Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Blade2000Br]

With gen coms remove, squad cohesion is more important than ever. A group up after drop is a good start.

so update is working as intended.

[HKO20006]

Plot twist, it was taken before the update. Still, the idea stands.

[ColdSuit]

On prison today, I eyeballed an OB as SO to kill some aliens, barely missing a bunch of marines by one tile, only killing a single Alpha.
We won.

[HKO20006]

Queen crit but surviving nampalm (and fatty?)
https://imgur.com/a/CO9Sg

BAGS

[Slywater]

I can't help cracking up every time a marine gets shoved under the Alamo as it lands. It's quite satifying watching the limbs fly.

Oh yeah, and this also.
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[HKO20006]

Bayoneted CO when clearing weeds, press X to help him up with empty hang, lag says nope, bayonet him again. Promptly got BE'd.

[AverageSpitter]

>Be a queen for the 2nd time ever
>This time i didn't charge and die like a dumbass
>''LZ1 IS OURS!!''
>Time to move my fat ass over there
>Get to LZ, Call the bird, get in.
>Check the shuttle console.
>''LOOC: Elite Empress: Uhhhh... Guys? How are you supposed to lock this shit?''
>My children go silent for a while, I start feeling retarded.
>''Just touch the console''
>''Oh.''

[HKO20006]

FYI Call the bird will give you auto lock for 10 min now.

[NicoDeimos]

On Ice Colony my squad had to go to engineering to get the power back on. Some cheeky xeno layered it in resin, walls, resin holes, and eggs. One by one my squad would walk in, get hit in the face by a hugger, someone would move to assist them, get hit in the face by a hugger, clear a wall only to find an egg, get hit in the face by a hugger. For a solid 5 minutes engineering was a cacophony of "MMPH-MMMMM". The cherry on top was when our engineer finally started working on the generators I was clearing weeds in the room with him. Hit a piece that had a hidden resin hole to reveal a hugger. I reacted immediately by sprinting out of the room. The hugger leaped 3 tiles onto the engineer who was in the middle of fixing things. I felt bad because I couldn't stop laughing.

[CaptainYankee]

We had a special charlie breakfast the other day:

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[ColonelCorazon]

We had a special charlie breakfast the other day:

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And then the DS landed directly on Charlie's post mortem breakfast. So rude.

[HKO20006]

The reason why Pyro is added.

[CaptainYankee]

And then the DS landed directly on Charlie's post mortem breakfast. So rude.

And after we invited some xeno ghosts to breakfast too! Honestly, the nerve of some space lizards.

[Vispain]

On Ice Colony my squad had to go to engineering to get the power back on. Some cheeky xeno layered it in resin, walls, resin holes, and eggs. One by one my squad would walk in, get hit in the face by a hugger, someone would move to assist them, get hit in the face by a hugger, clear a wall only to find an egg, get hit in the face by a hugger. For a solid 5 minutes engineering was a cacophony of "MMPH-MMMMM". The cherry on top was when our engineer finally started working on the generators I was clearing weeds in the room with him. Hit a piece that had a hidden resin hole to reveal a hugger. I reacted immediately by sprinting out of the room. The hugger leaped 3 tiles onto the engineer who was in the middle of fixing things. I felt bad because I couldn't stop laughing.

Oh lordy...the xeno has struck again.
Some xeno did this to my squad like three weeks ago in the same place, same map.
Long story short, Bravo managed to lose most the squad in a remarkably calm fashion due to facehuggers, splitting up, and spitters.

[zoboomafoo]

You know those SD holds where marines get pushed back to the back room and can't activate the last rods?

I saw the opportunity and ran out this time, activated the last two rods, then activated the SD.

Hope someone recorded that, I wanna see where all the xenos fucked off to.

[HKO20006]

^ Got you covered, claiming this post for the video. EDIT: DONE
viewtopic.php?p=182620#p182620

[XSlayer300]

I have two screenshots of the SD event. Though they appear to happen before the two rods lifted. I've also included the whole log on my POV.

[Vispain]

The USCM
"Committing warcrimes since 2169."

Oppressors. Cowards. The real terrorists.



Secretly taken multiple pic captures of USCM terrorist activities combined into one pic for your personal outrage

RISE UP! JOIN THE COLONIAL LIBERATION FRONT TODAY!

[HKO20006]

Actual Charlie breakfast

[Vispain]

Actual Charlie breakfast

Charlie's tactical breakfast spared them from the worst of MP 'brutality'.

[Tornadium]

The Ancient Ravager, Praetorian, Boiler dream team that carried the Xenos back from three consecutive Queen deaths and managed to overcome a 10v150 deficit.

Nearly a 5 hour long round ending with the dream team storming the ship and killing every living thing.

[YungCuz]

The Ancient Ravager, Praetorian, Boiler dream team that carried the Xenos back from three consecutive Queen deaths and managed to overcome a 10v150 deficit.

Nearly a 5 hour long round ending with the dream team storming the ship and killing every living thing.

The xeno version of a Death Squad

[ArrancarX5]

Reminds me of my one thursday night round with Symbiosis as Queen! He's a goddamn GOD as Beno Queen, seriously, someone should give THAT man a medal for such godly xeno wins.

[zoboomafoo]

Sam Greene got bored as survivor. So many chairs.

Pic courtesy of TR Blackdragon.

[Mvp777]

Earlier round today on Prison station resulted in a bunch of people + the CO desperately trying to fend off attacks while waiting for the dropship lockdown to disable, we lasted around 8-9 minutes before FINALLY being overrun.

On a second note how does one upload screenshots to the forum? I've completely forgotten how to do so.