Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Edgelord]

Just another day at the office.

[completelynewguy]

Unfortunately, the ERC squad sent in to honor Harambe was terribly unrobust.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJw3MmL-Omk

[completelynewguy]

Witness, Bill Carson at his potential.

[YungCuz]

His True form

[completelynewguy]

In space, no one can can hear you get triggered by CIS-gendered, pansexual xenomorph-kin.

[YungCuz]

Oh my god it started with a male doctor wearing female stuff now its spread to the xenos

[ZDashe]

Some people say shotgun is shitty...

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Dead in < 1 sec, from 100%...

Please nerf marine stupidity.. Don't fire buckshot at far away targets and tunnel vision... It won't hit your intended target. I laughed so hard

[EMT_321]

Trying a no-guns medic, got ambushed by a predator that was robusting the hell out of marines while moving my chems from autoinjectors to hyposprays.

Ended up flailing and injecting them with 5u of quickclot as I tried to throw my bootknife at them.

No predator problems after that. That was also the round I learned that 5u quickclot is the LD100.

[MrJJJ]

Some people say shotgun is shitty...Buckshot OP.pngDead in < 1 sec, from 100%...

Please nerf marine stupidity.. Don't fire buckshot at far away targets and tunnel vision... It won't hit your intended target. I laughed so hard

Buckshot is preety powerfull, i was able to kill some random survivor antag with a double-barreled shotgun, i didint even needed to fire a second shot, they were already in critical from the first one

[completelynewguy]

[NoahKirchner]

Ayyy, I was command that round.

[YungCuz]

This Harambe thing is becoming annoying.

[NoahKirchner]

This Harambe thing is becoming annoying.

Blasphemy

[YungCuz]

Blasphemy

You try going through the meme hell i've been in then.

[completelynewguy]

I witnessed Kredyis Arona SADAR a xeno just as the drop-pod door opened. No, it's a true story.

https://youtu.be/4KlSuGNt8e4

[EXOTICISME]

So... I join at 12:05. Seeing that there's no command i choose it so the round can progress.

What happen next is a mix of drama which make me laugh while trying to focus commanding.

So basically.. more than 50% of marines including MOTHER is against me and think my command is stupid.

The next 2-3 hours is filled with me yelling to marines back and forth which is funny. Seriously this is why you play CM, this kind of experience that make me not bored playing the same round type over and over.

By the way in case you miss MOTHER vs Me message.

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[SagaSword]

This is where you know we are fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOdaXp6G53c

[Eenkogneeto]

Made an account just to post this. Full:

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Mature Hunter (639) pounces at the floor!
Hunter pounces on Ruben Nash!
PFC Ruben Nash says, "OH GOD"
Mature Hunter (639) has been sliced with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Ruben Nash examines himself.
the alien leaps at Ruben Nash's face!
the alien curls up into a ball!
Mature Hunter (639) pounces at the floor!
Hunter pounces on Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace!
Mature Hunter (639) has been cut with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Mature Hunter (639) has been ripped with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
You are splattered with sizzling blood! IT BURNS!!
the alien frantically claws at Ruben Nash's face!
Your left arm hurts badly.
CPL Daryll Miave [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "Power restored"
the alien curls up into a ball!
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace punched Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace!
Mature Hunter (639) digs into Dropship Hatch and begins to pry it open.
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) is hit by the rifle bullet in the mouth!
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) has been cut with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Your throat feels sore.
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) has been torn with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) has been cleaved with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Mature Hunter (639) pounces at Dropship Hatch!
Mature Hunter (639) has been cut with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) is hit by the rifle bullet in the left leg!
Mature Hunter (639) has been torn with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) is hit by the rifle bullet in the head!
Ruben Nash is scalded with hissing green blood!
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) is hit by the rifle bullet in the right hand!
Mature Hunter (639) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw.
Mature Hunter (639) has been cut with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro says, "Fucker."

TLDR:

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Mature Hunter (639) has been cleaved with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro. (Knocks him into crit)
Mature Hunter (639) pounces at Dropship Hatch! (Still leaps...)
Mature Hunter (639) has been cut with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) is hit by the rifle bullet in the left leg!
Mature Hunter (639) has been torn with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) is hit by the rifle bullet in the head!
Ruben Nash is scalded with hissing green blood!
Chahan 'Smoke' Wallace fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Mature Hunter (639) is hit by the rifle bullet in the right hand!
Mature Hunter (639) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw.
Mature Hunter (639) has been cut with the butcher's cleaver by Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro.
Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro says, "Fucker."

Then i chestburst out of myself and didnt realize it so my larva died and i died.
It took twenty minutes for the rasp to be launched.

[Azmodan412]

Tyler is pleased at your choice of how to kill xenos scum.

[YungCuz]

Welp my Survivor Round was amazing.
Basically started pretty normal had a run in with a runner getting hosts while grabbing stuff from the ship afterwards met up with the other survivors then the xenos start attackin us we get forced into a storage dome i get hugged it gets removed and i used rest while the others get hugged and dragged away and somehow they thought i was actually dead so they devoured me i escaped from that and then had a Hunter pounce me constantly while i shot him with a SVD then i recovered the weapons that were left from the encountered then hid in a locker (and cried the entire time) waited for marines then went onto the sulaco and just waited the entire time.

[completelynewguy]

To give context, Alfred was in a wheelchair, forced to fight a Rav in Brief, in a wheelchair. "B-b-but wait! He could've radi-" Telecomms was down.

[Igloo]

Had some great quotes as Empress last round:





Then we all died to sentries and grenade spam once we arrived on the Sulaco. Salt was had.

[YungCuz]

Had some great quotes as Empress last round:




Then we all died to sentries and grenade spam once we arrived on the Sulaco. Salt was had.

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (wasn't queen that round but thats funny as hell.)

[SagaSword]

Had some great quotes as Empress last round:




Then we all died to sentries and grenade spam once we arrived on the Sulaco. Salt was had.

This is majestic *sob*

10/10 would empress again

[TopHatPenguin]

Being a true pilot: