That moment when you...

[Skimmy2]

That moment when the dropship lands and your motion tracker picks up 20 xenos outside the doors.

#GigglingManiacallyInTerror

[Huebone]

Your preferences are borked. Cash me online, how bow dah? And I'll help you fix it.

I was told that if there aren't enough survivors you can be randomly selected.

[Biolock]

Das not true

[Skimmy2]

That moment when you join the game and this is the first thing you hear after waking from Cryo.

"charlie squad has died in disgrace. your SO has however, died with some dignity after killing himself having failed this operation"

[Huebone]

Das not true

Then please fix me up fam.

[Renomaki]

... Try to roll for spec/smartgunner and get SO 3 times in a row.

Much cry, very frustrated.

[Robotonic]

That moment when you spawn in cryo and a hunter jumps you in I count 3 seconds then 7 seconds later a runner also joins in to rend your flesh before you bleed to death.

[NGGJamie]

Be Standard Muhreen

In Big Red chilling with 2 other muhreens, kickin it, shooting xenos and pushing back hard

Internet decides that it wanted to lag at the most make or break moment

Everybody freezes, nek minut I'm across the room but xenos aren't nearby

istillhaveachance.jpg

Internet lags again and everything unfreezes, killed by a Young Drone

[caleeb101]

You loot some dead guy and all he had was AP rounds...

[johners12345]

That moment when you tell your squad to head to the FOB and legit all your medics and engineers chase after your specialist across the river and get hugged



AND THEN WHEN THEY PROCEED TO SHIT TALK YOU AS A BAD SQUAD LEAD IN THE DEAD CHAT

[Dolth]

Be Standard Muhreen

In Big Red chilling with 2 other muhreens, kickin it, shooting xenos and pushing back hard

Internet decides that it wanted to lag at the most make or break moment

Everybody freezes, nek minut I'm across the room but xenos aren't nearby

istillhaveachance.jpg

Internet lags again and everything unfreezes, killed by a Young Drone

I feel your pain happens all the time to me.

[VitorZzP]

That moment when you finally reach Elite Empress, but you get hit by a fucking OB and dies instantly.

*deadchat goes crazy*

[Redikalzip]

When you load last AT rocket, but one baldie marine stunn you by NADE.

[kooarbiter]

when you spend 20 minutes or so gearing up with the peeeerfect loadout, and on the way to hydro you get jumped by a cunter, your teammates ignore you and head into hydro, and the hunter 2 hit decaps you and dances on your corpse

[manezinho]

That moment when you have a clean slate the entire round and then you accidentally pop two caps into your mate. That's my salt.

[Tidomann]

That moment when you frame Carson for selling military secrets...

[Dolth]

Wear my name, get screeched with 10 marines, watch two aliens running past your friends and specificly pull/disarm you to death.

[Blade2000Br]

Wear my name, get screeched with 10 marines, watch two aliens running past your friends and specificly pull/disarm you to death.

This happened to me once... and apparently, the alien was indeed meta targetting me because he wanted me to cry like a little bitch. Fun ayys, best ayys.

Run naked from cryo and dance your way from the ayyslmaos with punches and dodges.
12/10 would die in ripped apart again.

[Karmac]

>Be latejoin MP
>Oldschool times on the sully
>notice naked man with toolbox run past my screen
>he's being shot at by MPs and an Admiral
>*frown
>taze the MPs and the Admiral for using lethals in an unwarranted situation
>naked man runs up and toolboxes the admiral to death
>good lord what have I done
>notice naked man is saul freytia, and he's somehow got sechud glasses
>well this explains a lot
>nearby MPs get up and gun us both down but the damage is already done
>an ert is called by admins, sure why not I'll join
>wasn't too far into the round, not many dead, so I get in
>it's a death squad, and saul got in too
>we'd both just joined the death squad we had called in because an admiral was killed
>proceed to spend the next 30 minutes wiping every living human off the face of the ship, then as xenos come up on the dropship we hose them down too
>the deathsquad was successful

[Karmac]

That moment when me and Murry storm the river with some other marines in a standard LV round, only to instantly be met with a strong offensive attack from xenos, we've very quickly managed to lose half our original assault force, Murry looks at me and goes "We gotta get outta here man!" I grit my teeth, adjust my headband and tell him "No, we can do this!" Moments later I'm decapitated in one slash by a ravager out of nowhere, Murry takes one look at my corpse and wordlessly legs it back to safety.

[Karmac]

That moment when you throw the RO into space because he threw my violin into space.

[Desolane900]

>Be latejoin MP
>Oldschool times on the sully
>notice naked man with toolbox run past my screen
>he's being shot at by MPs and an Admiral
>*frown
>taze the MPs and the Admiral for using lethals in an unwarranted situation
>naked man runs up and toolboxes the admiral to death
>good lord what have I done
>notice naked man is saul freytia, and he's somehow got sechud glasses
>well this explains a lot
>nearby MPs get up and gun us both down but the damage is already done
>an ert is called by admins, sure why not I'll join
>wasn't too far into the round, not many dead, so I get in
>it's a death squad, and saul got in too
>we'd both just joined the death squad we had called in because an admiral was killed
>proceed to spend the next 30 minutes wiping every living human off the face of the ship, then as xenos come up on the dropship we hose them down too
>the deathsquad was successful

Good fucking times.

[Kerek]

https://gyazo.com/87642e8ccb616407dd7b97ed036fab2c
>Boutta get infected
>click once
>kill hugger as it flies at you

[BobaFett07]

>Be queen
>all the hive is dead except by 3 other sisters
>have an entire maze built by your drone sisters when the last Queen was alive
>use guerrilla tactics to double the hive
>die
>check out 30 minutes later and the round is still goin on
>smile.jpeg

[MetaphysicalBeing]

-Getting crit from FF or spit spam
-Get dragged by medic
-Shout "GRAB MY GUN!"
-medic Ignore shouting
-Baldy crawls over to your gun inspects it thoroughly..... the strips adding it to his FF aresnal
-feels bad man....
-Suicide