Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Winter]

Introducing Princess Wiggles, the predalien that ran around ripping heads off.

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[Aracino]

Muh babeh. I was the praetorian who infected the pred, and tackled them for a good 30+ minutes...

[MidgetSpinner]

I OD'D on space drugs as research, CMO brought me back to life. not sure whether it was funny or embarrassing, I'll go with funny.

[YungCuz]

Muh babeh. I was the praetorian who infected the pred, and tackled them for a good 30+ minutes...

Props to you for the effort C:

[DukeOz]

As a UPP the other day I tried to use my frag grenade, thought I didn't click it after the first try (didn't see an animation or anything) so I stood there confused for a moment before it blew me the fuck up.

[Chuckachu]

I feel you! Last time I played as Marine Engineer I went out to suciide toss a fire grenade during a full evac. Cyber hand glitched out just as I was clicking the throw button. Nade lands at my feet and I am a toasted BBQ helping no one.

[spartanbobby]

Ghosts need attachments too.

[Blade2000Br]

Ghosts need attachments too.

...

I am done with internet today. and to think they are not pushing each other is golden

[Garrison]

Now if only there was a way ghosts could reveal themselves. That would really fuck with people when ghosts do stuff this.

[SagaSword]

Now if only there was a way ghosts could reveal themselves. That would really fuck with people when ghosts do stuff this.

On other servers, ghosts could reveal themselves if 10 or more ghosts stand on one tile. Sometimes admins spawn shit on that tile which is fun for the ghosting players and the STILL-ALIVE players, kinda like an achievement or something.

[WinterClould]

I'd like if ghosts could flicker a light every 5 min or something. Could be fun.

[Renomaki]

I'd like if ghosts could flicker a light every 5 min or something. Could be fun.

That is a thing on Paradise, where a ghost could spin chairs and flicker lights. Sometimes ghosts get together to coordinate mass light flickers to make a whole room black out briefly.

Would honestly get annoying after awhile though, moreso due to how important it IS to see things here on CM.

[Garrison]

That is a thing on Paradise, where a ghost could spin chairs and flicker lights. Sometimes ghosts get together to coordinate mass light flickers to make a whole room black out briefly.

Would honestly get annoying after awhile though, moreso due to how important it IS to see things here on CM.

Well, on Baystation, Ghosts could only reveal themselves on rounds that had or involved Cultists, even then. It required specific circumstances.

[spartanbobby]

[Crab_Spider]

A flu breaks out cause the CL was given it.

Massive headache insues as me and the rest of the medical staff try to treat everyone.

Then marines start shooting themselves and the Charlie SL starts setting people on fire.. ALL because of a flu.

This was a night where common sense did not prevail.

Welcome to SS13. Where you can't use logic or else you're a traitor... and if you're a traitor, you'll be killed by a traitor.

[Skimmy2]

Be PO, Fly CAS

Bill Carson is CO
CLF on planet
Marines torture CLF prisoner to death
CLF hates us
USCM High Command hates us
Weyland- Yutani hates us

xenos preparing to board
Ask permission to recall Alamo, get permission
recall Alamo, Xenos wiped in hanger
game ends

10/10, will kill xenos and ignore PMCs/MP/Command shenanigans again

[Crab_Spider]

Be PO, Fly CAS

Bill Carson is CO
CLF on planet
Marines torture CLF prisoner to death
CLF hates us
USCM High Command hates us
Weyland- Yutani hates us

xenos preparing to board
Ask permission to recall Alamo, get permission
recall Alamo, Xenos wiped in hanger
game ends

10/10, will kill xenos and ignore PMCs/MP/Command shenanigans again

I cut the hands off the RO the moment the round ended. I was an Elite Hunter

[Skimmy2]

Join my first round as a Xeno (at round start atleast) and picked Runner.

my goal, to be spoopy skurry hunter and create emotional RP for muhreens.

help hive until im Mature Hunter, request Queen to let me hunt prey past the river.
Finds metal Bawks Alamo at LZ1, board it and tell queen about the Bird while staring at Pilot from out his door.
Pilot takes off.
#panic
Alamo lands back on the colony, Fire Mission. #unpanic
Hide on Alamo as 3 wounded load up inside.
stare at them in plain view for 2 whole minutes.
Pilot heads back to cockpit.
pounce and decapitate Marine who should have worn his helmet today, 2 other wounded muhreens and the pilot crap their pants.
#GigglesManiacallyAsIFlee

Mission Accomplished, I think im gonna play Xenos a lot more now.

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

Join my first round as a Xeno (at round start atleast) and picked Runner.

my goal, to be spoopy skurry hunter and create emotional RP for muhreens.

help hive until im Mature Hunter, request Queen to let me hunt prey past the river.
Finds metal Bawks Alamo at LZ1, board it and tell queen about the Bird while staring at Pilot from out his door.
Pilot takes off.
#panic
Alamo lands back on the colony, Fire Mission. #unpanic
Hide on Alamo as 3 wounded load up inside.
stare at them in plain view for 2 whole minutes.
Pilot heads back to cockpit.
pounce and decapitate Marine who should have worn his helmet today, 2 other wounded muhreens and the pilot crap their pants.
#GigglesManiacallyAsIFlee

Mission Accomplished, I think im gonna play Xenos a lot more now.

I dare you to sneak on DS1 as a ravager, and get to the Almayer.

I DARE you.

[Garrison]

Good luck is all I can say to that.

[Crab_Spider]

Good luck is all I can say to that.

Someone a Ravager made it into the Alymayer IN THE BRIG, I watched as it walked by...Feweh was playing that round

[Blade2000Br]

Join my first round as a Xeno (at round start atleast) and picked Runner.

my goal, to be spoopy skurry hunter and create emotional RP for muhreens.

help hive until im Mature Hunter, request Queen to let me hunt prey past the river.
Finds metal Bawks Alamo at LZ1, board it and tell queen about the Bird while staring at Pilot from out his door.
Pilot takes off.
#panic
Alamo lands back on the colony, Fire Mission. #unpanic
Hide on Alamo as 3 wounded load up inside.
stare at them in plain view for 2 whole minutes.
Pilot heads back to cockpit.
pounce and decapitate Marine who should have worn his helmet today, 2 other wounded muhreens and the pilot crap their pants.
#GigglesManiacallyAsIFlee

Mission Accomplished, I think im gonna play Xenos a lot more now.

Were you the elite hunter of yesterday's round that stared at me and other marine from behind a closed door as we loaded the wounded?

Because that was great acting. And dancing...and memeing...

[Crab_Spider]

Were you the elite hunter of yesterday's round that stared at me and other marine from behind a closed door as we loaded the wounded?

Because that was great acting. And dancing...and memeing...

Yes

[Skimmy2]

Were you the elite hunter of yesterday's round that stared at me and other marine from behind a closed door as we loaded the wounded?

Because that was great acting. And dancing...and memeing...

I dont remember doing that, so afraid that wouldnt have been me?
I wouldnt dance as a xeno to hoomans, if I was in that situation i would have probably emoted something like *places claw against door and growls* or something.

[Blade2000Br]

Yes

What were you thinking that time?
I freaking shot in the door for you to go away and you just stood there, dancing and hissing and growling!