Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Butterrobber202]

Dat moment Marine space walk for 3 Minute and take no Damage

[TopHatPenguin]

The times when you take a photo http://gyazo.com/29b9cf1b0e1894084d4efb5df5ad7d17

[Cattivix]

>becomes delta leader,with a nice squad

>does briefing,bla bla bla,boards nostromo with his squad

>medic rushes the aliens BECAUSE WHY FUCKING NOT

>rescue mission because the medic was important

>gets with the squad to the aliens hive

>actives a nade to take out huggers placed on the sides of the door

>sentinel out of nowhere spits him

>granade falls,and explodes right under him. The nade critted 3/6 people of the squad,2/3 of the survivors managed to retreat

I just wanted to kill myself. Not in the game.

[HalfdeadKiller]

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((After being Cloned))

Marshall Bowchiew says, "Oh god.."
Lucius Pink says, "You've got mild retardation"
Lucius Pink says, "But youll be ok"
Marshall Bowchiew says, "What.."
Lucius Pink puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
Marshall Bowchiew [ALead]  [Alpha Squad] says, "Testing..."
Marshall Bowchiew says, "Testing..."
Marshall Bowchiew says, "Well. I can still use radio."
Lucius Pink says, "That's all that matters"
Lucius Pink says, "But your dick"
Lucius Pink says, "It didnt make it"
Marshall Bowchiew sticks their gun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...
Lucius Pink says, "I wont tell the others"
Marshall Bowchiew pulls the trigger.
Marshall Bowchiew seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[TopHatPenguin]

Glorious Warrior camo can you spot it http://gyazo.com/920e83c6b839c2f91adba7b49e43bcfe

Designing your own office : http://gyazo.com/3a9894d58ba2ccdf441e689443975987

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/76qh3c

[Sargeantmuffinman]

When Making the Sweet grenades Fucks up http://gyazo.com/0e3597670f93aba3e67cab0ce2bb84ad

So i'm not the only one who burnt R&D down...YAY

[Sligneris]

My entire presence on this server can be considered a train of embarrassment.

[UnknownMurder]

Isaac Miller says, "Boris you and that corgi you dating?"
Boris Karamazov says, "I love you ian"
Ian barks, "I hate you, Boris."
Boris Karamazov says, "Jealous?"
Isaac Miller says, "HAHAH!"
Ian woofs, "I mean."
Ian barks, "WOOF!"
Mya Kamryn says, "Aw!"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Isaac Miller says, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Mya Kamryn says, "Poor boris!!"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Boris Karamazov has thrown the logistics officer beret.
Ian has been hit by the logistics officer beret.
Isaac Miller says, "HAHAHHA!"
Isaac Miller says, "WHAT THE fuCK!"
Boris Karamazov sticks their gun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...

Reply PM from-Mitii/(Mya Kamryn): Oh my god, that is the best laugh I have had in awhile!! Thank you so much Unknown!! LOL!

Notice: No humans were harmed doing the making the movie.

Millions of Corgis died during the making the movie... Ian was the chosen actor.

[Gromoi]

Fuck you ian

[Hailstorm77]

Unknown that is just the best thing ever! It made me laugh so hard!

[Sligneris]

Isaac Miller says, "Boris you and that corgi you dating?"
Boris Karamazov says, "I love you ian"
Ian barks, "I hate you, Boris."
Boris Karamazov says, "Jealous?"
Isaac Miller says, "HAHAH!"
Ian woofs, "I mean."
Ian barks, "WOOF!"
Mya Kamryn says, "Aw!"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Isaac Miller says, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Mya Kamryn says, "Poor boris!!"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Boris Karamazov says, "WOW"
Boris Karamazov has thrown the logistics officer beret.
Ian has been hit by the logistics officer beret.
Isaac Miller says, "HAHAHHA!"
Isaac Miller says, "WHAT THE fuCK!"
Boris Karamazov sticks their gun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...

Reply PM from-Mitii/(Mya Kamryn): Oh my god, that is the best laugh I have had in awhile!! Thank you so much Unknown!! LOL!

Notice: No humans were harmed doing the making the movie.

Millions of Corgis died during the making the movie... Ian was the chosen actor.

I thought committing suicide for next to no reason was bannable?

[Gromoi]

A) I had been burned with the force of one trillion suns
B) I didnt commit suicide, I threw the gun before pulling the trigger

[Telegnats]

Getting rejected by Ian is the only real reason one should commit suicide.

[Briankada]

Be marine with Charlie and you're trying to make a wall before the warrior gets in. Warrior facehugs my helmet off, and I try to get back but get pushed back towards it. Get facehugged and dragged off, rest of Charlie pursue. I wake up in the incinerator room, get free, and get the facehugger off, but the queen tackles me down. Get free again, and climb into disposals, but I didn't know it led to space. Get launched off at 420mph and try to say bye to the squad and that I'm gone but I'm too far away to use comms. Think I'm going to die, but I slam into a window near escape. Go through the airlocks and tell the squad.

All the time I thought I was screwed...

[Juninho77]

All hail the diagonal bullet path, or: how to get killed by a weldertank.

