Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Tylaaaaar]

]This is more of a badass moment but fucking hell well done guys




13:17 and we killed all the dirty fuckers

[TehSpoderman]

]This is more of a badass moment but fucking hell well done guys




13:17 and we killed all the dirty fuckers

I could care less about the time when some mean marines killed a combat monkey!

[Skimmy2]

When I am RO and have to stop two marines from hitting themselves with throwing knives to 'store' more throwing knives.

In all fairness, I NEVER notice a throwing knife until a disgruntled medic is yelling at me and yanks it out.

[HKO20006]

Some time ago, another marine and I were left at sleeper, and died due to aesthetic tank ran out of O2.

[Crab_Spider]

Some time ago, another marine and I was left at sleeper, and died due to aesthetic tank ran out of O2.

Oh yeah... we need atmos to be available again.

[Lumdor]

Yes, this round was amazingly strange and incredibly fun. I was Bravo's GL spec, we killed two queens on the ground and got a bioscan of 30 aliens still alive. Command somehow got centcomm to approve pizza for us, and proceeded to taunt us the rest of the fucking round with pizza we wouldn't see till the op was over. before aliens even stole the shuttle someone called Evac and 27 marines evacuated from the Almayer, leaving about twelve of us (if that) to deal with the alien threat.

We hunkered down in SD room and fought with every round, fist, grenade, baldie we could lay our hands on and due to PMC reinforcements, we not only beat back the ayys but SD'd. I think we could have cleared the aliens out by the end though honestly.

Haha. Thought no one remembered that round. Made it the most meme round ever as XO. Last words before I set the SD off were "FOR PIZZA!"

Have not had a round like that in a while; hopefully we can in the future.

Ordukai was the reason this was made possible.

[Winter]

And I was the RO who gave the marines the pizza and food I could.

[Lumdor]

And I was the RO who gave the marines the pizza and food I could.

You did well; without you the cheesy goodness would've never made it to any stomach.

[HKO20006]

A CT hid in the CIC disposal, I went in and stomp him inside, limb fly off.

[HKO20006]

a rare UPP MAJOR

[TheMusician321]

We were playing catch the throwing knife back on the Sulaco, I missed one too many times and my arm went flying off, we sorta just stared at it before bursting into a cascade o pf screams and horrified shrieks.

Bonus: there were no doctors, it was low pop.

[HKO20006]

One or two weeks ago, everyone in briefing keep loading and unloading their M41A, admin drop stacks of flashbangs all over briefing.

[HKO20006]

Roundstart, FOB duty, hand labeler yay, field strip rifle from SSD, got BC and RDS, made into this lovely baby.


Fired two bursts then got tackled, grabbed and slashed to death by Mature Ravager (890).

[Skimmy2]

Roundstart, FOB duty, hand labeler yay, field strip rifle from SSD, got BC and RDS, made into this lovely baby.

Fired two bursts then tackled, grabbed and slashed to death by Mature Ravager (890).

Somewhere, an RO is screaming.

[Winter]

*screams externally*

[Renomaki]

Roundstart, FOB duty, hand labeler yay, field strip rifle from SSD, got BC and RDS, made into this lovely baby.


Fired two bursts then got tackled, grabbed and slashed to death by Mature Ravager (890).

Really goes to show that, in the end, no matter how tricked out with swagger your gun is...

You die just as easily as the normies...

[Jagdges]

Bravo walked into Engineering last night and insta-died because lol it was a nest.

Then we evacuated off the planet about twenty minutes later.

At least it's LV now.

Also there were some UPP that showed up in a round this morning that basically walked right into every alien on the John Mayer, that was great. You can still hear all the "cyka blyats".

[Tylaaaaar]

speaks for itself

[HKO20006]

The aftermath of the shitest RO line shit show I have seen so far.

Charlie Smartgun shot off a foot from a Deltar PFC. They have been punching for quite some time, even to a broken bone. The (lone?) MP went to dealt with PFC climbed in RO so was absent, a LT was here though.

[Tidomann]

The aftermath of the shitest RO line shit show I have seen so far.
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Charlie Smartgun shot off a foot from a Deltar PFC. They have been punching for quite some time, even to a broken bone. The (lone?) MP went to dealt with PFC climbed in RO so was absent, a LT was here though.

Next level shoe steal memery

[HappytoHelp]

The aftermath of the shitest RO line shit show I have seen so far.
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Charlie Smartgun shot off a foot from a Deltar PFC. They have been punching for quite some time, even to a broken bone. The (lone?) MP went to dealt with PFC climbed in RO so was absent, a LT was here though.

Shit, that was me, yeah. The guy started beating the shit out of me because I cut infront of him trying to get out of the line ((the line was closed, nobody was getting attatchments, and we were ordered to proceed to briefing)
I didn't even start punching him until I was in crit, I never meant to break his arm, and in the end, he shot me to death because of it, it was hilariously sad.

[HKO20006]

My first shotgun only round

[Renomaki]

yeah, that "experiment" didn't go very well.

At least I had the courage to even dare to attempt such an insane field test. Little did I realize the full extent marines would go to get their rifles back (we even had a suicide bomber at some point)...

At least I had a pretty interesting execution, though.

[Winter]

And the saddest funeral march after. We love our Reno.

[Pictish20]

And the saddest funeral march after. We love our Reno.

As the CIC staff was off frolicking, us Marines were getting Swiss-cheesed on the planet, so nice one guys. Funeral mid-op. Great. I totally didn't need OW support.