Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Bronimin]

Have two:

[TehSpoderman]

Have two:

who is dat handsome fellow at the bottom of the first image?

[contactdenied]

who is dat handsome fellow at the bottom of the first image?

a nerd that uses binoculars

[TehSpoderman]

a nerd that uses binoculars

oh damn, i didnt see you use binos. Where did u use em lad?

[Garrison]

Someone accidentally/purposely guns down a colonist on first contact deployment. Since there are no MP's to detain, Liaison hires a squad to investigate/arrest the perp. Then High Command orders the investigation to be called off and everyone is going to be court marshaled. In addition, any executions would mean the end of the Command staff. Without any other choice, the Liaison marches onto the Bridge and announces to the Delta Spec Nyxia (Who was the Prime suspect) in a long winded speech. That he was going to sue her for murder of a Weyland Employee and damage to company property. Wish I took a screenshot of that, but that topic became a plot point for the entire round.

[Winter]

Seeing a drone run up and just slap a facehugger on a marine was weirdly hilarious.

[SagaSword]

Seeing a drone run up and just slap a facehugger on a marine was weirdly hilarious.

This is awkwardly similar to the days when runners used hugger combat. Good 'ol days

[SagaSword]

>be CMP God
>End of round
>People shooting the glass and each other
>applying law, by law, with law
>someone tries to interfere with the law detainment!
>shrek him for some time until I fully detain the cuffed person
>Run back to the unlawful scum who interfered trying to shit on him
>IRL Pic of the unlawful scum screaming for mercy while I scream at him before round ends

[Blade2000Br]

how every SO act when the CO and XO die/SSD/never show up:

[Garrison]

how every SO act when the CO and XO die/SSD/never show up:

As a person who plays SO occasionally, I can vouch for that.

[Moon Tune]

Remember kids, don't steal the commander's cooking book, you know how it will end.

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[SagaSword]

Remember kids, don't steal the commander's cooking book, you know how it will end.
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Thankfully, I copied the cooking book and then put it back again before he spotted me. Whew that was a close call.

[YungCuz]

Remember kids, don't steal the commander's cooking book, you know how it will end.
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Lmao he got executed for stealing the cook book?

[Moon Tune]

Lmao he got executed for stealing the cook book?

Let me explain, I got executed for stealing the commander's cooking book and a few other charges, something about insulting an officer multiple times or something.. During the execution the CE tried to interfere with my execution and free me, which ended with him being executed aswell.

[Nightwolf901]

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Funny thing was about that part was I killed in self defense. Everyone was swarming her and she said to stand back. I stood off to the side and looked at me saying to get out I attempted to and say sorry but she opens up firing two rounds into my head and a Charlie SL's head and then I murdered her in self defense. So the CL couldn't sue me on anything.

[Crab_Spider]

Funny thing was about that part was I killed in self defense. Everyone was swarming her and she said to stand back. I stood off to the side and looked at me saying to get out I attempted to and say sorry but she opens up firing two rounds into my head and a Charlie SL's head and then I murdered her in self defense. So the CL couldn't sue me on anything.

If you murder someone in self defense, then it's not murder

[Winter]

I was an SO, following my squad to medbay since CIC was empty.

I survive an attack by two ayys.

And then I get beaned by a grenade. :V

[Rustarus]

Be PO, Fly CAS

Bill Carson is CO
CLF on planet
Marines torture CLF prisoner to death
CLF hates us
USCM High Command hates us
Weyland- Yutani hates us

xenos preparing to board
Ask permission to recall Alamo, get permission
recall Alamo, Xenos wiped in hanger
game ends

10/10, will kill xenos and ignore PMCs/MP/Command shenanigans again

Omfg I was XO that round, Bill decided to attempt to cut off the guys hand, and instead fucking.... killed him. I got pissed at him, if I was interrogating the most I would have done was punch his face in a bit, nothing like kill him!

[johners12345]

I am so sad I didn't save it, But this marine who's name I believe was Pedro heerz... He survived a grenade, a slug to the head, two AP shots to the chest, a Ravager slashing him up, and two acid spits... Only for the doctor treating him on the Almayer to forget to pull his Anesthetic off him after surgery...


God Bless Pedro!

[Crab_Spider]

[Rustarus]

I am so sad I didn't save it, But this marine who's name I believe was Pedro heerz... He survived a grenade, a slug to the head, two AP shots to the chest, a Ravager slashing him up, and two acid spits... Only for the doctor treating him on the Almayer to forget to pull his Anesthetic off him after surgery...


God Bless Pedro!

Reminds me of the time when I went back up to the Almayer being captured, ran straight into the hive, which was the CIC, killed one xeno, got shot by an SMG 2 times, got captured, and slashed, someone threw a inc grenade at me, and then a regular grenade, got slashed up by a runner, face hugged, then got free'd and dragged around the Almayer getting cut up on the way. I then got surgery, survived, was legit starving, and on my way to get food I had to face off against a rav with only an SMG, shot it about 5 times before dying a brutal death. I have no idea how I survived that long lmao

[Winter]

Or when Alpha squad said they needed a picture of Rain and Reno holding hands and gazing into each other's eyes. I felt bad for poor Reno.

[Rustarus]

Reno most likely enjoyed it :P

[Renomaki]

Or when Alpha squad said they needed a picture of Rain and Reno holding hands and gazing into each other's eyes. I felt bad for poor Reno.

Wait a second... Wut?

I don't remember that happening during the round, was that why I had a random Alpha take photos of me? in the hanger?

Man, with all the chaos in comms, it is hard to notice those subtle things sometimes...

[Winter]

Wait a second... Wut?

I don't remember that happening during the round, was that why I had a random Alpha take photos of me? in the hanger?

Man, with all the chaos in comms, it is hard to notice those subtle things sometimes...

It did, in alpha chat. So probably. I am sorry, it amused me.