Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[MrJJJ]

Somehow, i managed to smoke a alien queen to unconscious with a smoke, because she did not realize that if you stand in too long, you get KOED, so i got out and killed her while she was sleeping
I had to waste 2-3 grenades

[UnknownMurder]

When Unknown tries to communicate with a Russian.

[17:13:49]ADMIN: PM: UnknownMurder/(Alex Graves)->Panchoys/(alien larva (344)): Pozhaluysta, znayte, chto eto angliyskiy servera . Mozhete li vy menya ponimayete ?
[17:14:02]ADMIN: PM: Panchoys/(alien larva (344))->UnknownMurder/(Alex Graves): Wow
[17:14:12]ADMIN: PM: Panchoys/(alien larva (344))->UnknownMurder/(Alex Graves): Translator?
[17:14:17]ADMIN: MOD: Totalanarchy/(alien larva (549)) : GG
[17:14:18]ADMIN: PM: UnknownMurder/(Alex Graves)->Panchoys/(alien larva (344)): You can speak English?
[17:14:24]ADMIN: PM: Panchoys/(alien larva (344))->UnknownMurder/(Alex Graves): Yes
[17:14:27]ADMIN: MOD: Kyrac/(Marcus Ranchers) : Clap clap calp.
[17:14:49]ADMIN: PM: UnknownMurder/(Alex Graves)->Panchoys/(alien larva (344)): ..I...Uh... Well.. Have a good game.
[17:14:49]ADMIN: PM: Panchoys/(alien larva (344))->UnknownMurder/(Alex Graves): Actually i am speking russian not to be understood
[17:15:16]ADMIN: PM: Panchoys/(alien larva (344))->UnknownMurder/(Alex Graves): When i play i speak english ofcourse

[UnknownMurder]

No Man's Land.

[TopHatPenguin]

No Man's Land.

The image is broken for me..

[UnknownMurder]

http://img.prntscr.com/img?url=http://i ... t3PGiM.png

[TopHatPenguin]

http://img.prntscr.com/img?url=http://i ... t3PGiM.png

Still broken even from the link...

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/7ls3vq

[TopHatPenguin]

http://prntscr.com/7ls3vq

yeah that works hehe

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/7lsogm
We have entered the dark times...

[TopHatPenguin]

I Don't even know anymore......
http://gyazo.com/f2d24e6cd3902b2d19c44fbc6b92dab1

Minutes later: http://gyazo.com/3f59ec64b5498f6028c77411502bbd3e

Even more minutes later: http://gyazo.com/0e7244635d255517aff41f2d1796894d

Afterwards : http://gyazo.com/a6b354da2da6f88f2148bed6976bd6fe

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/7m39us
Aliens makes their first research discovery.

http://prntscr.com/7m3bux
Aliens turns Marine's weapon against them.

[Expired Torpedo]

when you just spawned and you immediately see your queen get gibbed by an escaped host

[UnknownMurder]

You got the wrong area to post it on.

[Expired Torpedo]

You got the wrong area to post it on.

shit, sorry

[UnknownMurder]

MOD: Fickmacher/(Selena 'Decker' Lutz) (JMP): I stopped saying "Thanks Obama." I now say "Thanks, SASOperative."

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/7pg7bh
Mr. Penguin does not exist.

[Fickmacher]

MOD: Fickmacher/(Selena 'Decker' Lutz) (JMP): I stopped saying "Thanks Obama." I now say "Thanks, SASOperative."

I demand to see his real birth certificate.

#NOperative

[coroneljones]

Didnt screenshot...but people know what it is..all that i can say is
clang,CLANG,clang,CLANG,clang,CLANG *xeno death roar*

[TopHatPenguin]

When Rahl beats the laws of time http://gyazo.com/a2e08db2c6de20b8047030e6e3808a9f

[Fickmacher]

>When your life is a glitch.

[TheCubscout]

When you're too lazy to throw away something that is one tile away.


Additional:
When you're "too kewl for school" to follow even the most simple of tasks.

(NO SMOKING)

[coroneljones]

He spoke too soon


Hivemind, alien drone (510) hisses, "I willl be able to become queen in 9 min."
The alien drone (510) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its

[UnknownMurder]

[Evilkyle24]

This isn't exact, it happened a while ago, but it was pretty great.
Jack Bright grabs the Alien Ravager!
Squad Leader says "What are you doing with that?"
Jack Bright says "I'm hungry."
Squad members say "You know we filled that with lead right? Are you really gonna eat that?"
Jack Bright begins stuffing the Alien Ravager into the gibber!
You hear a loud squelching noise as the gibber activates!
You add the alien ravager steak to the microwave.
You transfer 1u of salt to the microwave.
You transfer 1u of Pepper to the microwave.
Jack Bright takes a bite of the meat steak.
Jack Bright finishes the meat steak.
Squad Leader finishes his field briefing.
Jack Bright has thrown the plate at Squad Leader!
The plate hits squad leader!
Jack Bright says "I ate it."
Squad Members say "How was it?"
Jack Bright says "Eh, tasted kinda like chicken.

[TopHatPenguin]

After i died due to losing too much blood the do asked this question. http://gyazo.com/e60da84c93086948a64458d6b2db9d00