completelynewguy wrote:I was playing a CL this round. Normal RP for me - "plan to implant people, write knowledge about the Xenos, see if I can recruit a CT/RO" - and then when I prayed for the fourth or so time about Faxes, Weyland replies to me about my request for exotic magazines (AP, extended 9mm, that sort of thing). We bounce around on the subject for two or so faxes, and then they bluespace in a pack of kudzu vines, saying, "Lol have fun and we'll get you your porn mags."
Little did anyone know that the vines would end up making a fucking jungle out of my Quarters. Then I get Harry Cowper and Pyotr to do some gardening work, the tool being a flamer. When they're done, I hand Pyotr $1000, the one handling the Flamer gets 75%, and I get back to business recruiting the CT. Then the kudzu virus kicks in. This isn't any normal biological weapon, this causes minor brain damage - leading to blindness at first and eventually death. This gets so bad, that when Medbay finds out that antibiotics helps/cures the virus, the Xeno Queen reaches the console and calls down the Rasputin.
The Corporate Liaison, Bill "CIA" Willson, ends up committing suicide, his last will essentially this: "You can all take my shit off of me."
Overall staff performance? 10/10, would lash out at Ordukai and then blame Feweh even though he left the server a few minutes ago.
Overall round experience? 11/10, would be mistaken for requesting porno mags and end up getting fired over failing to managing the kudzu infestation.
EDIT: And oh yeah, the pool game of Marco Polo was resurrected by Bill. IIRC, someone shouted at him, "NO NEED TO SHOUT FOR POLO, WE'RE ALL BLIND."
Think I was the first to suggest antibiotics but eh, was worth a shot. I knew the kudzu was no good and then when I was running back to the bridge, I ended up catching the virus somehow. Think it was when I was on my way back from fixing the engine or something then I went blind, then when I walked past my BOs, they also went blind. Kind of fucked us up there, pal.
At least you weren't Rei who was sitting in her command chair, trying to figure out a way to stop making her troops fuck up.
Gahn'tha-cte Bhu'ja: Honorable duelist, beserker charger, jungle hunter.
