Corrupt-A-Wish

[coolsurf6]

Wish granted, but every half hour, you get a blue screen of death, but it runs smoothly each half hour.

I wish I can be a Ravager-rine (A Ravager Marine).

(not apart of it)
the thing is you are completly correct, my display driver keeps failing and blue screening :P

Wish granted, you can only teleport once every year but it is a completly different year everytime.

I wish to be able to manipulate anyone to do what ever i want, for good or bad.

[LeDarkLor]

Granted,but doing so,costs your SOUL

I wish Predaliens became the new Miss Universe

[Skycave1]

Granted, but Steve Harvey is the host, and mixes them up with the Xenomorphs, and mass war starts.

I wish for a Bees ERT

[LeDarkLor]

Granted,but the Bees end up attacking everyone and someone screams "NOT THE BEES!!!"


I wish Jerry the Predator was in the game

[Tristan63]

Granted,but the Bees end up attacking everyone and someone screams "NOT THE BEES!!!"


I wish Jerry the Predator was in the game

Jerry the predator is spawned and random kills people without using honor code!
Jerry gets banned

I wish I had a bolter instead of a fucking M4A1

[Tristan63]

Your wish is granted but Jerry the predator is spawned and random kills people without using honor code and gets banned by Apop!

I wish I had a bolter instead of a fucking M4A1

[MrJJJ]

Your wish is granted but the bolter turns out to be daemon-tainted and too OP, so emperor of mankind comes and purges you

I wish i did not left the forums for 1-2 years

[Tristan63]

Your wish is granted but the fourms turn out too be in Rome

I wish I was the God Emperor of Mankind

[Azmodan412]

Your wish is granted but the fourms turn out too be in Rome

I wish I was the God Emperor of Mankind

Wish granted but the psychic nose itching makes you explode into a new Chaos God.

I wish I was leader of my own WAAAGH as a Wierdboy.

[Tristan63]

Wish granted but the psychic nose itching makes you explode into a new Chaos God.

I wish I was leader of my own WAAAGH as a Wierdboy.

Wish granted, however you get blown to bits by the heavy bolter emplacements on the battlements of Armageddon.

I wish I was a Chaos God..

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, however you get blown to bits by the heavy bolter emplacements on the battlements of Armageddon.

I wish I was a Chaos God..

Wish granted, bu you are a chaos god of twigs.

I wish I could be a bullet.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, but you are a simple pistol bullet who nobody ever uses, EVER, you are forever alone

I wish to make warp make sense and not break everything

[DMAN]

Wish granted, but then the burdening of knowing the chaotic warp drives every sentient being mad!

I wish for loadsamoney! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

[Tristan63]

Wish granted, bu you are a chaos god of twigs.

I wish I could be a bullet.

Wish granted but you get jammed in a rifle of an Ork.

I wish I could be a rambo

[DMAN]

Wish granted, but you die a tragic death saving people.

I wish for a mad scientist's laboratory.

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted but you get jammed in a rifle of an Ork.

I wish I could be a rambo

I am PERFECTLY okay with that. All the dakkas.

Wish granted but you only bring ONE magazine with a bullet in it.

I wish I could be a Wierdboy.

[Sanchez13]

Granted, but you accidentally do an 'Eadbang too early and blow you and your team up, just five metres away from hitting Cato Sicarius.

I wish I could be Old Man Henderson from Call of Cthulhu.

[Cyclus]

Granted, you die from a heart attack upon becoming him.

I wish that another Warhammer 40K Dawn of War is released by the original producers.

[Tristan63]

Granted, you die from a heart attack upon becoming him.

I wish that another Warhammer 40K Dawn of War is released by the original producers.

Wish granted, but the game turns out to be Warhammer 40k Gothic fleet

I wish I had 15$

[Azmodan412]

Wish granted, but the game turns out to be Warhammer 40k Gothic fleet

I wish I had 15$

Wish granted, but you now have $15 in pennies.

I wish I was a Warpheadd in service to Tzeentch.

[Central Core]

Wish granted but you have no free will.

I wish to be a immortal time traveler.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, but you lose all of your limbs in a warp accident and have to roll around

I wish firefly got a 2nd season

[Pythonjet32]

Wish granted, but it turned out to be a shit season.

I wish Harry Potter was the president of the U.S.A.

[DMAN]

Wish granted, but you endure wingardium leviosa every time you see anything pertaining to Harry Potter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY

I wish I had Dead Pool rank regenerative capabilities.

[Rey]

Wish granted, but every time you regenerate you grow 2 more toes.

I wish I could up my post count, and get more familiar with you guys.