Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[JennerH]

Round was going to shit, Marines despite outnumbered the aliens 1 to 3 was being beaten soundly. Xenos made an amazing come back, and managed to drive them to CIC and SD. PMC's spawn as an ERT, and since the CL was already gone, had no real objective. They decide to go to CIC, cutting their way through the bottom deck, until they arrive at the CIC to find the aliens killing everyone. Spooked, they run back to the SD (having saved the CMO beforehand by pure chance). The 5 PMC's along with the drunk CE and the CMO hold the line, priming the rods, and activating the SD. PMC Major, ship is blown to hell, Marines shit the bed and almost lost before they got there.

10/10. Didn't help that one of the mentors (?) posted this during the defense: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0

Was a fun round. The sniper totally killed the drunk CE by accident

[Jzoid]

74% Toxins. I never injected a single chemical into myself this round (And I didn't touch alcohol)

[Trench007]

74% Toxins. I never injected a single chemical into myself this round (And I didn't touch alcohol)

Did you drink coffee?

[Jzoid]

Did you drink coffee?

I've drunk a b s o l o u t e l y nothing
God damn hack medics.

[Trench007]

I've drunk a b s o l o u t e l y nothing
God damn hack medics.

The only other thing I can think of, is radiation...

[Jzoid]

The only other thing I can think of, is radiation...

nah medic straight up injected mewith a bunch of shit
I know because he told me

[Trench007]

nah medic straight up injected mewith a bunch of shit
I know because he told me

The infamous infallible bald medic mindset of, "let me inject you with everything until something works", which is sure to succeed every time.

[fanit937]

My UI. It went from OMG to embarrassing to funny and, ultimately, back to OMG as in "wtf have I done?".

And it had been like this for almost a week last week. Went through dozen of round starts but simply forgot to change it back with my memory of a goldfish. Every round start, every time spawning, I look at the UI and it's already too late.

Bandaging was a nightmare. (Somehow dealt with it and enjoyed it though.)

[Cupkiller]

>Stabbed the predator around 15 times with a battle knife with tied legs while he was trying to take me alive to his ship.
>In the end he just gave up and cut both of my legs off causing bleeding. And even then I was lying and pushing him off me while slowly dying.
>He brought me to his ship and fighting for my life.

P.S: I died later in one of his cells and he teleported me back to the FOB where I was revived.

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

The infamous infallible bald medic mindset of, "let me inject you with everything until something works", which is sure to succeed every time.

Has anyone considered this character may have played dota?

[Rustarus]

The reason most likely is because you broke your groin and a medic gave you painkillers, but never splinted it. Broken groins give toxin damage

[Youbar]

The reason most likely is because you broke your groin and a medic gave you painkillers, but never splinted it. Broken groins give toxin damage

Is that supposed to simulate a punctured kidney/bladder? Because I'm pretty sure we have internal organs simulated in the game for that.

[TheMusician321]

Is that supposed to simulate a punctured kidney/bladder? Because I'm pretty sure we have internal organs simulated in the game for that.

moving around with a broken groin increases organ damage to the kidneys, which increase toxin damage.

[HKO20006]

Half of the hive assaulted on the Delta Squad just outside Research, they successfully breached the cades. Then Bravo arrived from after C4ing north Research, aliens got sandwiched.

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Queen went south so she got away, went back Research only to meet a Sentry.

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[Mvp777]

Defeated predators be like https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9AGpVm_460sv.mp4

(Plz be gentle i'm bad with forums)

[HKO20006]

Defeated predators be like https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9AGpVm_460sv.mp4

(Plz be gentle i'm bad with forums)

Is there a full version of the track?

[Nubs]

Is there a full version of the track?

It's a blast from the past, but still good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx2gvHjNhQ0

[Trench007]

Charlie single-handily won the round, getting over 20+ kills and making this glorious trophy room.

[Nyeshivuu]

Looking at all those xeno corpses makes me happy

[adamkad2]

So i got a larva taken out of me at the moment i burst, resulting in this (got ahealed after i died to suffocating on a empty anesthia tank, doctors friggin ditched me)
What has science done http://prntscr.com/hlmuyz

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

So i got a larva taken out of me at the moment i burst, resulting in this (got ahealed after i died to suffocating on a empty anesthia tank, doctors friggin ditched me)
What has science done http://prntscr.com/hlmuyz

"What did science do"

[HKO20006]

Bar at SD

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IT BURNS

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CO as last survivor at his office

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Two hits decap from Queen

[HKO20006]

Genades to sneaky Elite Empress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iX9pkgfMbU

[Rustarus]

Genades to sneaky Elite Empress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iX9pkgfMbU

*Gets an amazing grenade at the queen* *starts shooting the wall* Only in CM

[Hastati]

Bar at SD

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IT BURNS

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CO as last survivor at his office

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Two hits decap from Queen

I was one of the Yutani responders on that one. The one where our response instead turned into officer watercooler simulator as we holed up in the CL's office for an hour. When the Dropship came back, we and the CL decided to abandon ship early. Except we were following the CL who lead us to the bar instead of evac. Ended up costing all of us our lives as we picked the ONE escape pod that didn't work.