Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 11 Jun 2015, 08:54

Private Military Contractor.
Ask Google next time so you don't get humiliated.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by crazyh206 » 11 Jun 2015, 10:00

Sligneris wrote:What does PMC stand for though? I'm sorry.
Private military company so basically mercenaries but with a fancy name
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Post by xomega000x » 11 Jun 2015, 10:42

Sligneris wrote:What does PMC stand for though? I'm sorry.
Private Military Company

Also, It was an older suggestion thread, which looked epic.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 11 Jun 2015, 13:53

...It's contractor. Not company.
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Post by TopHatPenguin » 11 Jun 2015, 16:55

It's Private Military Contractor Not Company
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mizari » 11 Jun 2015, 18:35

Could be a company also in its spare time ;)

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Briankada » 11 Jun 2015, 18:44

Unknown.. :(

http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Militai ... i%C3%A8res

MSF was a Private Military Company.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Briankada » 11 Jun 2015, 18:46

Anyways, contractor is a single person or individual, company is the group.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mizari » 11 Jun 2015, 21:32

He has a point...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Youbar » 12 Jun 2015, 04:39

That time when an admin contacted me for gibbing corpses of clones. Who even does that? They don't have a right to be suspicious about that at all!

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Post by UnknownMurder » 12 Jun 2015, 07:13

No. It's Contractor. This is military, not MGS. (Sorry, Brian)
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Post by xomega000x » 12 Jun 2015, 10:46

It's actually Company, not Contractor, that's a SINGLE person. Do thy research.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mizari » 12 Jun 2015, 11:41

Uh oh.....he went there...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sligneris » 12 Jun 2015, 11:42

I'm not sure what I started, but I love it.

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Post by UnknownMurder » 12 Jun 2015, 22:17

Let me correct you. It's contractor.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MrJJJ » 13 Jun 2015, 03:36

UnknownMurder wrote:Let me correct you. It's contractor.
Look at all those people...
They all facepalm at you...
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Post by coroneljones » 13 Jun 2015, 06:14

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by xomega000x » 15 Jun 2015, 01:10

It's hard for other people to be right, when they take VIDEO GAME TERMS [AKA Metal Gear Solid terms] to real life...
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Butterrobber202 » 15 Jun 2015, 10:20

I was sure this was the place to post OMG Moments maybe not

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MrJJJ » 18 Jun 2015, 22:34

Indeed
I had this momment when i went afk for almost whole round, came back and killed a queen, then killed a runner with osalaa, we got captured…and died

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Fire and Glory » 21 Jun 2015, 07:04

I got disconnected while using the Sec cameras.

This gave me Feet Glue SyndromeTM which meant that the only way I could ever move, was if an Xeno ate me, pulling, grabbing, or any other such would not work.

Guess what.

An Xeno ate me.

Now, a fair bit earlier when I got FGS, a Xeno had infected me, so I wasn't knocked out when I was eaten.

Since I was SL, of course, I had two grenades.

I didn't hesitate.

Utterly annihilated from the hivemind, no mention of corpse or any such.

SOMEHOW I was still alive.

Of course, I still couldn't move.

Then I took out my knife, stabbed his buddy once, then got tackled and ended up with a conveniently timed Chestbursting.

I couldn't move and I didn't have my rifle and I still killed one guy and stabbed another.

I enjoyed that.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Dragon2323 » 23 Jun 2015, 14:14

We gave a monkey a M39, a riot shield, and command over a platoon of marines.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 23 Jun 2015, 16:09

. . . What.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 23 Jun 2015, 19:53

Hivemind, alien larva (945) hisses, "What should I become, my Queen?"
Hivemind, alien queen hisses, "You shall become a nobody."
Hivemind, alien larva (945) hisses, "Ok"
DEAD: alien larva (832) says, "nobody confirmed"
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Fickmacher » 23 Jun 2015, 19:54

>He's the last marine.
>He's the hero Sulaco deserves.
Then he gets facehugged.
>He's just pretending!
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