Famous Last Words

[Redfield5]

"YOU WANT ME? KILL ME!" - Lewis Calhoun, while being butchered by a gang of Praetorians after staying behind to cover his squad's retreat.

[monkeysfist101]

A post-round crazed marine moments before the shuttle lands on him.
Adolph Hammerstein says, "I am the last lizard alien in existence."
Adolph Hammerstein's right foot flies off in an arc.
Adolph Hammerstein's right leg flies off in an arc.
Adolph Hammerstein's left foot flies off in an arc.
Adolph Hammerstein's left leg flies off in an arc.
Adolph Hammerstein's groin flies off in an arc.

[Sadokist]

"YOU WANT ME? KILL ME!" - Lewis Calhoun, while being butchered by a gang of Praetorians after staying behind to cover his squad's retreat.

sounds like some legit timing

[ChickenShizNit8]

"Wait, WHERE did you place that C-4?"

-Bigby "Pyro" Farkas

[MikeHdez97]

I got caught by the aliens and i ended in their hive,before i killed myself with my 44 magnum i sang this on my squad channel:

Well meet me, Jesus, meet me
Meet me in the middle of the air
And if these wings don't fail me,
I will meet you anywhere .

[RhMoore]

I remember I was infected once so I tried to shoot myself while there were fellow marines around, but had no bullets, So I said that my time wasn't up.

I bursted less than 5 seconds afterwards.

Everyone panicked.

[spartanbobby]

Lets g- *John cena runner*

[Jestephos]

"LETS KILL THESE ALIENS BASTARDS" *Burns down lone queens hive bar one room, marines open the door and all get hugged by the trap Queen set*

[coroneljones]

"We got this"-Xur,just before he was RKOed by the Jones-Ravager,and decapitated

[Expired Torpedo]

me another marine and an MP hiding in oxygen lockers on the other side of the shuttle bay, waiting for the aliens to board. as soon as they boarded we jumped out of the lockers shooting them and yelling "surprise motherfuckers!"
we were immediately teared apart....

[OffRoad99]

Arthur Cromwell: "Copy that Staff Sergeant, I'm alive and on my way to your location."

*Gets facehugged and dragged into the Hive*

[Stivan34]

My SL said, Weld the fucking vent! Then the larva popped out. And the other guy said, Weld the vent, It was his last wish! XD

[ZDashe]

"AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CEN-" *BOOM* *BOOM*"
<Queen ate 2 SADARs for breakfast.>
There were 3 SADAR specs that round..

[Halinder]

"AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CEN-" *BOOM* *BOOM*"
<Queen ate 2 SADARs for breakfast.>
There were 3 SADAR specs that round..

And a smartgunner, along with a medic that had a grenade launcher from the crashed ship.

"I got the big bite burger from them!"

[Rey]

'What's the worse that could happen?' - some marine before getting charged by the crusher and having his head decapitated in the process.

[Derpislav]

"Alright, listen you dipshits" - from several weeks ago, bridge staff (don't remember actual rank) giving orders to the next wave of marines while standing on the shuttle landing pad.

[MilesWolfe]

"better go check the bridge" or just after waking up, "the hell's this shit?"

[Sargeantmuffinman]

"YOU WANT ME? KILL ME!" - Lewis Calhoun, while being butchered by a gang of Praetorians after staying behind to cover his squad's retreat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX0y6oJavK4

[crono23]

Happened at least a week ago. Can't be sure when, but me (a squad medic) and another soldier (don't know occupation, but had both his legs broken and splinted by me) charge towards the nexus in the vain hopes that we might catch the dropship back to the Sulaco. We meet another marine. He doesn't last too long. Nexus has been overrun by aliens, and we are soon facehugged.

Luckily there was a OB beacon nearby. My semi-healed comrade gets an idea. Comms are still working. He calls the CO. Asks for a fire mission, adjusts it a little and finally the captain starts to rain hell on the central nexus.

Just a second before the OB hits I manage to blurt out the following:

"Hey assholes!
"Enjoy your death!"

Milliseconds later the OB falls on the nexus. We are killed instantly. I am told later in deadchat that a single stray shell fell on top of the Queen and instagibbed her.

[forwardslashN]

"Come back in five minutes," he said, mixing a cocktail. "This one is a royal failure."

I died four minutes later.

[Heckenshutze]

Yesterday:

Mutiny, five marines breached the bridge to kill XO and CE who had CO prisoner. CE blowns the CO's head off with a shotgun, marines kill the XO and CE, all command is dead, MOTHER starts the sulaco self destruction, one minute for the Big Kaboom

COMMAND ANNOUNCEMENT:

"Honk honk, motherfucker". - Hjalti 'Cluwne' McHonk

Two seconds later, all marines died with the sulaco.

[Edgelord]

>Be Dayton Mann
>Carry around a d20 as a character gimmick
>Recon the caves with a large force
>Feel a battle coming on, roll the d20 to see what my chances are
>"OH YEAH 19 READY TO GO!"
>Fulton Williamson: "19 is sure victory"
>2 seconds later a ravager RKOs me out of fucking nowhere and I get eaten by a runner.

[LocalizedDownpour]

>Be Dayton Mann
>Carry around a d20 as a character gimmick
>Recon the caves with a large force
>Feel a battle coming on, roll the d20 to see what my chances are
>"OH YEAH 19 READY TO GO!"
>Fulton Williamson: "19 is sure victory"
>2 seconds later a ravager RKOs me out of fucking nowhere and I get eaten by a runner.

I was right next to you for that. It was like...instantly.

[LordLoko]

>Be Dayton Mann
>Carry around a d20 as a character gimmick
>Recon the caves with a large force
>Feel a battle coming on, roll the d20 to see what my chances are
>"OH YEAH 19 READY TO GO!"
>Fulton Williamson: "19 is sure victory"
>2 seconds later a ravager RKOs me out of fucking nowhere and I get eaten by a runner.

GM: You need a 21 roll to win

[Azmodan412]

GM: You need a 21 roll to win

Player 1: I cast Magehand.
GM: To do what?
Player 1: To punch the god in the dick.
[table goes silent]
GM: Ooookay, roll to hit.
[player 1 rolls nat 20, jaws are heard drop]
GM: You punch the god in the dick and as a result, you have been vaporized for your impertinence. Reroll a new character.
Player 1: [flips the table] Worth it.