Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Mitchs98]

The fabled moment of Natalie kissing Anya finally happened.

https://gyazo.com/4a2d699915bf73bebf9ccc97c26a4e31

Hype, etc.

[completelynewguy]

I just remembered that I nearly died getting the minimoog while the map was Ice Colony.

And so, when the piano was evacuated - the music of the minimoog filled the medbay.

[TeknoKot]

((credit to the man who gave the snap of the fight))

Victor Kaipov vs Xur Dergens, fist fight.

Kaipov was Bravo SL. Alpha SL, Xur Dergens, was taking Bravo's shit from telecomms foothold. As Kaipov approached Dergens, seeing him loot bravo's stuff, he kept denying everything, and still went looting in front of his eyes. Kaipov went out, pushing him and punching, then got hit back. A fight occured, people broke it, Xur and Kaipov got treated, etc.

Then, as Kaipov moves back again, he see's Xur taking his shit again without asking. Out of anger, he called him out for a fight next to LZ2. They took off their armours and started beating each other. Marines formed a ring around both and made bets, until Kaipov finally beat Xur down, breaking a bone of his.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

[enkas]

This is truly a gold mine

[Viveret]

I once put the full body paint on and got mistaken for Xur.

I threatened to kick Carson's ass no less than 4 times yesterday because he was messing with my patients on the ground.

I danced as a hunter in front of a predator. He just kinda dragged me outside and left.

[nicholas98]

A note given to me by an MP who wanted somebody arrested:

IMPORTANT NOTE (some spelling is wro)

NAME: Geraldine Overstree

proplome: THE SUBJECT WILL NOT REIST ARREST AFTER REFUSEING TO BE SHERCHED AND THEN BEGINS TO ATTACK THE MARINE AND RUN OFF

THE SUBJECT WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING KILLED BY A MARINE AND THE SUBJECT HAD SUCH AGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR

[Superguy113]

Brett..whoever that is
Earned their place in the angry infantry.good job fucknugget that brought me a tear to my eye for 1 second before i punched my eye

That would be me, AND IM NOT ASHAMED!!!

[Superguy113]

Brett..whoever that is
Earned their place in the angry infantry.good job fucknugget that brought me a tear to my eye for 1 second before i punched my eye

That would be me, AND IM NOT ASHAMED!!!

[TeknoKot]

[Egorkor]

gah this shite is broken here, have a link and click it yerself.
http://prnt.sc/b9onby

[TeknoKot]

[Ocnjak20]

Holy shit some stuff happened while I was not around

[jalen earl]

Playing as a runner early round, passing secure storage where another had died before and heard a slip noise. Round the corner and see a survivor with a nice bunker set up on their ass in the doorway.

Walk up place a hugger

"Planetary salinity up 101% with 1% margin of error"

LOOC was pleasant

[coolsurf6]

Playing as a runner early round, passing secure storage where another had died before and heard a slip noise. Round the corner and see a survivor with a nice bunker set up on their ass in the doorway.

Walk up place a hugger

"Planetary salinity up 101% with 1% margin of error"

LOOC was pleasant

Noice

[CabooseFox]

Just got out of an epic round. Joined in late to see the Sulaco covered in blood, killed an alien that was scuttling around for some reason. Heard sirens and prepared for incoming aliens. Aliens easily overwhelmed hanger defenses and marines pulled back to briefing. Me and about 10 other people set up in briefing and held it against enemy charges. Eventually hear shouting and gunshots behind briefing. Turn around to see all of cafeteria covered in vines and hear that the enemy snuck around us and cut off our retreat. Eventually we gathered everyone up and made a mad dash for the pods(they only had 2 minutes remaining until launching). We all sallied out into cafeteria guns blazing and one by one started to get rekt. I slipped by a ravager after just barely avoiding getting tackled by it and ran for Evac hallway. I made it just in time to realize....they had barricaded the way down with walls. Another marine and I sat there desperately shooting at the aliens until the walls broke down from previous acid attacks. Right when they fell the marine got pounced and I made a dash for the escape pods only to find all of them welded shut. I ran for the middle one and began banging on the doors for them to unweld them. The last thing the people aboard the shuttle saw before they were blasted away was me shooting at a hivelord before it and the queen decapitated me.

