That "Oh fuck" moment

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 17 Jun 2015, 00:10

The moment players cheats against Apophis.

Evilkyle24 · Post by **Evilkyle24** » 17 Jun 2015, 06:33

That moment when the round starts and you realize there's only two drones, meaning the marines outnumber you 20 to 1

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 18 Jun 2015, 10:07

The moment atmos gets fucked again.

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 19 Jun 2015, 05:56

Nuff said....

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 19 Jun 2015, 05:58

Wait...IS THERE 13 FUCKING PEOPLE INSIDE THOSE THINGS?

Evilkyle24 · Post by **Evilkyle24** » 19 Jun 2015, 06:05

MrJJJ wrote:Wait...IS THERE 13 FUCKING PEOPLE INSIDE THOSE THINGS?

Yes.

I had this happen in space once. Turns out spiders can fly and are unaffected by vacuum and cold.

The admin informed me of this right as they broke the window.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 19 Jun 2015, 06:09

Holy shit...you got your asses handed...
Those spiders are seriously more powerfull than imagined...

Evilkyle24 · Post by **Evilkyle24** » 19 Jun 2015, 06:14

MrJJJ wrote:Holy shit...you got your asses handed...
Those spiders are seriously more powerfull than imagined...

You want some bullshit? Watch the roboticist build like 3 ED209's on a normal server. Then the spiders attack, I pull a gun to shoot one, and ED tazes me and cuffs me WHILE THE SPIDER IS KILLING ME and walks off telling me to have a safe day. While the spider is cocooning me.

I fucking hate robotic officers. Not talking about cyborgs, I mean beepsky style and ED 209's. They never do a damn thing other than get blown up or interfere at a crucial moment.

Oh, did I mention spiders inject you with a toxin that makes you fall asleep? And I mentioned earlier they can fly and survive in space. So they're basically the worst thing ever. Actually, HiT is the worst thing ever, right next to Nickelodeon and EA.

My definition of worst thing ever includes anything that reaches the absolute bottom of my like/dislike scale. Multiple things can hold this position at once.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 19 Jun 2015, 06:19

Damn...
But sry, i never imagined spiders would take out this many...

Fire and Glory · Post by **Fire and Glory** » 19 Jun 2015, 07:55

Evilkyle24 wrote: Yes.

What? No, they cocoon everything and make it look like people.

Also that's a pithy amount, there's like 30-60 of them dead around the chapel.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 19 Jun 2015, 07:57

Jesus christ
And no, they dont' cocoon everything, they cocoon some things, but i can see a couple of people in there

Fire and Glory · Post by **Fire and Glory** » 19 Jun 2015, 18:27

Should've gotten some screen shots of the other parts of the station to show more cocooned 'people' then the server could possibly hold.

I was there and I can say that the resin was never breached, I was the dude who surrounded it with scratch marks.

Felkvir · Post by **Felkvir** » 22 Jun 2015, 17:01

Ahh, i miss those space spiders. Their cute little web nests and chittering and murdering ... :3

Evilkyle24 · Post by **Evilkyle24** » 22 Jun 2015, 17:28

When the Vampire steps out of maint right in front of you and announces his identity with Chiropteran screech, then drags you into maintenance.

That knocks everyone down, deafens you, stuns you, and shatters all the glass. Have fun with that.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 23 Jun 2015, 22:38

When the guy who stunned you, leaves you in some room and says "Have Fun" and then locks you in, opens the doors and reveals the spider horde, you know you just fucked

Pillow · Post by **Pillow** » 24 Jun 2015, 15:24

that moment when the aliens all decide your lunch

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 26 Jun 2015, 07:21

Oh my goodness, wow, those spiders survived? O.o I made those as part of a mini event, tell me, did they actually win or not? oh, and there were only 3 monkeys spawned in there, most of the "Bodies" are actually chairs or furniture, since those turn into people cocoons 4no raisins...

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 26 Jun 2015, 08:18

speedybst wrote:Oh my goodness, wow, those spiders survived? O.o I made those as part of a mini event, tell me, did they actually win or not? oh, and there were only 3 monkeys spawned in there, most of the "Bodies" are actually chairs or furniture, since those turn into people cocoons 4no raisins...

They all died to the aliens.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 26 Jun 2015, 08:24

Oh damn, i was hoping for spider win :3

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 26 Jun 2015, 09:59

Sargeant is lying...
Aliens can't fight massive hordes of spiders...unless this in picture was them all, then he is correct, aliens could swarm and win over them

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 26 Jun 2015, 20:02

Nah, they just need to use the door switch-bait trick, then even a drone can clear a station

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 27 Jun 2015, 00:02

"Cough"
Toxic damage
"Cough"

DesFrSpace · Post by **DesFrSpace** » 28 Jun 2015, 10:53

Here my story for a change, on my experience on BRP!
Miner, wearing full EVA gear.

Solo the first spider with my pickaxe, who breached my office. Riped that sh!t.
Solo the second spider with no problem, who is your daddy?
Third spider come along, and rekt me right out, now that you mention poison, it's was poison allright.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 Jun 2015, 16:46

When aliens slashes and breaks your internal organs.

TopHatPenguin · Post by **TopHatPenguin** » 28 Jun 2015, 16:53

When the Spider nation attacks.

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