Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[TehSpoderman]

You're all gay!

ur ghey

[Swagile]

Surviving a full FOB rush on Hydro, then Fitness, then Nexus.

Running and gunning my way outta Nexus with four others with the entire hive at our backs and taking down a Crusher in the process.

We then make it to the DS-2 and close the shutters right as the Hive approaches. I then rush the Cockpit as Gracie, our only SL on ship, is being murdered and heal her up as we escape from the Hive trying to rush us to lock down shuttle.

Moments like these is why being a Marine is fun.

[SagaSword]

Pineapple topping on pizza, you say. You brain is rotten and asshat, I say.

[NoahKirchner]

Pineapple topping on pizza, you say. You brain is rotten and asshat, I say.

To be fair, pineapple AND ham

[TehSpoderman]

To be fair, pineapple AND ham

ham is alright. You are slighty less heretical

[NoahKirchner]

ham is alright. You are slighty less heretical

At the same time, tho.

[TehSpoderman]

At the same time, tho.

[driecg36]

Im gonna say it, and noone can stop me

Ham > pepperoni

[JTG]

So I picked praetorian and attacked on ship 1 during the round that just finished, there was a breach in space and all of the xenos died except for 3. I was fighting a while alone and then I dragged a marine out to try to chuck him into space. I end up flying off the cockpit with him.

I end up falling to the planet with him but my praetorian somehow survived flying to the planet at terminal velocity like fucking goku from dragonball Z whilas he splattered and died.

Wherein I get onto DS2 with a new wave of maybe 7 aliens on the planet who all started picking larva seeing there was going to be a second assault after I told the drone who dragged me onto resin after my fall to be queen.

Also now that I was elite I literally kept a marineforce of around 47 marines at bay on the almayer again for the young queen and young xenos until they started filling the t3 slots again and we could go on the offensive.

We won after that horribly since I piled a shitload of burn damage onto the marines while my fellow xenos grew up, but It was really neat seeing all of these young xenos on a second force be so drastically different from the first hive my praetorian was in (And somehow having a alien fall from outer space onto a planet and living)

[Garrison]

So thats what happend. I was the Alpha SL with the flamer. I went back into the embedded dropship with some backup trying to find you, only to see that you disappeared without a trace. I was baffled as hell. Then all hell broke loose and I got mangled by the Queen sometime later.

[Imperator_Titan]

https://gyazo.com/2f166812f0625f86cba8abf5be77282c

Starring, Ed Trevor as the murderer.
Alex Crossman as the murderer's accomplice.
Alexeiy Wolf as the victim.
and finally, Lochlann Healy as that guy.

[DeadLantern]

https://gyazo.com/8a89b7f5fec69fe48f310553fee7cda3

[Rustarus]

I was once an SL, and was pushing into the caves on LV. I had a shotgun with buckshot, pushed.... and a wild runner attacked me. I shot it once with buckshot, and it got stunned. The usual, right? Well... I forgot to fully reload my shotgun. And I ran outta ammo. I tried shooting two more times before I realized I had to reload... and both times resulted with that awkward click. I then slowly took out some more buckshot... reloaded it fully slowly, with the runner still stunned, pumped the gun, and shot it dead. It was one of the most awkward 1v1s I have ever had.

[Biolock]

https://gyazo.com/2f166812f0625f86cba8abf5be77282c

Starring, Ed Trevor as the murderer.
Alex Crossman as the murderer's accomplice.
Alexeiy Wolf as the victim.
and finally, Lochlann Healy as that guy.

Kavlo and I could not keep it together.

[Kavlo]

Kavlo and I could not keep it together.

I got abused by a shotgun.
I'm surprised I didn't die though my guy managed to stay standing.

[Biolock]

I got abused by a shotgun.
I'm surprised I didn't die though my guy managed to stay standing.

Buff buckshot.

[Crab_Spider]

Buff buckshot.

Hm?

[Biolock]

Hm?

BUFF (TO MAKE SOMETHING STRONGER)

BUCKSHOT (A SHELL YOU LOAD INTO A SHOTGUN)

BUFF BUCKSHOT- MAKE BUCKSHOT SHOTGUN SHELLS STRONGER

make sense now?

[Crab_Spider]

BUFF (TO MAKE SOMETHING STRONGER)

BUCKSHOT (A SHELL YOU LOAD INTO A SHOTGUN)

BUFF BUCKSHOT- MAKE BUCKSHOT SHOTGUN SHELLS STRONGER

make sense now?

So you want me to grow a stronger shell?

[Feweh]

Remember when people attached photos to their stories and didnt write 4 paragraphs?

Feweh remembers.

[Mattmaster77]

Remember when people attached photos to their stories and didnt write 4 paragraphs?

Feweh remembers.

Remember when Feweh was just a regular CO who liked to flank the xenos.
I 'member

[Karmac]

TYRONE DEBLACKY IS BEST MAN

[TheMusician321]

TYRONE DEBLACK 4 PRESIDENT
#makesulacograpesagain

[SagaSword]

A normal day in the IB Life.

>CIC sends a distress beacon


>Admins be like


>IBsCheeki Breeki


>IB disguises as Marine


>Admins go enraged and tell 'bout the IB


>Xenos rush4victory


>Ancient Crusher skree


>RIP
Insert RIP Joke here

[PewPewDie]

In Russian lanuage merine (məˈriːnz) is a castrated horse or other equine, such as a donkey or a mule.