Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[TopHatPenguin]

So on my adventures i had become crippled and this happened http://gyazo.com/6e8e041960aa10c184122882ff498b1e then this happened http://gyazo.com/e1d77235943ff05d6834d8b0356900d5

[TopHatPenguin]

Scooby Doo Gang: "Guys split up and look for clues!" http://gyazo.com/5c31f0d9f6bcbb8637d0f022847b87e4

[Sargeantmuffinman]

So on my adventures i had become crippled and this happened http://gyazo.com/6e8e041960aa10c184122882ff498b1e then this happened http://gyazo.com/e1d77235943ff05d6834d8b0356900d5

Can't see them.

Okay it's just my internet problem solved.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

When you storm a hive....and win.

[TopHatPenguin]

Dead chat has weird discussions http://gyazo.com/f2e8935ff848a266a0a0d42fdf71821d

[Fickmacher]

>When you solo a Queen in the vault, Rei EVA Girl kills all the drones, last drone gets banned for slashing before the Queen's dead, and the Survivors kill all of the aliens before marines even arrive.

[TheCubscout]

When you get on and the role of Janitor is taken.

[coroneljones]

Fukken pansy...LEARN TO USE A GUN THAT IS ACTUALLY A LASER POINTER AND RUSH THE XENOS SUM

[Siserith Vassada]

One time as marines we fought out way into engineering where the alien hive was located. half of the marines got captured by we managed to kill most of the aliens and the queen was trapped in the room below the incinerator. i followed one alien into the incinerator and it began to space itself. in an attempt to kill it i shot a welder tank next to it. that welder tank blew up... it also blew up a plasma tank. instantly filling THE ENTIRE station with plasma and igniting dozens of fires
then came the screams everyone was screaming over the radio. i was running through maintenance from a massive fireball that had incarcerated the two marines with me. the entire alien hive gets incinerated. all the face-hugged and captured marines got incinerated and all the marines assaulting the hive got incinerated. i managed to survive for a while running from the fireball but got trappd behind a emergency airlock. i managed to swallow a tramodel and rn back through the fireball and get a fire extinguisher and welder tank. i used these for a while to keep the fire from burning me but than i instantley died the second the effects of the tramodel ended. fires killed everyone including the aliens. Atmosia Major victory was declared. i was the last surviving marine one the station before i myself died. the entire station was lit on fire and everyone dead before the admins could fix it.

[Sadokist]

When you get on and the role of Janitor is taken.

Lol

[Mewth]

bumrushing the hive and ending the round in literally 20 minutes
oh man i love the old code

[Briankada]

bumrushing the hive and ending the round in literally 20 minutes
oh man i love the old code

Now that's what I call meta.

[Evilkyle24]

When you just had two monkeys burst and look in the hall to see two combined squads knocking on your door.

[johners12345]

WOW it's been FOREVER since i posted here. Anyways. I leave to go on a golf kart ride with my brother and father since I'm dead in game. I come back to this.

Oh well.. Guess i wasn't invited.. okay ;c *forever alone*

[TheCubscout]

When the Commander yells at you for not ordering the marines "Additional firearms and supplies"

► Show Spoiler

► Show Spoiler

► Show Spoiler

DO YOU SEE ANY WEAPONS OR ARMOR ON THOSE LISTS??? NO!!

"Just bye a order a special ops crate duh?"

Here are the contents of a special ops crate:
3 Smoke bombs
2 Red Dot sights
2 Suppressors
Box of EMP grenades

UPDATE MIDGAME:
When a child gets onto you for something that isn't your fault.

[UnknownMurder]

LOL, I gotta find out who Aiden Hoover was and have him check this.

[TheCubscout]

LOL, I gotta find out who Aiden Hoover was and have him check this.

Later in the game it lead to him raging, destroying part of my lobby, then getting executed and complained to me over LOOC about it.
Gave me a good laugh.

[Briankada]

WOW it's been FOREVER since i posted here. Anyways. I leave to go on a golf kart ride with my brother and father since I'm dead in game. I come back to this.

Oh well.. Guess i wasn't invited.. okay ;c *forever alone*

Holy crap. There's me flamethrowering everything.

[UnknownMurder]

http://gyazo.com/1ea1540759fd85885c5aafcff166915b
Someone tell mappers we need more chairs.

[coroneljones]

Waiting on felk to upload the yautjarine picture..

[johners12345]

Something tells me unknown is NOT amused.


Also apparently this is a thing.


Priority Announcement

Michael Rathen is God
Priority Announcement

Michael Rathen is your new commander.
Priority Announcement

Michael Rathen is your new Allah Akbar

[UnknownMurder]

http://gyazo.com/b0c0ac340e4f14696b2b904ab8387e86
CampinKiller has a new rank.

[johners12345]

Holy crap. There's me flamethrowering everything.

Dude I can not handle that amount of bad ass.

http://gyazo.com/b0c0ac340e4f14696b2b904ab8387e86
CampinKiller has a new rank.

One round. All staff should be renamed to a theme.
Campin killer- Barnie. I don't know..

[Foxeye]

Singulo got released one round, and caused massive lag. Aliums pushed the marines back to Arrivals, hugged a ton, and dragged off all but two or three. Saaland (me) gets the hugger off his face, runs to the shuttle doors, misses the shuttle repeatedly, and kills several aliums with a combination of fists, a knife, a pistol, and a rifle. Mostly fists.

[Evilkyle24]

Here last week the queen was the last alien and people were just running at the sight of her. Every time a marine saw her, they and the queen ran in opposite directions. The marine was usually screaming something like "BIG ONE!"

Queen wasn't even trying to infect new people, just killing them if she could.

Everyone in dead chat was screaming "CHASE HER DOWN" or "JUST FUCKING KILL IT!"

What was I screaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zboV3_9KY