Fun stuff is at 2:10.

► Show Spoiler

https://youtu.be/_TzpFXjJaPw

This is what happens when you get too close to weldertanks while firing your assault rifle [2:10]. Spoiler alert: doesn't end too well.

Round summary:
I was on originally Bravo Squad, but Bravo decided to remain on Sulaco. I did what any engineer would do in my position: hacked into Alpha Preparation, shot a locker open, borrowed a headset, and took its encryption key for my headset. After that, I hacked into Delta Prep for grenades and went to Nostromo.

We swept virology and xenobiology, having some contacts on the way, but finding no hive. Then we went looking in atmos.

As I hacked a door open, one of the marines decided that running through unhatched eggs was an awesome idea. Well, he ran some 10 tiles before being facehugged. Aliens decided to charge us. I got pounced by a warrior. When I got up, I saw the queen, and I knew a screech was coming; I did what any reasonable person would do: I got the fuck out of there.

I knew we had lost at that point. They had about as many aliens as we had marines, and the whole squad was down: they were just going to facehug everyone and pull them back. Well, that didn't stop me from trying. What stopped me from trying was the weldertank.

Music (I didn't add this, twas on my KMplayer): Too Many Abs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztnuhBByWSw)

[Sadokist]

All hail the diagonal bullet path, or: how to get killed by a weldertank.

Fun stuff is at 2:10.

► Show Spoiler

https://youtu.be/_TzpFXjJaPw

This is what happens when you get too close to weldertanks while firing your assault rifle [2:10]. Spoiler alert: doesn't end too well.

Round summary:
I was on originally Bravo Squad, but Bravo decided to remain on Sulaco. I did what any engineer would do in my position: hacked into Alpha Preparation, shot a locker open, borrowed a headset, and took its encryption key for my headset. After that, I hacked into Delta Prep for grenades and went to Nostromo.

We swept virology and xenobiology, having some contacts on the way, but finding no hive. Then we went looking in atmos.

As I hacked a door open, one of the marines decided that running through unhatched eggs was an awesome idea. Well, he ran some 10 tiles before being facehugged. Aliens decided to charge us. I got pounced by a warrior. When I got up, I saw the queen, and I knew a screech was coming; I did what any reasonable person would do: I got the fuck out of there.

I knew we had lost at that point. They had about as many aliens as we had marines, and the whole squad was down: they were just going to facehug everyone and pull them back. Well, that didn't stop me from trying. What stopped me from trying was the weldertank.

Music (I didn't add this, twas on my KMplayer): Too Many Abs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztnuhBByWSw)

http://gyazo.com/480cdac75478f0697bab2de3753cbeb3

[Briankada]

Last night's round where the aliens attacked Sulaco whilst the marines were away. So we rush back and all goes to shit. Lose Hernandez because there's two more aliens, but managed to pull off a downed warrior and slash it as I ran to the armoury. In the armoury for 30 seconds before a warrior pops through the vent. 4 point blank magnum rounds and it's down. Then another rushes in and falls to my point blanks.

End up facing off against two warriors and a hivelord with Rei, but Rei goes down, and I almost do too, but manage to fight off both of them with shield and knife. They retreat and I jump the hivelord as it tries to escape, and the warriors come at me again and I push them back once more before getting pounced and slashed. Meanwhile in LOOC Sadokist calls the aliens idiots for not disarming me. If they had disarmed me maybe they wouldn't have had to deal with my knife as much...

[Briankada]

The end results of the round -


Hadn't played alien queen for a while, but today I gave it a try and the results were good. Three deaths, two on the Nostromo and only one on the Sulaco. But the one on Sulaco was an AFK runner according to the guys who killed it. But GG to everyone that round!

[Adjective]

Last night I killed a good 20 marines as a Ravager, queen gave 0 shits. <3

[Briankada]

Last night I killed a good 20 marines as a Ravager, queen gave 0 shits. <3

As ravager? You are god. Usually ravagers manage to get a slash on one marine before they die. Either that or you're lying!

[Adjective]

As ravager? You are god. Usually ravagers manage to get a slash on one marine before they die. Either that or you're lying!

There was two ravagers, two hivelords, queen and a spitter.

Queen shrieked and me and ravager just ran in and cut them all to death. We killed the entire Sulaco while marines were still at FOB. When they finally came back to FOB they spread out and we basically hunted them all down 1 by 1 and killed them. Round was great!

[Briankada]

WAIT! That might've been the round where I killed a spitter on the shuttle, a warrior in the corridor, a warrior in the armoury, and held against a hivelord and two warriors with a revolver, shield and a knife! You chased me at one point I believe xD

[Adjective]

WAIT! That might've been the round where I killed a spitter on the shuttle, a warrior in the corridor, a warrior in the armoury, and held against a hivelord and two warriors with a revolver, shield and a knife! You chased me at one point I believe xD

If that was last night, then yes we are probably talking about same round xD I killed so many of you guys <3

[Briankada]

If that was last night, then yes we are probably talking about same round xD I killed so many of you guys <3

Can't catch me!