Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[MrJJJ]

http://gyazo.com/6839a7695e72518e7034eeafb317d20e
http://gyazo.com/7ebba69ceb77aff9567de50d6bbb17c1

kind of wish i was able to upload thunderdome bandicam video...

[TopHatPenguin]

so err.. yeah this happened http://gyazo.com/690cce797d0525bc1cde35da028f7572

[UnknownMurder]

Feel bad for marines..

[Buzzsaw]

If it's the round I'm thinking of, the HIT chased them away shortly after that picture.

[TopHatPenguin]

Yeah they did but at the time I thought the Hit were gonna get screwed but nope.

[Ghostdex]

Jim is 18..

Jim said 17 that round...

[MrJJJ]

-snip-
Jim is 18..

Not gonna ask what a 18 year old is doing in colonial marines on a dangerous mission

[Ghostdex]

Jim wanted some fun...

[Felkvir]

http://gyazo.com/6839a7695e72518e7034eeafb317d20e
http://gyazo.com/7ebba69ceb77aff9567de50d6bbb17c1

kind of wish i was able to upload thunderdome bandicam video...

Aha, that was me as queen in that superhive round .. Damn what a steamroll

[Mitchs98]

http://gyazo.com/618502be67f20cf439bcbb1ecd20728d

This is what happens when no staff are online and the marines oh so amazingly bum rush the hive because they magically found it, and when they stuff monkeys down disposals leading into space.

[HyperPwner]

Coroneljones Announces:
Aliens..You arent German...Stop with that

Seriously



Idk what happened, but this made me laugh.

[MrJJJ]

Aliens were preety much nazis i guess? i have no idea too

[HyperPwner]

Here's my experiences of my first chestbursting


When I got tackled


When an alien tries to rehug me.

Here's what I cried while I was stuck to a wall
"Fuck off!"
"I'm not interested"
"Fuck you, you alien bastards. You can all go to hell!"

[Felkvir]

I was in that round ... I went up in Kiyomi's face and growled at her to see if she got scared lol

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/6mlaxl

[crazyh206]

http://gyazo.com/8b41158f273f7295278266ae6eaee071
Decided to try and scare jack knight by whispering to him from the perma brig toilet and this was the result ((the fourth one from the bottom))

[Buzzsaw]

OOC: Wondabarrapa: having your ship overun by aliens and your death was a praetorian choking you and smashing your head into the toilet

[MrJJJ]

OOC: Wondabarrapa: having your ship overun by aliens and your death was a praetorian choking you and smashing your head into the toilet

Rant or rage ahead

I remember that round, Aliens decided to be dicks so that carriers and other would not infect and got them to the toilets so the aliens won't push them aside (we can't pull each other) so they can freely slash and smash people head into toilets, they did it because the queen said they can slash non-infected hosts, so they took that opportunity to place hosts in toilets and slash them to death while other aliens could not get in and despite us ordering to do so (I as carrier was telling the drone to get away from the host, which order he should obey due to being a superior caste and queen said nothing about it) they did not move and kept killing hosts which we could easily just infect.

Another funny moment

Jack Knight says :"XENO SCUM!"
Brock Hegarty says :"Don't teach them how to call us"
(Didn't copy but the next thing was this)
A alien whisper (i don't remember how it was said, again forgot to copy and screen) "XENO SCUM!"
Brock Hegarty says :"OH GOD DAMMIT! FUCK MY MOUTH!"

[Mitchs98]

http://gyazo.com/d0023c4f01ed0097c643cb33bd30ee6a

Takes every fucking thing but the vendor, forgets metal.

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/6ocobf

[coroneljones]

Xenos have Nothing On Jack

[Felkvir]

What happens in charlie squad,


stays in charlie squad.































hey charlie, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hey

[TopHatPenguin]

http://gyazo.com/5756ccd459267b16012bdf279e93b5d6 damn crew manifests are getting smaller

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Briefing had a Jihadist attack.... http://gyazo.com/eac8c398c6ec521fa0509bac86efafc7

[TopHatPenguin]

When Making the Sweet grenades Fucks up http://gyazo.com/0e3597670f93aba3e67cab0ce2bb84ad

[crazyh206]

The science division overthrowing the tyrant known as the commander in which i mean killing a dick and his lapdog and prepping for war