Famous Last Words
- Joe4444
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Re: Famous Last Words
my last words most of the time are " fucking mel" because reasons
- Monoo
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Re: Famous Last Words
I once recited the Rifleman's Creed before charging into a fight to reclaim LZ2. It didn't go well.
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
- Dyne
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Re: Famous Last Words
After killing 3 aliens in about 5-10 minutes, on the last kill I said, "Easy." Next millisecond 2 huggers were thrown on me and was dragged to the pits of hell.
cliffnote; dont be cocky marine
cliffnote; dont be cocky marine
- Desolane900
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Re: Famous Last Words
I was on a different server playing as Security, as I do, and someone yelled about a cult over comms. I said, "Cult? What cult?" a nanosecond before seven dudes came bursting into Sec and killed us all.
(Forums have messed up video cropping so double click the video to actually watch it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg7pBZVwQr0&feature=youtu.be
- Edgelord
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Re: Famous Last Words
Let's keep this going these are funny.
Dayton 'Day' Mann
"That wiggling sensation you feel in your ass is Weyland-Yutani's fingers working you like a puppet."
"That wiggling sensation you feel in your ass is Weyland-Yutani's fingers working you like a puppet."
- RadiantFlash
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"I have an Idea, hold my beer." -bald marine
*watches at they activate a grenade and accidentally bounce it off a wall, blowing themselves up*
*watches at they activate a grenade and accidentally bounce it off a wall, blowing themselves up*
- Edgelord
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RadiantFlash wrote:"I have an Idea, hold my beer." -bald marine
*watches at they activate a grenade and accidentally bounce it off a wall, blowing themselves up*
Dayton 'Day' Mann
"That wiggling sensation you feel in your ass is Weyland-Yutani's fingers working you like a puppet."
"That wiggling sensation you feel in your ass is Weyland-Yutani's fingers working you like a puppet."
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"Dancing in front marines will be the death of me" -Random Drone
Goes to dance in front of marines.
SADAR Spec HEs mebecause they're sick of me getting away clean.
Goes to dance in front of marines.
SADAR Spec HEs mebecause they're sick of me getting away clean.
Troublesome, as usual.
- InterroLouis
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Whenever Xur is nearby and I'm infected I strive to deliver funny last words. I've gotten two where the timing was just right and I burst seconds after saying it. The first one, I ran in to Xur while he was at LZ1, and told him "I'm gonna pop! Like a balloooooon!" *skreeeeeee*. The second, also at LZ1, I ran up to Xur and told him "Hey Xur! It's your birthday! I'm the cake, and HERE'S YOUR STRIPPER!", and immediately burst. Skree.
- Monoo
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Most of the time nowadays my last words are "WE HOLD HERE" or "HOLD THE LINE"
ironically, my body then becomes a physical marker for the place the xenos breach the marine line.
ironically, my body then becomes a physical marker for the place the xenos breach the marine line.
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
- Tisx
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Elite Empress: Besides, we have the numbers advantage.
Last words before 3 research grenades and about 10+ conventional grenades were thrown/fired into the Rasputin murdering everything inside
Last words before 3 research grenades and about 10+ conventional grenades were thrown/fired into the Rasputin murdering everything inside
- Casany
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Re: Famous Last Words
Last words to a predator
"Please no?"
"Please no?"
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
- ty55101
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Re: Famous Last Words
Your signature goes too well with that statement.Casany wrote:Last words to a predator
"Please no?"
This is how well the CM community understands the actual military.
Times had a fun round in CM: 100
Times cared about winning a round: 20
Stats in signature: 3
Times had a fun round in CM: 100
Times cared about winning a round: 20
Stats in signature: 3
- Karmac
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Re: Famous Last Words
"I think I've got another couple minutes before I burst"
Garth Pawolski, or is it Powalski?
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Back in action.
- MrJJJ
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"Why did you abandon the assault? we almost had them!"
*Que 30 xenos coming out and eating Sulaco in less than 5 minutes,.
*Que 30 xenos coming out and eating Sulaco in less than 5 minutes,.
- Simo94
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*is dying soon*
''tell the RO I loved her and tell the CO fuck you!''
''tell the RO I loved her and tell the CO fuck you!''
- Karmac
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Re: Famous Last Words
I think I once said,
"Tell my sister, to get a real job!" *cough cough* *dead*
"Tell my sister, to get a real job!" *cough cough* *dead*
Garth Pawolski, or is it Powalski?
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- Derpislav
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"These tables will hold them"
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- Karmac
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Derpislav wrote:"These wet cardboard boxes with slots to shoot through will hold them"
Garth Pawolski, or is it Powalski?
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- Heckenshutze
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Re: Famous Last Words
Honk, honk motherfucker
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Synthetic: Saturn / Shepherd (old model)
- Tristan63
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Re: Famous Last Words
Was fighting as XO in a bridge raid against IB gets shot up but kills IB, before I fell into crit I said "russians can't aim worth a shit"
Don't turn around
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- Crab_Spider
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Re: Famous Last Words
"Finally! I killed Xur!"
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
- MrMafioso
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My most ironic last words were probably when I got ran over by a crusher and survived then laughed before saying "Nothing can kill me" seconds later a 2nd crusher rams me again, I still lived a third time it knocked me under the shuttle just as it landed many pains.
I've also got it where I thought I had made a pretty decent defence against aaay's and was like "Ain't nobody getting pass these walls" just as a Ancient Hunter jumped over the barricades and instantly decapitated me.
- Malcolm Holmes and his most ironic deaths. I've got one more but those are the best. A smaller one was during a retreat from T-Comms to the pod I shouted get to da choppa, then stated Woo I made it just as a hunter broke in the door and dragged me out just as it launched. Ah good times.
I've also got it where I thought I had made a pretty decent defence against aaay's and was like "Ain't nobody getting pass these walls" just as a Ancient Hunter jumped over the barricades and instantly decapitated me.
- Malcolm Holmes and his most ironic deaths. I've got one more but those are the best. A smaller one was during a retreat from T-Comms to the pod I shouted get to da choppa, then stated Woo I made it just as a hunter broke in the door and dragged me out just as it launched. Ah good times.
Malcolm Holmes
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Re: Famous Last Words
strapped a bomb to myself took off my armor and yelled allah akbar into the xeno horde closing in on us
courtesy of Manezinho
Kiss my six
Kiss my six