Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Neray]

SSGT Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Wat the?"
SSGT Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "..........."
SSGT Lillian White says, "XO."
SSGT Lillian White says, "Killed himself."
John Hunter talks into the marine command radio headset
LT John Hunter says, "XO killed himself"
SSGT Lillian White says, "Too much stress."
SSGT Lillian White says, "Or is it..."
John Hunter talks into the marine command radio headset
LT John Hunter asks, "Am i getting a promotion?"
SSGT Lillian White asks, "A MURDER?"
SSGT Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "Needed moar alcohol"
LT John Hunter says, "GUESS WHO IS GETTING PROMOTED NOW"
LT John Hunter says, "WOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[completelynewguy]

[Feweh]

TIS BUT A SCRATCH!

[Kavlo]

Cool Boots

[YungCuz]

Cool Boots

Add a soulpatch and you get Saul Freytia.

[coolsurf6]

Add a soulpatch and you get Saul Freytia.

You're on!

[SagaSword]

Cool Boots

Add a cap and it will be snoop dawg.

[YungCuz]

Add a cap and it will be snoop dawg.

Snoop Freytia.

[Desolane900]

Snoop Freytia.

I found my next picture to butcher. Brb making Snoop Freytia

[YungCuz]

I found my next picture to butcher. Brb making Snoop Freytia

Did i make a mistake suggesting snoop freytia

[completelynewguy]

Forgive my usage of implication arrows/comedy chevrons.

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>SM is tampered with.
>SM is ejected and somehow a shard ends up in the hallway between Cargo, Escape, and Engineering.
>Someone touches the shard.
>Hilarity ensues
>ERT is called; responders are the Iron Bears.
>Sulaco at this point is fucked, Command hands over the keys to the kingdom.
>After a period of time, Russian High Command responds and sends in a specialist - Joseph Stalin himself.
>Stalin, in a pressure suit, attempts to deal with the increasingly dangerous SM but fails.
>SM explosion cleaves the ship in half, leaving only the briefing room safe and everything west of it relatively safe.

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Also, shout out to Harry Cowper (InterroLouis) for that fucking badass last stand.

[Desolane900]

Did i make a mistake suggesting snoop freytia

Does this look like the face of a mistake to you..?

[YungCuz]

Does this look like the face of a mistake to you..?

No this is perfect actually i don't know why i doubted myself.

[SagaSword]

No this is perfect actually i don't know why i doubted myself.

SNOOP FREYTIA! TAKE COVER, HIS KUSH IS 2 STRONK!

[Desolane900]

SNOOP FREYTIA! TAKE COVER, HIS KUSH IS 2 STRONK!

Fo shizzle mah rizzle. Deez xenu be shittizle on the mizzles, nerd.

[Eenkogneeto]

Command Announcement


I have a sad announcement to make marines our CO has passed away recently by the weight of the drop pad,his last words before his passing is ;WHAT? may we forever remember the fallen


PFC Keres Polazon says, "Huh."
Dr. Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro [Sulaco (Rsr)] asks, "NEVER FORGET CMDR WHAT?"
PFC Keres Polazon says, "Hey."
Keres Polazon has thrown Desmond Bullard's head.
Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro has been hit in the chest by Desmond Bullard's head.
CPL Franz Krake [Sulaco (Eng)] asks, "CMDR WHAT?"
LCDR Ray 'Zero' Robinson [Sulaco (CE)] asks, "CMDR WHAT?"
CDR Ray Dubi [Sulaco (RO)] asks, "CMDR WHAT?"
CPL Franz Krake [Sulaco (Eng)] asks, "What did the Commander say when he got squished by a drop pod?"
Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro has thrown Desmond Bullard's head.
CPL Franz Krake [Sulaco (Eng)] asks, "WHAT?"
CDR Ray Dubi [Sulaco (RO)] asks, "WHAT?"
Joe Walaski [Sulaco (MP)] says, "CMDR WHAT"
PFC Keres Polazon [Sulaco (Mar)] asks, "What?"

[Renomaki]

Command Announcement


I have a sad announcement to make marines our CO has passed away recently by the weight of the drop pad,his last words before his passing is ;WHAT? may we forever remember the fallen


PFC Keres Polazon says, "Huh."
Dr. Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro [Sulaco (Rsr)] asks, "NEVER FORGET CMDR WHAT?"
PFC Keres Polazon says, "Hey."
Keres Polazon has thrown Desmond Bullard's head.
Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro has been hit in the chest by Desmond Bullard's head.
CPL Franz Krake [Sulaco (Eng)] asks, "CMDR WHAT?"
LCDR Ray 'Zero' Robinson [Sulaco (CE)] asks, "CMDR WHAT?"
CDR Ray Dubi [Sulaco (RO)] asks, "CMDR WHAT?"
CPL Franz Krake [Sulaco (Eng)] asks, "What did the Commander say when he got squished by a drop pod?"
Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro has thrown Desmond Bullard's head.
CPL Franz Krake [Sulaco (Eng)] asks, "WHAT?"
CDR Ray Dubi [Sulaco (RO)] asks, "WHAT?"
Joe Walaski [Sulaco (MP)] says, "CMDR WHAT"
PFC Keres Polazon [Sulaco (Mar)] asks, "What?"

This was why they added a sound for the ship landing.. And yet, there are people who still can't pay attention to it..

[completelynewguy]

I didn't realize that the Halloween season came early.

[NoahKirchner]

http://imgur.com/0vZjFhF
http://imgur.com/5dLyW1K
http://imgur.com/fxNJ5o1

[Neray]

LT Ishmael Yidir (follow) [Sulaco (BO)] says, "Also dear god I don't want to sound like the CMO but set your suit sensors people, this crew list is looking more empty then the promises my dad made that he was going to get cigarretes and come right back"

[TeknoKot]

1 HIT KO CHARGE.

[Godzillan]

This is image is a good year and a half old, but it needs to be exposed.

[SPACEpotato1]

1 HIT KO CHARGE.

I'm interested in what could decap someone before the crusher hit him...

[Renomaki]

I'm interested in what could decap someone before the crusher hit him...

1 of 2 things mighta happened.

Either he slashed the moment he came into range, killing the marine as he charged over him, or charges can be aimed.. Which would be really weird, considering how big a crusher's head is.

[completelynewguy]