[coolsurf6]

Just got out of an epic round. Joined in late to see the Sulaco covered in blood, killed an alien that was scuttling around for some reason. Heard sirens and prepared for incoming aliens. Aliens easily overwhelmed hanger defenses and marines pulled back to briefing. Me and about 10 other people set up in briefing and held it against enemy charges. Eventually hear shouting and gunshots behind briefing. Turn around to see all of cafeteria covered in vines and hear that the enemy snuck around us and cut off our retreat. Eventually we gathered everyone up and made a mad dash for the pods(they only had 2 minutes remaining until launching). We all sallied out into cafeteria guns blazing and one by one started to get rekt. I slipped by a ravager after just barely avoiding getting tackled by it and ran for Evac hallway. I made it just in time to realize....they had barricaded the way down with walls. Another marine and I sat there desperately shooting at the aliens until the walls broke down from previous acid attacks. Right when they fell the marine got pounced and I made a dash for the escape pods only to find all of them welded shut. I ran for the middle one and began banging on the doors for them to unweld them. The last thing the people aboard the shuttle saw before they were blasted away was me shooting at a hivelord before it and the queen decapitated me.

*plays sad trombone*

[GreyouTT]

Just got out of an epic round. Joined in late to see the Sulaco covered in blood, killed an alien that was scuttling around for some reason. Heard sirens and prepared for incoming aliens. Aliens easily overwhelmed hanger defenses and marines pulled back to briefing. Me and about 10 other people set up in briefing and held it against enemy charges. Eventually hear shouting and gunshots behind briefing. Turn around to see all of cafeteria covered in vines and hear that the enemy snuck around us and cut off our retreat. Eventually we gathered everyone up and made a mad dash for the pods(they only had 2 minutes remaining until launching). We all sallied out into cafeteria guns blazing and one by one started to get rekt. I slipped by a ravager after just barely avoiding getting tackled by it and ran for Evac hallway. I made it just in time to realize....they had barricaded the way down with walls. Another marine and I sat there desperately shooting at the aliens until the walls broke down from previous acid attacks. Right when they fell the marine got pounced and I made a dash for the escape pods only to find all of them welded shut. I ran for the middle one and began banging on the doors for them to unweld them. The last thing the people aboard the shuttle saw before they were blasted away was me shooting at a hivelord before it and the queen decapitated me.

Those walls were fake! I'm the one who built them, I should know!

[CabooseFox]

Those walls were fake! I'm the one who built them, I should know!

This is true! But its very difficult to click a fake wall when it has acid on it and several aliens are trying to gnaw your face off :P

[Carprillo]

There was one round last night where I was the Queen (first time, by the way.)

Long story short, one Ravager (322, I think) actually got so fed up with my grandstanding (which I did quite a bit of, no shame) and started smartmouthing me. It eventually reached the point where one of the mods decided to call him out in OOC and that was when my sides died.

[coolsurf6]

There was one round last night where I was the Queen (first time, by the way.)

Long story short, one Ravager (322, I think) actually got so fed up with my grandstanding (which I did quite a bit of, no shame) and started smartmouthing me. It eventually reached the point where one of the mods decided to call him out in OOC and that was when my sides died.

I think i saw that, Freemysoul was going on about how aliens must follow the queens orders. Might have been a different round (it was a couple hours ago)

[SagaSword]

http://imgur.com/sU7ZhjY

Looks like aliens were in a hurry

[Carprillo]

http://imgur.com/sU7ZhjY

Looks like aliens were in a hurry

I'd laugh at that, but really it's just sad.

[Rey]

[TeknoKot]