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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Renomaki » 13 Jul 2017, 23:56

Winter wrote:It did, in alpha chat. So probably. I am sorry, it amused me.
Nah, no biggie, I just find that oddly charming and a bit amusing myself that they wanted to do that.

... Sad that no one has mentioned in that same round how we killed 5 queens in one match.
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Our ghetto bar inside the Almayer's hangar. It was fun while it lasted.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Rustarus » 14 Jul 2017, 14:32

*When I guess Feweh is spawning in IB* http://imgur.com/a/gm0zo *Chicken Synth* http://imgur.com/a/al0GW *Nice meme* http://imgur.com/a/8RU7f
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Post by spartanbobby » 14 Jul 2017, 22:35

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Post by Crab_Spider » 14 Jul 2017, 22:54

spartanbobby wrote:Image
Hm... It seems this is how to not be a Snowflake 101, however this is missing a few key details. Murry are you still wearing headbands?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Winter » 14 Jul 2017, 23:25

Be nice, Crab. And I guess Rain's purple hair does make people go reeee. :(
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Crab_Spider » 14 Jul 2017, 23:33

Winter wrote:Be nice, Crab. And I guess Rain's purple hair does make people go reeee. :(
...I'm not being mean though
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Blade2000Br » 15 Jul 2017, 08:33

This happened this week, just not sure when!

I rolled for CT for the first time and was totally tense because I knew shit would get down in my head. The RO appeared later on and guided me on how to make procedures, not giving away BC for the grunts and stuff.

Round was going normal till after the squads deployed. We were doing nothing and just derping around (another CT had joined in) when the RO came to us and went like: "let's buy black market weapons!" And he spent his points into it.
He then teached us how to make a improvised stun baton in the case of the MPs found us our work.

Later on we kept buying black market and W-Y weaponry from time to time, the RO being immensely friendly, till some shit happened and an admiral from high command and was sent to check on us(Almayer).

He dressed as an MP for gods know why, and atarted cheking the departments. He went to Cargo where our RO Made friendly relations with him, and told us if we ever get a problem, we will be vouched by him. Heh.

Later, an MP went to check out if we had any illegal stuff, Oh shit, and started searching. When the MP entered the storage room, we stormed him and batoned him. We took off his headset and used the wires to cuff him in a chair.

The Admiral later come in and take the MP for a "walk". Everything was solved and we kept doing our illegal shit. We even got to the private quarters of the high ranking officers and took their food, kekekekeke.

After a 1:30 or 1:50 hours later, the MPs stormed at the cargo and tried to taze the RO, probably salty of what he did, and arrest him. He dodged like a mad man and runmed from then. Staff even put cheesy music as me and other CT tried to get to the MPs as the RO runned from then. The Admiral later on found me in the corridor and asked what was going on, and when I told him about what happened, he started running to try and save the RO.

It was a funny and hectic round. And It was my first round as CT. Heh.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by SagaSword » 15 Jul 2017, 09:24

ATTENTION YOU FLESHY MAMMALS!

NO ONE WILL READ OR GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR WALL TEXT OF SO PRESUMED "FUNNY" MOMENTS!

WHOEVER DOES THIS FROM NOW ON WILL BE...DETAINED!
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SagaSword wrote:ATTENTION YOU FLESHY MAMMALS!

NO ONE WILL READ OR GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR WALL TEXT OF SO PRESUMED "FUNNY" MOMENTS!

WHOEVER DOES THIS FROM NOW ON WILL BE...DETAINED!
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Post by TehSpoderman » 15 Jul 2017, 10:03

SagaSword wrote:ATTENTION YOU FLESHY MAMMALS!

NO ONE WILL READ OR GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR WALL TEXT OF SO PRESUMED "FUNNY" MOMENTS!

WHOEVER DOES THIS FROM NOW ON WILL BE...DETAINED!
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Post by SagaSword » 15 Jul 2017, 11:02

1v1 me u ass hat bamboozles! I'll shite on yer face till u hve shitposting diarrhea!

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Post by TehSpoderman » 15 Jul 2017, 11:04

SagaSword wrote:1v1 me u ass hat bamboozles! I'll shite on yer face till u hve shitposting diarrhea!

B E G O N E T H O T S!
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Nettle wrote:Image
Looks like a mass suicide pact.
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Post by SagaSword » 16 Jul 2017, 15:34

Nettle wrote:Image
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Post by Blade2000Br » 17 Jul 2017, 18:43

We were pushing the ayys, when the XO wanted to make this:
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shortly after, we won. Talk about perfect timing.
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Post by Swagile » 17 Jul 2017, 18:47

That round was great. My first CO victory and its on Ice Colony of all things.

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Post by Kazuko_myu » 17 Jul 2017, 18:47

BladeBr wrote:We were pushing the ayys, when the XO wanted to make this:
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shortly after, we won. Talk about perfect timing.
It's called telekinesis. The game told me it's about to end, so I timed the vigil just timely. ;=)

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Post by Blade2000Br » 19 Jul 2017, 18:15

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Post by Stripetail » 19 Jul 2017, 18:35

Was Elite Empress today, told the hive to kill everyone but the tallhost queen, whom I would personally gut.

