Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Swagile]

[Steelpoint]

Bravo SL somehow placed the CAS laser on top of an entire squad of Marines and got them wiped out, I know since I got smashed by a Napalm rocket.

[SagaSword]

You have a life?

Says an empty shell.

[Dolth]

Shit I am being protected. Time to +1 your app Saga! <3

[SagaSword]

Shit I am being protected. Time to +1 your app Saga! <3

Nah m8, Crab and I have a blood feud because he hates snowflakes >:(

Although I like the +1

[Dolth]

Yeah well about that +1 I -might- of lied :P. And crab is a dick regardless the reasons.

[Crab_Spider]

Yeah well about that +1 I -might- of lied :P. And crab is a dick regardless the reasons.

I like to think of it as being cynical.

[TehSpoderman]

FIST-O is our lord and savior.

[SagaSword]

FIST-O is our lord and savior.

[WinterClould]

I was the CO that round and I was dealing with IRL issues, hence why I wasn't really "there".

I later cryo'd because I couldn't actively play the round.

I actually really appreciated your cryoing. As a brave PFC I was looting cryo and pulled out a Mateba and a CO uniform and fought proudly most of the round wearing them both. I can 100% say for a fact that the Mateba is garbage for anything but knocking zombies on their asses and only then if it actually manages to land the shot. 24 shots that really don't do much damage and you can't even reload the speedloaders.

[Karmac]

Just so you guys know zombies can tear off bolts and welds you place on doors, we're actively reducing the need for staff intervention in that mode

[SagaSword]

Just so you guys know zombies can tear off bolts and welds you place on doors, we're actively reducing the need for staff intervention in that mode

Soon zombies will have the ability to become staff. You're actively reducing the need for staff in the first place.

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

Soon zombies will have the ability to become staff. You're actively reducing the need for staff in the first place.

Changelog:

Zombies spawn with PMC sniper rifles or smartguns.

Zombies only need to be within 5 tiles of a player to attack them with claws.

Decapitating a zombie instantly revives them, with 40x the health.

Zombies cannot be damaged by shotgun pellets and cannot be knocked down.

[Zilenan91]

Karmac, what about deconstructed doors? Theoretically you can rip out some components on a door but still have it bolted to the frame and unable to be moved while still blocking people. You can't do this to every door to my knowledge, just single-tile ones, but it could be a possibility. They can't move bolted vending machines, girders (dunno if they should), bolted-down lockers, and a couple of other things I'm forgetting.

[Mvp777]

>Alien drone
>Predator wrecking our shit, murdered a spitter and is chasing my soon to be mushed ass down
>Point blanked with a high charge Plasma Caster
>I survive, Plasma caster explosion knocks the predator out.
>Facehugger egg literally 5 tiles away
>RNGesus favors me and i knock his mask off in three hits, facehug predator
>Resulting Abomination single handedly wins us the round.

[YungCuz]

>Alien drone
>Predator wrecking our shit, murdered a spitter and is chasing my soon to be mushed ass down
>Point blanked with a high charge Plasma Caster
>I survive, Plasma caster explosion knocks the predator out.
>Facehugger egg literally 5 tiles away
>RNGesus favors me and i knock his mask off in three hits, facehug predator
>Resulting Abomination single handedly wins us the round.

good rng in a nutshell

[Rustarus]

So.... I am an engineer for Delta, right? We were sent out to make an FOB at secure storage. We were ordered to blow in from the west, and I did... wasting 3 plastic explosives because I am retarded and hit the safe too. So, we make it in. I announced that we were in on the Delta and general comms, right? Not even a minute later, *BOOM* from the fucking east side. I go over to see the other fucking engineer, and the SL and half the fucking squad breaking in... from the east.... not only is that a HORRIBLE place to guard, but also we ehm... soooorta got orders to fucking blow in from the west?!?! I instantly patch the hole calling each and everyone one that walked in brainless cunts. I want the FOB to be centered on one way in, from the west, as orders said, and not only that but because it would make it way more secure. I'm pretty pissed off at this point... annnnnd *BOOM* the fucking north side gets one wall torn down. I.... I was seriously fucking pissed at this point.

So, I go up to see the retarded alpha engie, blowing just one fucking wall, about to place the second plastic explosive. I stop him, and say what the FUCK are you doing?!? In his defense, he started bitching how "How are the injured going to get out?!?!" and "Make one good point why you think that there should only be one entrance" so I continue to say that we can focus all our defenses on one area instead of spreading them out COMPLETELY, and not having the fucking lizards break in from just the first barrier. We would have more of a fall back point if we could just defend the area with one entrance. I walk away, making him pissed... and then *BOOM* THE FUCKING ENGIE BLOWS UP THE SECOND FUCKING WALL! At this point I had e-fucking-nough. Like, you do not understand how pissed I am. I patch up the holes, the fucking engineer continuing to insult me, and then he fucking starts taking the wall apart. At this point I just want to leave him there, it was like talking to a brick fucking wall.

