Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[TehSpoderman]

Anyone who plays crusher is a monster.

they ruin dreams and aspirations of a muhreen major

[Sargeantmuffinman]

LZ 1 FOB: Ice Colony:











We got flanked from north of LZ 1.

[Imperator_Titan]

I mean, this was really the norm for LZ1 FOBs, and then Big Red came in and everyone downgraded to below average. Our lord and saviour of god tier FOBs also quit engineer and we got deaded. The flank was really expected as you didn't even bother buildings walls and placed girders?






PS: who do you even play, I've been wondering that for like a week now.

[Rustarus]

When I attempted to add feweh he stated something along these lines to me in mchat "I have no respect for people gurgling my balls" and just left... fucking hell feweh ;-;

[SagaSword]

When I attempted to add feweh he stated something along these lines to me in mchat "I have no respect for people gurgling my balls" and just left... fucking hell feweh ;-;

Feweh, in his rekt form

[TehSpoderman]

Feweh, in his rekt form

u saying feweh is disabled?

[tuzz]

>Crusher charging down narrow hallway at marine
>Marine dodges south
>Ravager charges marine
>Marine loses foot and gets knocked under crusher
>Crusher stomps
>Marine loses other foot
>RIP

[Crab_Spider]

>Crusher charging down narrow hallway at marine
>Marine dodges south
>Ravager charges marine
>Marine loses foot and gets knocked under crusher
>Crusher stomps
>Marine loses other foot
>RIP

I swear, this sounds just like that round where I was fighting on the front lines with an M41A and shotgun with one leg, killed 3 xenos, and then lose the other foot and then wait 40 minutes for the round to end while in crit.

[TheDonkified]

LZ 1 FOB: Ice Colony:

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We got flanked from north of LZ 1.

I liked working on this FOB, even though I didn't do as much work as the engineers that were already present before I woke up. What happened this round though? I remember bleeding to death, and then I don't remember about what happened after I died.

[MrJJJ]

PS: who do you even play, I've been wondering that for like a week now.

He is a muffin

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

I liked working on this FOB, even though I didn't do as much work as the engineers that were already present before I woke up. What happened this round though? I remember bleeding to death, and then I don't remember about what happened after I died.

I think I was the queen for that round. Aliens ended up getting attacked in their hive and we captured about five of you. Then the rest either died or ran away.

I think thats what happened.

[TheDonkified]

I think I was the queen for that round. Aliens ended up getting attacked in their hive and we captured about five of you. Then the rest either died or ran away.

I think thats what happened.

Good stuff

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

Good stuff

I say this because I think I remember someone at the end of the round going "RIP LZ2 FOB COLONY" or something like that.

[TheDonkified]

I say this because I think I remember someone at the end of the round going "RIP LZ2 FOB COLONY" or something like that.

Actually, I remember what happened now. No queen for 20 minutes, so the round ended in the underground assault.

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

Actually, I remember what happened now. No queen for 20 minutes, so the round ended in the underground assault.

Guess that wasn't my game. The closest I got to death was a SADAR hit (non-ap) and that was that. Plus I was a queen from the start of the round.

[TheDonkified]

Yeah, idk. The FOB was in LZ1 too, so there's also the disconnect between "RIP LZ2 FOB COLONY" and the actual FOB.

[SagaSword]

For every dollar you donate, you can save a cute xenomorph from dying with AIDS..

[Crab_Spider]

For every dollar you donate, you can save a cute xenomorph from dying with AIDS..

