MY COMPENDIUM OF HORRIBLE IDEAS

[YungCuz]

Every new round the SM core has a 50% chance to explode despite proper procedures.

[YungCuz]

Every Round has a 80% chance to spawn a deathsquad on the Sulaco.

[Ikmalmn]

A random player will have admin powers every round...

OH GOD OH GOD

[Surrealistik]

Rallying at Tablefort (another typically game ending decision for the Marines).

[Carprillo]

There's a random chance that a random round will have the gang war game mode on the Sulaco AND on the planet, in addition to everything else that's happening.

[Durper]

What if

-Nest Cuffs were gone and were just perma nest
-But Xeno's can't pick up huggers only the carrier infects people
-And Cloning doesn't exist

Completely crap ideas I stole from somewhere but I agree with them

[Hyperio]

To improve the quality of conversations and avoid misunderstandings, all telecommunications must now be made in Morse code, using '.' and '-'.

[sammoh]

Combative monkeys.
Progressive, irreversible brain damage from cloning.
Researcher is now an antag role.
XO is 50/50 chance of antag role.
Thaler is now used to purchase guns and ammunition.
New Payroll department to issue bounties for alien corpses.
SM core requires periodic titration of coolant.
Atmos requires supervision.
Cargo shipments have a chance to spawn a larva.

[Carprillo]

The Sulaco should have an Anti-Mass Spectrometer in Engineering. Pushing the SM Crystal into it causes a resonance cascade.

[Carprillo]

Ayyliums should be a genetic mutation that occurs when cloning a Xeno. It's like a Cluwne, but a Xenomorph.

Aliens should be able to drink plasma right out of the canisters.

Facehuggers should move around and jump at people on their own.

[completelynewguy]

Marines and Xenos should roleplay executing each other, as if it was a nicely edited

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ISIS

music video.

[Rey]

Sizes for all marine clothing and armor so you have to find your size that fits otherwise it cant be used. Limited amounts in certain sizes

Take gender into consideration for that, if a shirt's too thin and your chest too big you will receive small amount of brute damage!

[completelynewguy]

Take gender into consideration for that, if a shirt's too thin and your chest too big you will receive small amount of brute damage!

That means if female marines have... a voluptuous figure...

Dear god.

[Staff Assistant]

Make "Staff Assistant" a job aboard the sulaco

[Carprillo]

^ thats too horrible, even for me

[Boltersam]

Facehuggers should move around and jump at people on their own.

We used to have it. It was.... Well.... I saw someone stuff a closet full of like twenty huggers in it (before the 2 huggers rule was added, I believe.) and when the Marines opened it...it took out the entirety of alpha squad. There were huggers left to spare.

[Egorkor]

thermobaric launchers everywhere

[Daman453]

SADARS can only be given to bald people

[Carprillo]

^ quite possibly the best idea here

[MrJJJ]

Marines now have to fight xenos with their bare hands and no armor at all, and xeno's can now one-hit kill with a tail and the queen can't be hurt by anything but explosives

[jalen earl]

Make guns jam if they aren't field stripped after crossing water.

Xenos can now stow away in the dropships landing gear.

Bathroom breaks are now a thing. dont shit yourself

Xenos now have broken glass do embed damage if walked over

Smoking near phoron tanks has a 80% chance to ignite them

[Durper]

Make guns jam if they aren't field stripped after crossing water.

Xenos can now stow away in the dropships landing gear.

Bathroom breaks are now a thing. dont shit yourself

Xenos now have broken glass do embed damage if walked over

Smoking near phoron tanks has a 80% chance to ignite them

thank god you're not a dev

[Stivan34]

An automatic SADAR attachment.

[Carprillo]

predalien

[completelynewguy]

Replace the marine's standard ammo with an AP Flak version.