salt, rage, and STOP FUCKING PUSHING ME. (the fourm for all your range inducing moments)

[CabooseFox]

The guy that had the entire round restarted because he couldn't get a fucking Forward Grip.....

[BlackHeartKabal]

The guy that had the entire round restarted because he couldn't get a fucking Forward Grip.....

I need to hear this story

[SkyeAuroline]

Every time Xur is my squad leader is a rage inducing moment.

Especially when I'm an engineer and get instructed to NOT do engineer work.

[Edgelord]

Every time Xur is my squad leader is a rage inducing moment.

Especially when I'm an engineer and get instructed to NOT do engineer work.

I'm pretty sure the dude hates engineers. One time he instructed a squad member to go steal a brown webbing vest for him from engineering.

[SkyeAuroline]

I'm pretty sure the dude hates engineers. One time he instructed a squad member to go steal a brown webbing vest for him from engineering.

That was me, actually! I refused it and told him to talk to the Sulaco engineers (of which there were several). And got harassed for the rest of the round for it.

[Edgelord]

That was me, actually! I refused it and told him to talk to the Sulaco engineers (of which there were several). And got harassed for the rest of the round for it.

[Lostmixup]

When you're sulaco staff and your commander has to leave in a crucial moment.

[CabooseFox]

I need to hear this story

The guy started a massive brawl when the RO refused to give him a Forward Grip. The brawl had to be broken up by admins who threatened to ban anyone else who fought. Everyone split up and he cut back in line and demanded the grip, assuming that the guy wouldn't fight him since the admins threatened to ban both of them. Still nope. The guy crawled over the resource desk and tried to stab him in the eye with a screwdriver. I, as a BO, had to pull him off of the RO and threaten to detain him if this continued(An empty threat considering the fact that that round we had NO MPs). He told me and I quote "Fuck off or fight me one on one"(this being said immediately after he argued that this was all part of his RP and he was a good RPer and that we were being bad RPers for refusing to give in to his demands) it came to the point that Apop said "THATS IT NEW ROUND AND THIS TIME NO ATTACHMENTS." Next round we had like 4 MPs which kept everyone in line and it was bliss.

[Azmodan412]

Well shit.

[Toroic]

The guy started a massive brawl when the RO refused to give him a Forward Grip. The brawl had to be broken up by admins who threatened to ban anyone else who fought. Everyone split up and he cut back in line and demanded the grip, assuming that the guy wouldn't fight him since the admins threatened to ban both of them. Still nope. The guy crawled over the resource desk and tried to stab him in the eye with a screwdriver. I, as a BO, had to pull him off of the RO and threaten to detain him if this continued(An empty threat considering the fact that that round we had NO MPs). He told me and I quote "Fuck off or fight me one on one"(this being said immediately after he argued that this was all part of his RP and he was a good RPer and that we were being bad RPers for refusing to give in to his demands) it came to the point that Apop said "THATS IT NEW ROUND AND THIS TIME NO ATTACHMENTS." Next round we had like 4 MPs which kept everyone in line and it was bliss.

I don't see how it makes any fucking difference if there are MP or not. MP aren't the only ones with access.

Of course, if I was a marine as soon as he grabbed a weapon he'd get shot in the face or choked to death.

[ChickenShizNit8]

>Be me
>Be Doctor
>Do most of the work while the others mess around with the damn MP's
>loss my shit as more ayylmao suicide charge marines come in with infections
>rip about 4 worms outs
>direct them to child-support agency
>keep truckin'
>fuck up Surgery, kill my friend on the operating table
>get news that my gf was killed in battle
>have to patch up the moron who got her killed
>asshole.png
>finish up, hear over comms we're moving from Medbay
>excuseme.gif
>take the person I am about to surgery to their
>ask MULTIPLE TIME what to do with him now that I am there
>have the CMO call me out for being shit and we wern't moving
>hadenough.acid
>kill self
>A-Help "Why did you move the tools from Surgery?" "It was the other Docter" "Oh..."

