skycave1** » 05 Dec 2015, 00:28

Granted, but with that lack of wish, the thread goes back one step

I wish for CM to be enjoyable again.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 05 Dec 2015, 00:41

Wish granted but all the other servers are even more enjoyable and CM servers become empty.

I wish that i became host for a day on CM

TortoiseGaming · Post by **TortoiseGaming** » 05 Dec 2015, 15:04

Granted but the server malfunctions and everything blows up

I wish I could be on a cooking show

MrGodZilla · Post by **MrGodZilla** » 06 Dec 2015, 00:58

Wish granted, You are traumatized by Chef Ramsey on Hell's Kitchen.

I wish for a pinata full of money.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 06 Dec 2015, 01:25

Wish granted, but you get arrested for printing money.

I wish I was a facehugger.

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 06 Dec 2015, 01:44

Wish granted, You were pulled of a marine and shot 4 times and then were victim of a SADAR shot to the face.

I wish to be able to play the Mao card game professionally. (SS13 style)

Post by **Edgelord** » 08 Dec 2015, 12:37

Granted, but no one ever wants to play with you.

I wish to be the most robust marine of them all

coolsurf6 · Post by **coolsurf6** » 08 Dec 2015, 17:06

Wish granted, you are very robust that you are destroyed by blue space artillery for poking the CO.

I wish to have my Ckey changed to coolsurf6 instead of coolsuf6.

TortoiseGaming · Post by **TortoiseGaming** » 08 Dec 2015, 17:45

Granted. It changes back the next day.

I wish I had perfect pitch.(Friend's wish)

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 08 Dec 2015, 17:53

Wish granted but you end up pitching against a perfect batter.

I wish I was a CL aboard a military starship.

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