Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[AishaKitty]

I think the real REAL question here is why they are not banned...

I think the REAL REAL question here is why we would be banned?

[Azmodan412]

I think the REAL REAL question here is why we would be banned?

Borderline ERP maybe?

[forwardslashN]

Everyone was apparently having awesome battles with predators while I was doing this. But I got to drink my own blood before dying horribly.

[Egorkor]

that shite was spread all the way from the downed shuttle to the tablefort, me eyes, they bleed and admire such perfection at the same time. just like an eggfield taking up the entire cave room.

[Skycave1]

Pre Alpha nostalgia came today, and KeyWii decided to run bartender for the marines.. This happened!








While getting shit faces, two marines went magical







IT WAS A FIGHT FOR WHO COULD GET FUCKED UP MORE!!!



THEY WANTED TO SING, SO THEY SANG!!!






Quote this for 2K16




GOD DAMN!! THEY KEPT IT UP!!!


There was a sad end. A sad one.

[KeyWii]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQ

[Skycave1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQ

I have some more songs just for today and that shitface fest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTaqn8_gMR0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7xr_EjbzE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWiga7sXXfE

[crono23]

Many more glorious snapshots of the bar shenanigans:

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Everything went as normally with me getting drunk off my ass until the bartender began making Atomic Bombs.

From then on it was glorious chaos.

I tried to sing a duet with the bartender, but unfortunately we only finished the first 4 lines or so.

There was a momentary scare when the bartender fell asleep.

He did come back, although I attempted to take his place (while drunk obviously). Somehow I managed to create a glass of Anti-Freeze.

Then we sang what should be America's new national anthem.

Finally after a long day, I packed up a backpack full of booze and took it onto the emergency shuttle before we all went home.

A few cool things I should mention:

My reason for ending up in the bar in the first place was because doctor had made a big deal of being able to cure the nearsightedness I contracted from flashbangs. He was unable to cure my nearsightedness, so I went to the bar to drink away my sorrows.

About halfway through my glorious inebriation an MP came in to drag me away due to intense intoxication. I escaped, the bartender fired a warning shot, and I followed up with a few rounds from my L6 SAW.

The songs played throughout were glorious, but I am still salty that they did not play the glorious Beer Song. Damn you admins!

I got the best job ever:

[forwardslashN]

From the round before the map switcharoo. Seven mercs went in. One randomly exploded while on a supply run because of a malfunctioning implant. One died to wound infection. Two died while fighting the UPP hordes. We had a pretty cool compound, complete with a huge minefield, fences, and winding entrances. Good fun.

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[Skycave1]

Xur would be so pround..

Dino Cades, Lawson, and Twitch in a firing line

[crono23]

Got up early today for more April Fools shenanigans. Tried to re-enact the drunken chaos of last night:




It was working well for a moment. Unfortunately...



Thus I spent the rest of the day as LO trying to get people to be assigned to the absurd role of Entertainment Officer I constructed. Unfortunately few were interested, and I only got about 2-3 people to actually do it. I did however manage to assign someone to be Jones's Caretaker. It worked for a bit, but then he stepped out and never came back.

With time running out I went a marine for once and had the LO assign me the most glorious role ever:



Unfortunately the xenos were terrible, and I only cleaned like one small stretch of hallway before the game ended. Least I laughed my ass off at the marines giving me death threats when they slipped.

[Mitchs98]

https://gyazo.com/6f9bb3a1ace34a4d5f3e5039733dfada

THe gingerness. THE GINGERNESS

[Mitchs98]

https://gyazo.com/21c00e03781321409008b1d49824accb

I believe I have found a younger Wooks. What is this madness :0

[Releasing]

[Mitchs98]

>running to pods
>Carson had a good idea
>take medbay ladders to hangar
>go up through cargo
>drone was outside planting weeds
>sees a wild bill carson who took point
>drone tackles and nests him
>Me and Mels witness, stare at each other for a second, and proceed to run to pods with a screaming Bill behind us
>Bill somehow makes it, because fucking Bill lives through everything until he doesnt.

[KeyWii]

Happened like a month ago, but still. THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

[Halinder]

>running to pods
>Carson had a good idea
>take medbay ladders to hangar
>go up through cargo
>drone was outside planting weeds
>sees a wild bill carson who took point
>drone tackles and nests him
>Me and Mels witness, stare at each other for a second, and proceed to run to pods with a screaming Bill behind us
>Bill somehow makes it, because fucking Bill lives through everything until he doesnt.

Two other marines came up behind him. I managed to nest another, but his buddy freed him (yet didn't free Carson, kek). They nearly pinned me between engi ladders and cargo, but I ran really fucking fast over Carson's body and got away.

They still didn't free him until I was long gone.

[Mitchs98]

>Join round 3 minutes late as CO
>Get announcement for briefing out, go to Req
>Get nearly everyone attachments
>MARINE MAJOR VICTORY
>Round lasted exactly 11 minutes 30 seconds.
>Led fastest victory ever.

[Logi99]

>Joined as a doctor
>Aliens were boarding sully
>Marines beat them and counted 5 aliens
>Marine major victory 0 aliens 33 marines.

[Skycave1]

>Low pop round.
>Decide to go medical doctor
>Issac Miller runs up to me, asking me for something.
>Respond with "You want the stuff?"
>MP overhears this, and starts to taser Issac.
>Issac grabs me and uses me as a meat shield.
>Somehow we end up outside the bridge.
>Xur as the XO comes out and tells the MP to go off.
>Xur then proceeds to ask me for the 'stuff'
>Start making hyperzine and selling it next to Xur.
>I sent the MP off to Cargo, saying that they can order this there.
>MP runs off so I can make more drugs.
>Whole ship is twitching violently because of this.
>MP thinks its an epidemic, and sticks to security.
>He doesn't suspect I took any because my character twitches regardless.
>Dutch's Dozen show up, and we sell to them.
>Both of us manage to make about a good couple thousand with sales.
>Shuttle was called and we got off.
>Xur died.
>I am the only one to know the magical drug that keeps people happy.

TL:DR I managed to become a drug dealer on the Sulaco without getting caught.

[Derpislav]

Remember back when I manufactured stimulants every round and people were so hyped about them they got in a fight over them? And then Jones picked some up as a predator and killed himself via overdose?
Good drug-dealer memories.

[Logi99]

Remember back when I manufactured stimulants every round and people were so hyped about them they got in a fight over them? And then Jones picked some up as a predator and killed himself via overdose?
Good drug-dealer memories.

U got 333 posts. Get away from me

[ChickenShizNit8]

Ran out of ammo, decided to challenge the Queens honor.

[Mitchs98]

Anya Allen. Killing boners since..whatever year CM is set in.

https://gyazo.com/d6c14385fef3545798faf34b51ebf82d

[johners12345]

Anya Allen. Killing boners since..whatever year CM is set in.

https://gyazo.com/d6c14385fef3545798faf34b51ebf82d

Shoulda just said your boy friend was Curtis Weeter XD