What in the Warp?!

[Crab_Spider]

Chaos Gods
Have you ever been in love?

[Azmodan412]

Love is weak. Weakness is death.

Doll, I am literally made of love. Incestuous love, but love nonetheless. *glares at Nurgle*

Me and my *slurp* Isha are together, get over it *sluuuuurp* Slaanesh!

Love is complicated and tends to muck up all my schemes. Therefore, I have not been in love, or have I? What is feeling in the Warp? For that matter, do we even have bodies in immaterial space? Who knows, but then again maybe someone knows. Nyehehe...

Uh... wot's love?
*Bonks Gork* Love is krumpin gitz fer somewun else, ya git. *The two Ork deities get into a fist fight.*

Fifty souls on Gork!

[Casany]

If you were forced to destroy the universe and all the human race, how would each of you go about it?

[Azmodan412]

If you were forced to destroy the universe and all the human race, how would each of you go about it?

A sea of blood and rage! The foolish humans and their corpse-emperor are WEAK!

If I were forced to destroy the human race, and the universe at large... Hrm... After much pondering for some millenia, I'd have my loyal sorcerers open Warp rifts on the core worlds of the Anathema's precious Imperium and see what happens from there. All according to some of my plans.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Simple. *slurp* I'd just unleash a *slurp* plague of Rot.

Oh really darling, destroying the human race? That's so uncouth. Where would I get new fetishes from if it isn't from the human race?

[Casany]

Also, I realize y'all probably don't really eat much(unless you do eat, I dunno much about chaos gods) but what are your favorite foodstuffs? Maybe favorite activities if you don't really eat. And maybe something about yourself, like hobbies and family life, the usual ya know?

[Azmodan412]

Eating is for folks with corporeal bodies, or maybe not. At the Party-that-shall-not-be-named, Nurgle set out a remarkably pox-free spread... which the hivemind ate right away. Hobbies of mine include plotting and chess.

My bread is slaughter, my wine is blood! I enjoy long walks in the gorefields left by my Berzerkers and picnics out of my skull-goblet.

Oi Mork, dese gitz want our fungus beer an squig pies.
Ye even touch our beer an squigs, ah'll krump ye inta te next millenium!

As a fact, I *slurp* do not eat nor does my *slurp* beloved Isha. My favorite activity is *slurp* as you may well guess is *slurp* inventing new poxes to surpass the Rot. *slurp*
All right, Nurgle dear. Let me talk to the nice, chatty mortal now. I am Isha, goddess of fertility and healing. With Nurgle making new infections, its my job to tell people how to cure them when they need it most. Otherwise, we hang out in his Garden, watch the Plaguebearers frolic (if you can even call their shambling manner frolicing), and mock Slaanesh relentlessly.

Me? I feed on the sexual energies of nearly everyone, darling. Yes, even you, silent voices watching our conversation. My hobbies include sex, drugs, lots of loud music and being the life of the party of course~!

[Joe4444]

so...do you all play paradox-billiards-vostroyan-roulette-fourth dimensional-hypercube-chest- strip poker or is it just tzeentch and the emperor?

[Azmodan412]

so...do you all play paradox-billiards-vostroyan-roulette-fourth dimensional-hypercube-chest- strip poker or is it just tzeentch and the emperor?

Well... it's just me and the Anathema, though I've heard of a certain Custodes who beat him... This is intriguing...

[Crab_Spider]

Chaos Gods! I have lost the keys to my dorm! Have you seen them?!

[Azmodan412]

Chaos Gods! I have lost the keys to my dorm! Have you seen them?!

I'd not go into your dorm... unless you are into whatever's there. ;-)

*looks at Slaanesh*

I haven't seen your weak keys!

Oi, Mork, yous taken da humie's zoggin' keys?
Of course ah didn't. Who'd take som zoggin' keys to their huts?

Nurgle is busy at the moment, we haven't seen your keys.