I couldn't help but think of this as a very real charity given the crap I've seen people post on 4chan and Tumblr

[TehSpoderman]

>be me
>be XO
>Started off normal 12:20 briefing and the like
>marines head down planet
>people doing their jobs.
>Alpha on FoB. Bravo and Delta scouting. Charlie on power.
>usual quiet before fog goes down
>wait a bit
>fog goes down
>have an inner panic attack
>tells Bravo and Delta not to cross
>they cross
>fak
>tell em to hold down Tfort
>they are actually doing well
>tell Delta and Bravo to push em in caves
>they push successfully
>fuckyeah.jpg
>soon they tell me they are in trouble
>shit
>tell Charlie to support them
>Drunk as fucking shit
>wtf
>get in a hissy fit
>yell at SL and squad
>they somehow get their drunk asses over there
>doing ok
>little bit later
>not doing ok
>tell em to pull back
>they do
>too few men
>fall back to FoB
>we cant hold FoB
>Bravo SL wants to retreat through LZ2
>tell him no
>Bravo SL gets mad at me
>feel like shit on the inside
>fuck it
>SO launches DS1
>shutters are down on DS
>ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
>they managed to get in
>dont know how. was dealing with other shit
>they come back up
>Bravo SL is E X T R A pissed.
>yells at me
>FeelsBadMan
>briefing at 14:00
>was late.
>get a plan to counterattack
>asked all able marines to DS2
>We go down
>we charge nexus
>banzai.jpg
>we are fucking them up
>doing better than i thought
>kill the queen and most of the hive
>DS1 launches
>ohfuck.jpg
>every marine including me dies in DS1.
>marines win the round
>mfw i was the reason we won the round
>FeelsAmazingMan
This is possibly the best round i ever did Edit:Sry for the wall of text

[contactdenied]

I remember that round, never saw the end of it though.

I got picked to be doctor randomly and was pretty unprepared, but I just went with it instead of going to cryo. My wifi decided to screw me over a lot over that op, since i went down to be the field surgeon but accidentally let someone go brain dead because my wifi decided to shut off right when i was about to defib them. After a while, we evacuated from the planet until my wifi shut down again once I got into the medbay. I wake up and an MT tells us we were being invaded, we managed to somewhat win, and me and another doctor were trying to prevent this one marine from shooting themself because they had brain damage and wanted it to be over. Then I walked over to cryo and faceplanted.

[Edgelord]

>Be MT
>Everything goes smoothly, chat it up with the other engineer and boss
>USCM announcement: crayon delivery
>Coworker talks about how much she loves crayons
>Engineering needs a hero
>Go to RO to beg ask politely for crayons, tell him it's to impress a girl
>Tells me I must pay one THOUSAND DOLLARS plus interest
>"I'll just check my savings account!"
>$1,050
>Withdraw my life savings to pay for fucking crayons.
>Go to RO, but on the way a plan hatches inside my 2d spessbrain
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCBL33NKvPA
>The RO looks at me, licking his greasy lips and eyeing my wallet
>"So my delightful young Technical Sergeant, did you bring me my ngggh money?" (paraphrasing)

I'm too lazy to finish this I just stole the fucking crayons and bolted.

[Garrison]

SNIP

The one thing that baffled me that round was when people started sketching on the Almayer. Instead of being detained to clean up their mess. The vandals were deemed traitors, then USCM high command states that if things aren't brought in line, they would be forced to dispatch a death squad special forces to deal with the situation.

All this over two guys with crayons? I don't have a meme prepared

[Winter]

Also, the XO got bluespace artilleried for threatening high command apparently. And cargo wouldn't name a price when Rain asked for a box of crayons. Just to make it worth their while.

I felt bad for being simultaneously horrified and laughing at the poor children who got a box of grenades and mines instead of their crayons...

[Swagile]

Managing to buckshot two crushers to death with help from marines (one an Elite Crusher), nearly killing the Queen, and escaping from a nest alongside a Doctor buddy that fought alongside me then finally dying in a last stand with three broken bones against the Queen once more.

Later the Doctor alongside Dutches Dozens activated the SD and blew the ship.

The Elite Crusher kill made the round worth it.

[Garrison]

Managing to buckshot two crushers to death with help from marines (one an Elite Crusher), nearly killing the Queen, and escaping from a nest alongside a Doctor buddy that fought alongside me then finally dying in a last stand with three broken bones against the Queen once more.

Later the Doctor alongside Dutches Dozens activated the SD and blew the ship.

The Elite Crusher kill made the round worth it.

I am curious to know who this heroic Doctor was.