Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Slywater]

Meanwhile, on a Hunter Games round...
Gourmet chef Tristen Jenkins cooks up some fiery cow and man dishes:

No food. Lots of dead. Problem solved.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

NEWS FLASH: LOCAL COMMANDER TAXES MARINES TO BUY NUKES.

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NEWS FLASH: LOCAL COMMANDER TAXES MARINES TO BUY NUKES.

lmao what was this round?

[AverageSpitter]

This didn't happen in CM but still deserves to be told IMO

>Be me
>Be botanist
>Dudeweedlmao.exe
>Some guy is trying to trespass in botany
>''The fuck you want?''
>''IM GONNA KILL YOUR PLANTS!!''
>I got back ups from the seeds and disk traits in my backpack
>Meh.gif
>Let him trespass
>Kills my plants
>Call him a cunt and tell him to get out
>Bashes me in the chest with a crowbar
>Beat the shit out of him and kick him out botany
>There's a traitor with a potted plant memeing everyone on the ship
>Less than 1 minute after the guy killed my plants and i kicked him out he got killed by that traitor
>Mfw the dude who killed my plants got killed by a ''plant''

Oh, The irony.

[ExGame]

Classic Marines.

[zoboomafoo]

80% of charlie was also smoking during that briefing. All puffing in sync, of course.

[zoboomafoo]

I was being dragged through boiler gas while this happened. Great timing, RNG

God only knows how pfc armor did that one.

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[HKO20006]

Help intent kills (6MB gif)

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[TheDonkified]

Help intent kills (6MB gif)

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wew

[Sulaboy]

Help intent kills (6MB gif)

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That's actually great.

[Cry of Wolves]

Help intent kills (6MB gif)

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Yeah, that sums up the level of competence most marines have.

Smart gunner is those few that have their wits with them.

[zoboomafoo]

No command staff at all, so a PO gave the breifing...



Then promptly cryoed after the first drop. God bless low pop.

[xMotta]

Classic Marines.

That's me, the Delta with the helmet on the side of the blanket lmao

[zoboomafoo]

3 ded predaliens in 1 round during an event. Unfortunately the first two gibbed...
Of course then there were 2 more predaliens that proceeded to kill EVERYONE, and took a massive shit on the death squad.

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10/10 event

[HKO20006]

reserved for the video of the last two predalien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmG64SOcomE

[HKO20006]

When RO closes shutter on UNGAＤＵＮＧＡ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48HaszPMVQ

[xMotta]

Today, I learned that the xenos have a warm side if you know how to treat them.

[YungCuz]

Today, I learned that the xenos have a warm side if you know how to treat them.

Whats the context for this cause i'm a little upset i probably missed something

[xMotta]

Whats the context for this cause i'm a little upset i probably missed something

Event where PMCs used the xenos as bioweapons, the marines found out and they had to be P U R G E D

[QuackingFlack]

Be me, and new to the game at the time

CO tells you to be the desk sergeant (MP in charge of admittance past the checkpoint) not to let any MArines through. Briefing ends so Marines line up to go out. CO runs in but you're still new so you mistake him for the sergeant that was screaming in all caps about what he was going to do to me if I don't open the door and has just broken the window on your CP.

You push the CO out of the way 3-4 times thinking he is the Squad Leader and get shot in the head. (I also may have tried to taze him I don't remember) He opens the door and the CO announces the MP in south CP was traitor so he shot him.

Read the logs and find out what you did and die of shame.

[zoboomafoo]

RIP Stephen Hawking

[HKO20006]

Reserved for hawking, Edit: uploaded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZyrSLrbWj0
13 March 2018, Ice Colony
R.I.P. Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018)
Singulo on Almayer and truce in Ice Colony Bar

[AverageSpitter]

F.

[Slywater]

Saw a marine grab a 'nade at SD, primed it, then slipped on a banana. That was basically game over for everybody.