>fml

[Siserith Vassada]

>see's two marines getting dragged off by spitter and runner.
>shouts out to allies
>chase the spitter drops his marine and the runner gets critted
>random rocket out of nowhere kills me two others and the two marines who were getting dragged off.

http://imgur.com/LEc5z

[Azmodan412]

>Spawn as Chief Engineer
>Has an MT.
>Tells MT to not fuck up the engine
>Leaves to clean up lower Engineering (Dat messy ass place with the Armored Personnel Carrier)
>Does this for 7-8 minutes
>Climbs the ladder to see MT running outside in a rad suit.
>Walks to Observation port
>Emitter firing constantly
>Turns off emitter
>Closes charge port
>Looks at core monitoring computer
>980k watts when optimum is 760k
>Try to fix it
>MT comes back with a revolver after chewing him out
>MT shoots CE in the head THREE times with the revolver
>CE is now in critical condition
>MT commits suicide
>CE dies and gets cloned
>Spend rest of round trying to fix seriously overheating engine
>Tries to replace engine but phoron rush
>Dies again
>CO says the CE fucked up badly
>Roight, fuck you too CO.jpg

[CabooseFox]

I don't see how it makes any fucking difference if there are MP or not. MP aren't the only ones with access.

Of course, if I was a marine as soon as he grabbed a weapon he'd get shot in the face or choked to death.

True we have access but we aren't supposed to uphold marine law by the rules of the server. And marines weren't really defending him but even though he was shouting death threats several marines wanted him unharmed

[hockeylife68]

Friendly fire always gets me a bit salty

[Feweh]

Aliens who dont know how to play their roles properly.

Crushers who sit back and dont tank bullets.

Ravagers who dont understand the hit and run capabilities of their tier.

Queen who doesnt permit harming and is constantly switching it to harm and no harm.

Drones who dont fucking weed the colony ever.

Praetorians who dont use the proper spit in situations.

Boilers who are USUALLY fucking useless and do nothing.

By far, shitty aliens piss me off the most. Probably because you are so dependent on your teamates to achieve anything.

[Reuben Owen]

Aliens who dont know how to play their roles properly.

Crushers who sit back and dont tank bullets.

Ravagers who dont understand the hit and run capabilities of their tier.

Queen who doesnt permit harming and is constantly switching it to harm and no harm.

Drones who dont fucking weed the colony ever.

Praetorians who dont use the proper spit in situations.

Boilers who are USUALLY fucking useless and do nothing.

By far, shitty aliens piss me off the most. Probably because you are so dependent on your teamates to achieve anything.

I want to add to this.

Boilers who don't acid Reinforced Walls (especially the ones that are right next to them for half an hour, but still just try to bombard inside the FOB).

Runners who don't go for /all/ the monkeys at round start. You have nothing else to do during this time except look for Survivors, who are usually barricaded and require acid help anyway.

Crushers who try to assault the Nexus when there are literally no weeds around it. Same with Ravagers.

Any groups of Xenos who tries to assault when the Queen hasn't even allowed slashing yet!

Runners/ Warriors who don't know how to catch a prey with stealth or don't have the patience for it. So they just sit in front of the Marines FOB.

Queens who do not plant more and more eggs in different spots. If you planted 200 eggs all side by side and the marines see 1, they'll /all/ be gone.

Anything with a pheromone that doesn't use it when assaulting the Sulaco.

Single xenos who sit on the very edge of a good hive staring down a couple of marines. Either back up into the hive and wait for them to come in or... wait for them to shoot whatever resin you're behind and then run away anyway.

[SkyeAuroline]

Day after and I've calmed down anyway.

VASSADA.
I was 2v1ing a Ravager and a Queen after half the squad got taken down. Doing well, even!

And then you nailed me in the chest with a grenade launcher. Fuck off, boss. ;_;

[Siserith Vassada]

you were on the floor and both were around the corner from me. the only option was to frag you. which while wounding you ended up saving your life and ending the round

[Edgelord]

When a facehugger gets pulled off of you and someone thinks it's a good idea to kill it with a flamethrower.

[Siserith Vassada]

when you get facehugged and wake up ten seconds later cut your way out of a xeno and run to the nearest marines for help. only to be decapitated when they pull it off

[Sargeantmuffinman]

To the bastard who took my fucking beret.

FUCK YOU.

[Toroic]

When another xeno, either through malice or incompetence, lies to you about the safety of an area (that they just came from) on the other side of a ladder.

[SkyeAuroline]

Every marine who stands in the way of a sniper despite multiple loud, repeated warnings.

Snipers need smartgun code.

[Toroic]

Every marine who stands in the way of a sniper despite multiple loud, repeated warnings.

Snipers need smartgun code.

Sure, if boilers get the same treatment.