Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Tigroon]

So, not exactly an OMG moment, but an SO called down an OB on like the marines, he RPed it well by being in shellshock himself. I was CMP, the CO gets me to arrest him and so I do, he basically requests an execution for himself over the colossal muck up, CO comes down asks for the Execution, I say yes, because he killed like 14+ marines. LT is sitting in perma writing his letter home and a letter to Charlie (He was Charlies OW), really emotional, felt bad for him because I knew d-chat was going to be an unbearable hive of salt, more so than a League of Legends game. So I was hoping to talk the CO out of the execution and just keep him in perma. Doesnt work, goes for the Execution anyway, feel bad, ask for lethal injection as a more peaceful way to go.

Comes to the time, more emotional convo between me the LT, the CO and the CMO. Ask the CMO to prepare Chloral Hydrate, not entirely aware of the lethal injections cabinet in the execution room (cus who uses LI anyway) So, comes to the big moment, the CO opens the lethal injection cubpoard... Aaaaaand, QUICKCLOT, so many syringes and autoinjectors of quick clot. After injecting the SO with two injectors and nothing happens everyone is just rofling OOC. The CMO then uses the Chloral Hydrate and RIP to the SO.

Pretty damn good RP all around, though it was somewhat sad that he died. RIP SO. RIP Marines who died in OB.

F

That was me mang. First round of SO, and fucked it up. Glad I was able to redeem myself via RP. Deadchat wasn't too salty thankfully, very understanding. Still feel guilty as fuck.

[Dumblike]

Be on the Marine landing soon at LZ1, see a bunch of body parts on the Marine, realized we crushed 2 poor Alamos.

[x31stOverlord]

That was me mang. First round of SO, and fucked it up. Glad I was able to redeem myself via RP. Deadchat wasn't too salty thankfully, very understanding. Still feel guilty as fuck.

Well shit. Glad it wasn't too bad in the dead chat. Big FF OBs usually result in catastrophic amounts of salt being deposited on the person who called it down. Took it like a champ, just need to get a grip with Co-ords and read them back to the SL before firing. Don't fire blindly as well, last night had a near miss as SO when the SL gave co-ords that would have landed on them. I noticed this and questioned the co-ords before righting them and firing a little later due to the marines pushing forward and then being pushed back. Got a couple T3s in the blast and no FF

[HKO20006]

There goes 9569569 points

[Blade2000Br]

There goes 9569569 points

Thats not the worst part.

QF + BC + BFA Build? This is hell on earth.

[DriedMilk]

Made Charlie Squad look like absolute badasses.
Their Warcries shall be heard all over the ship.
Their Warfaces shall place fear on the Xeno scum!

ABSOLUTE BADASSES!

[Vispain]

That time when Lisa hunted down a predator and killed it....
*She used inciendary rounds and long story short chased it 'till it tried turning around and SDing. Predator never got the chance to do so.
Afternote: The squad marine featured never got away with the loot though. A new predator showed up, destroyed Lisa and the dead predator with a self-destruct, and deposited the squad marine's dead body to a medic. Nice of him/her.
Watching this happen as a ghost felt like watching a case of animal abuse.

[spartanbobby]

That time when Lisa hunted down a predator and killed it....
*She used inciendary rounds and long story short chased it 'till it tried turning around and SDing. Predator never got the chance to do so.
Afternote: The squad marine featured never got away with the loot though. A new predator showed up, destroyed Lisa and the dead predator with a self-destruct, and deposited the squad marine's dead body to a medic. Nice of him/her.
Watching this happen as a ghost felt like watching a case of animal abuse.

Current round

[A normal peep]

That time when Lisa hunted down a predator and killed it....
*She used inciendary rounds and long story short chased it 'till it tried turning around and SDing. Predator never got the chance to do so.
Afternote: The squad marine featured never got away with the loot though. A new predator showed up, destroyed Lisa and the dead predator with a self-destruct, and deposited the squad marine's dead body to a medic. Nice of him/her.
Watching this happen as a ghost felt like watching a case of animal abuse.

101% Robust

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

That time when Lisa hunted down a predator and killed it....
*She used inciendary rounds and long story short chased it 'till it tried turning around and SDing. Predator never got the chance to do so.
Afternote: The squad marine featured never got away with the loot though. A new predator showed up, destroyed Lisa and the dead predator with a self-destruct, and deposited the squad marine's dead body to a medic. Nice of him/her.
Watching this happen as a ghost felt like watching a case of animal abuse.

I was the last pred.


I then proceeded to kill 5 more marines, a crusher, and then award a marine the hide of an Elite Empress for singlehandedly robusting her to death with a pistol.

[Cry of Wolves]

[Blade2000Br]

>Bobby recuperates the body of robotic potato
>Takes it to a maint tunnel
>larva see bobby doing such thing and follows
>proceeds to follow bobby through the whole tunnel
>scene above happens

[Skimmy2]

>Bobby recuperates the body of robotic potato
>Takes it to a maint tunnel
>larva see bobby doing such thing and follows
>proceeds to follow bobby through the whole tunnel
>scene above happens

Wait until season 2, electric boogaloo for the chubby predalium larva so it becomes 2cute.

[Dumblike]

"What the fuck?"

[HKO20006]

Fancy Briefing



Not the most impressive one but still

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

Fancy Briefing

I was the CE who masterminded that briefing. It was meant to be a cabaret/restaurant. Bill Carson had said, and I quote 'If I'm not happy with it I'm executing you'. So I made it as glorious as I could.

[TehSpoderman]

I was the CE who masterminded that briefing. It was meant to be a cabaret/restaurant. Bill Carson had said, and I quote 'If I'm not happy with it I'm executing you'. So I made it as glorious as I could.

what he say

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

what he say

He said he was really impressed, so I didn't die! He ordered everyone to defend the Cabareifing when the alamo crashed.

I end up suiciding later when the benos showed up. Too many xenos and I didn't want to get cut to death.

[Blade2000Br]

*Scream

[Renomaki]

*Scream

I remember a time when 30 xenos was considered a lot, let alone 40...

Xeno swarms just keep getting larger and larger with each passing update.

[YungCuz]

I remember a time when 30 xenos was considered a lot, let alone 40...

Xeno swarms just keep getting larger and larger with each passing update.

Everythings pretty much incentiveising people to play xeno more unless they themselves are masochisctic or just dont care enough.

[Vispain]

Typical CL.

Best, most realistic name nominee.

[420MYK]

What is this. xbox live? great now im gonna be called a niggerkike and that everyone fucked my mum :/

[HKO20006]

[Vispain]

So I'm sure we all remember our first days playing...
Well this is my third attempt at medic. Ever. With a span of several months separating it from other attempts.

To roughly quote someone after asked about medic in OOC before my first attempt, " Medic is basically for people who like stress, panic, and tough decisions."



On another note...




Just another day in Colonial Marines.