Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[CampinKiller]

http://gyazo.com/540dacfe9ef9cf7ee4dcbebceec61d0a

[Redfield5]

Fuck that entire round.

[LordLoko]

That moment when ERT are needed, but they arrive a few minutes too late because some dipshit fired an ion rifle and EMP'd the stun revolvers.

Oh yesss. Is there something better than a HiT member trying to kill aliens with an Ion Rifle?

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/6aridc

[UnknownMurder]

Hienrich Jagar [CLead] [Delta Squad] says, "You cant kill a german"

[apophis775]

So I was playing as Delta SL, Rovern Solzaire, and I had a pretty good squad. Of all the deployed squads, we were the only one to survive with 0 causalities in first contact. Did pretty well, covering a retreat and scoring two alien KIAs.

So we make it back to Sulaco and convince Commander Chucklef**k to let us go nuke the station.

Unbeknownst to us, Commander Chucklef**k was an LO, and promoted himself when the first CO left. This was Commander Chuckles first round on CM. He didn't know you need nuke codes...

So delta, and the surviving members of every other squad, a total of 7 people, take shuttle two and move quickly to the bridge. Secured the disk, got to the vault . Two friendlies KIA holding a diversion at arrivals, Alpha squad members who didn't have the benefit of listening to Delta squad radio chat and the orders I was giving.

So the now 5-6 of us, open the vault and bolt the door closed. No one knew OOCly how to arm a nuke, so we AHELP it. Friendly admin tells me the steps, and we get the disk in. I ask the Co for the nuke codes.

He proceeds to tell us how screwed he is.

I ask for codes again.

Oh boy oh boy is he going down in a blaze of glory.

This goes on for 15 minutes, Command chuckles not giving us the code. He dieds, but not before telling us he never contacted central command.

In the meantime I had been chatting with two admins, mostly about the lack of comptency. One of them then says, by the way, G.G.

They then inform me, as acid is globbed on the vault door, that checking the logs, he never contacted them once. There were, effectively, never any nuke codes, or even a go ahead to try.

Acid melts the door, we are all promptly killed. GG.

TLDR: Command gives us ok to set off nuke, hero charge vault, Commander never contacted central for codes. Everyone dies.

It's annoying, and it's a very cheap tactic, I'm aware.

Mind you that LOOC might be muted, I usually do that sometimes when things are getting annoying, or I want a round where I can concentrate myself without getting blueflash'd every moment of my way by observers / mad players.

Still, it's an allowed tactic, no matter how dirty or cheap.

I was the one who said GG, and in Modchat, we all really enjoying the fact that noone asked for the nuke codes before authorizing the nuke strike.

[HyperPwner]

Nothing is better than remaking the BF4 first mission with a squad of ERT officers.

[Mitchs98]

Drone 69, 69/69 http://gyazo.com/b59dbf6f29726498de1ef2dc80615a38

[UnknownMurder]

How is this funny/embarrassing/OMG?

[Mitchs98]

Think about it for a few minutes, mostly the name not what they said.

[CampinKiller]

http://gyazo.com/c96beaf584a4e25f041838407238fe24

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/6cg0he

http://www.lookhuman.com/design/33753-g ... ueen-alien

[CampinKiller]

Hivemind, alien queen hisses, "Have some kids, they said, it'd be fun they said.... ..."

[HyperPwner]

Since I don't play CM,this is how I image marines act when they get welding torches.

The video this GIF is made from is here

[video=youtube]http://youtu.be/e7apw7IEqfI[/video]

[CampinKiller]

http://gyazo.com/9422f62656a3e7ca034262ac9f566a0d

[LordeKilly]

Caryl was queen, i was larva


#staffliums4lyf

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Same place, i was the carrier now.

[Kreydis]

Everyone... was dying.

[TopHatPenguin]

http://gyazo.com/b7d40c3e3978939e59a1b7afaecb302c -Lines merge into one long line...

[Minimike]

Osalaa yours isn't working for me

[TopHatPenguin]

Osalaa yours isn't working for me

i'll imgur it hang on

[Mitchs98]

http://gyazo.com/7a7d84f141bee9817ec09965bbe4c1df Squad leader McWeldin'Tank.

[TopHatPenguin]

Best Lo to date http://gyazo.com/e2a673a60c6d76dc533f08fc552576a2

[Mitchs98]

Hivemind, alien larva (296) hisses, "...mommy is a wizard?"

Hivemind, alien praetorian (818) hisses, "STOP FIGHTING"
Hivemind, alien praetorian (818) hisses, "YOU'RE SISTERS."
Hivemind, alien praetorian (818) hisses, "I WILL SPANK BOTH OF YOU"

Hivemind, alien queen hisses, "DO NOT LEAVE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR YOU MIGHT GET BURNT BY DEMONIC HUMANS"

[CampinKiller]

http://gyazo.com/4c7bc39010c402e0343d6baf9eda0f7c

[Sellka]

I failed so hard earlier to throw out a dead larva.. I threw myself out of the airlock..