I wanted to watch the FOB fail, and he just... starts welding away at the wall then just gives up, maybe he finally understood what I meant by ONE FUCKING BARRICADE FALLING AND THE FOB IS GONE! Besides, we already had defenses up behind that, and just leaving it... with a hole down the center would just ruin the fucking FOB. Then, over the comms, after arguing with the retarded fucking engineer for a good five minutes the fucking squad leader starts complaining that he wants THREE TABLES FOR SOME REASON!?!? He continues to act like a hardass, insulting me, and I fucking go out and ask him where he wants them. He just fucking stands there ignoring me, and then when I walk away he fucking starts insulting me again. At this point i'm on the verge of fucking quitting. Like, Jesus fuck. So I get his special fucking tables, and throw them at him. And he places them in a fucking corner for some reason, no idea why he even wanted them. Then, I hear a hiss up north, near the vines. Now there are sandbags there, so... of course I feel safe. Sorta. I saw nothing there, so I go and investigate with my shotgun, still behind the barricades, with 4 marines watching, right? Nothing bad could happen! I get tackled and fucking slashed. Now there are five marines, about at least, fucking watching me getting slashed. It takes me to say "HELP!?!?" For them to even move. Like, holy fuck, I am dead serious. This one guy had a fucking pulse rifle in his hands and was just standing there. By the time they got off their lazy asses, the fucking first person that I saw that was actually sane just said "You guys are fucking useless" to the people that were standing there.

I fucking quit after that. I got defibbed 5 times but I was fucking done. I didn't wanna join back. This was not only my saltiest moment, but now I have a fucking guy, that I decided to call a dipshit as a survivor one time, meta grudge against me and legit insult me like... "I hope your head gets blown off" ICLY.

Yes, I typed a whole lot here. Yes, I have no life.

[Stripetail]

So.... I am an engineer for Delta, right? We were sent out to make an FOB at secure storage. We were ordered to blow in from the west, and I did... wasting 3 plastic explosives because I am retarded and hit the safe too. So, we make it in. I announced that we were in on the Delta and general comms, right? Not even a minute later, *BOOM* from the fucking east side. I go over to see the other fucking engineer, and the SL and half the fucking squad breaking in... from the east.... not only is that a HORRIBLE place to guard, but also we ehm... soooorta got orders to fucking blow in from the west?!?! I instantly patch the hole calling each and everyone one that walked in brainless cunts. I want the FOB to be centered on one way in, from the west, as orders said, and not only that but because it would make it way more secure. I'm pretty pissed off at this point... annnnnd *BOOM* the fucking north side gets one wall torn down. I.... I was seriously fucking pissed at this point.

So, I go up to see the retarded alpha engie, blowing just one fucking wall, about to place the second plastic explosive. I stop him, and say what the FUCK are you doing?!? In his defense, he started bitching how "How are the injured going to get out?!?!" and "Make one good point why you think that there should only be one entrance" so I continue to say that we can focus all our defenses on one area instead of spreading them out COMPLETELY, and not having the fucking lizards break in from just the first barrier. We would have more of a fall back point if we could just defend the area with one entrance. I walk away, making him pissed... and then *BOOM* THE FUCKING ENGIE BLOWS UP THE SECOND FUCKING WALL! At this point I had e-fucking-nough. Like, you do not understand how pissed I am. I patch up the holes, the fucking engineer continuing to insult me, and then he fucking starts taking the wall apart. At this point I just want to leave him there, it was like talking to a brick fucking wall.

I wanted to watch the FOB fail, and he just... starts welding away at the wall then just gives up, maybe he finally understood what I meant by ONE FUCKING BARRICADE FALLING AND THE FOB IS GONE! Besides, we already had defenses up behind that, and just leaving it... with a hole down the center would just ruin the fucking FOB. Then, over the comms, after arguing with the retarded fucking engineer for a good five minutes the fucking squad leader starts complaining that he wants THREE TABLES FOR SOME REASON!?!? He continues to act like a hardass, insulting me, and I fucking go out and ask him where he wants them. He just fucking stands there ignoring me, and then when I walk away he fucking starts insulting me again. At this point i'm on the verge of fucking quitting. Like, Jesus fuck. So I get his special fucking tables, and throw them at him. And he places them in a fucking corner for some reason, no idea why he even wanted them. Then, I hear a hiss up north, near the vines. Now there are sandbags there, so... of course I feel safe. Sorta. I saw nothing there, so I go and investigate with my shotgun, still behind the barricades, with 4 marines watching, right? Nothing bad could happen! I get tackled and fucking slashed. Now there are five marines, about at least, fucking watching me getting slashed. It takes me to say "HELP!?!?" For them to even move. Like, holy fuck, I am dead serious. This one guy had a fucking pulse rifle in his hands and was just standing there. By the time they got off their lazy asses, the fucking first person that I saw that was actually sane just said "You guys are fucking useless" to the people that were standing there.

I fucking quit after that. I got defibbed 5 times but I was fucking done. I didn't wanna join back. This was not only my saltiest moment, but now I have a fucking guy, that I decided to call a dipshit as a survivor one time, meta grudge against me and legit insult me like... "I hope your head gets blown off" ICLY.

Yes, I typed a whole lot here. Yes, I have no life.

This anger is legit, holy shit.

[Rustarus]

This anger is legit, holy shit.

When i'm tired I get pissed off easily. When people act retarded I get pissed off easily. Never throw both into the mix.

[SagaSword]

I stumbled upon this while chatting with dem admun halp...

[Rhydic]

Hivemind, Elite Hunter (509) (Fuzzy Wuzzy) (follow) hisses, 'He fucking named me'

[Rustarus]

http://imgur.com/RN1d4EZ (I cannot post the actual picture itself because it decides to fight with me. So here, have the link instead.)

[Crab_Spider]

Put .png at the end of the url of the image

[Rustarus]

Pft. Once again, does not work. Wew.

[Crab_Spider]