Hijack shuttle, everyone's doing our victory roar and wait for it... Crash into CiC with the shuttle, instantly killing the CO.

Apparently the CO also said there would be no Evac immediately before we squished him.

T'was glorious.
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Post by Tidomann » 19 Jul 2017, 19:33

JKincaid wrote:Was Elite Empress today, told the hive to kill everyone but the tallhost queen, whom I would personally gut.

Hijack shuttle, everyone's doing our victory roar and wait for it... Crash into CiC with the shuttle, instantly killing the CO.

Apparently the CO also said there would be no Evac immediately before we squished him.

T'was glorious.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Rustarus » 19 Jul 2017, 19:53

So; here it begins.

The life as Max Terry, the researcher. 'Twas a boring round, until the end. I locked down upper medical completely, besides the ladders of course. The emergency shutters were all down, and welded, the doors too were welded, and everything. I also pulled down all the emergency shutters, and welded all doors and the shutters in research, as well, locking myself into bottom containment. Afterwards, I was there, standing in lower containment... listening to the gunshots near the CIC. The dropship already crashed into the Almayer, and aliens running lose. When over the radio, I hear that people want to come inside research. I unweld the doors, but not for long. There were about 3-4 people with the person, and I tried getting them all in... but the aliens attacked. Only one person made it in before I welded everything out.

We both went into lower containment, until the lizards started getting through... I quickly welded everything, including the emergency shutters... we welded ourselves into the bottom containment, but they started aciding the walls from the back... not only that, they have gotten through both layers of doors from the entrance, and were now aciding the doors right into the hall, of containment. We both ran inside the upper left containment, seeing as the walls behind as would not hold for much longer, but the walls fell to the acid from the doors.... I tried welding the door to containment... before they got in.

All of the sudden, a rav, and 2 hunters come running in... I, Max Terry, quickly pull out my tactical shotgun, full of buckshot. I quickly burst all the shots out, when my friend gets tackled by one, and slashed. I dodged the rav attack, and smoothly dodged the hunters, before getting slashed about 5 times... I shot them all, into a stun and crit. I fall, also in a painful crit, and pass out... but my friend... she/he (I have no idea) gets up, and started beating them all in. My final words "Quickly" went out... before dying due to blood loss in seconds. I killed 3 xenos, all that tackle you, in a room that is about 4x4... with another person in it. Sadly, my friend was slashed up too, and died only to a drone... but even with the best weapons, I doubt that they could have killed it in that scene.

This is the story of Max Terry... at his most robust moment.
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When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
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Rustarus wrote:So; here it begins.

The life as Max Terry, the researcher. 'Twas a boring round, until the end. I locked down upper medical completely, besides the ladders of course. The emergency shutters were all down, and welded, the doors too were welded, and everything. I also pulled down all the emergency shutters, and welded all doors and the shutters in research, as well, locking myself into bottom containment. Afterwards, I was there, standing in lower containment... listening to the gunshots near the CIC. The dropship already crashed into the Almayer, and aliens running lose. When over the radio, I hear that people want to come inside research. I unweld the doors, but not for long. There were about 3-4 people with the person, and I tried getting them all in... but the aliens attacked. Only one person made it in before I welded everything out.

We both went into lower containment, until the lizards started getting through... I quickly welded everything, including the emergency shutters... we welded ourselves into the bottom containment, but they started aciding the walls from the back... not only that, they have gotten through both layers of doors from the entrance, and were now aciding the doors right into the hall, of containment. We both ran inside the upper left containment, seeing as the walls behind as would not hold for much longer, but the walls fell to the acid from the doors.... I tried welding the door to containment... before they got in.

All of the sudden, a rav, and 2 hunters come running in... I, Max Terry, quickly pull out my tactical shotgun, full of buckshot. I quickly burst all the shots out, when my friend gets tackled by one, and slashed. I dodged the rav attack, and smoothly dodged the hunters, before getting slashed about 5 times... I shot them all, into a stun and crit. I fall, also in a painful crit, and pass out... but my friend... she/he (I have no idea) gets up, and started beating them all in. My final words "Quickly" went out... before dying due to blood loss in seconds. I killed 3 xenos, all that tackle you, in a room that is about 4x4... with another person in it. Sadly, my friend was slashed up too, and died only to a drone... but even with the best weapons, I doubt that they could have killed it in that scene.

This is the story of Max Terry... at his most robust moment.
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Post by Kernir » 20 Jul 2017, 09:20

I was clearing out some weeds, trying to be the helpful medic while we all pushed up into the northern caves... When suddenly my knife vanishes.

I stood there for a moment confused until I checked the log and realised much to my dismay I'd managed to stick my knife -entirely- into my leg and had impaled myself with it.

The first thing that came to mind was to pull the thing out, much pain and slow agony was had until I heard a *Crack*... I'd managed to break my own leg attempting to clean weeds.

Never again. The sound of the marine clapping as he watched will forever haunt me.

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