Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Sora9567]

How you know Marines are fucked.

And yet they managed to hold out until the deorbit timer. So grenade spam CAN work...1% of the time.

[Dolth]

How you know Marines are fucked.

At least no hull breach is possible anymore.

[Karmac]

https://youtu.be/LRQmJutVQGo

You people honestly sometimes surprise me with what depths of depravity you guys are willing to go. Highlights include torture of civilians, a mutiny over the dumbest possible reasons, Death Squad fun police, Predators who go full O.J. Simpson (the second instance, not murdering their girlfriend), and a Synth who's just having a fun time interacting with the local wildlife and Big Game hunters while bullets fly around her.

You can't just let a man get away with insulting your honour.

It's that simple.

[blingx3]

When CTs got too much time on there hands in low pop.

[RobBrown4PM]

When CTs got too much time on there hands in low pop.

You maniacs!

[edgardo]

When CTs got too much time on there hands in low pop.

Stealing it was awesome

[edgardo]

When the i'm already tracer Meme when too far that we have 2 Sam greene's

or

Sal Morale boost Annoucement

[Dolth]

Rest of the conversation was even more retarded. I should record when I play.

[RobBrown4PM]

- Watch the unga's squabble in an enclosed space during an event.
- Watch as one of them try and disarm the RPG spec.
- Watch as the RPG is set off and gibs the XO and crits or seriously damages everyone else.

There are special moments that have occurred on this server, this might be one of the more 'Special' ones.

[Dolth]

[Garrison]

I'm writing this to honor Artyom Xum. A UPP Specalist who made a final stand when his squadmates were killed or surrendered. He was shot, and set then set aflame by a rushing Grunt. Flushed out of his hiding spot and no time to put himself out, he pressed on in a kamikaze. Killing three marines (Decapitating one of them) and gravely wounding another before he finally succumbed to being shot one too many times, plus being on fire for a good 10 seconds. 3 Marines shot their rifles into him just to make sure he was dead.

This man was the true Rasputin.

[KingPhilipIII]

Be Queen on new map. Oh shit.

Somehow win planet. Marines evacuate with like 80 people. We have like 20 benos. Definitely fucked. I locked down the DS but badmins unlock it early for marines.

Still certain were gonna die. Launch ship. Certain were gonna get unga rushed. Dropship lands. Crushes 22 marines and we wipe out like 10-15 in the intial blitz. Went from 4 to 1, down to 2 to 1.

Win. Success. Glory. I am the best pilot ever.

[Build_R_]

Be Queen on new map. Oh shit.

Somehow win planet. Marines evacuate with like 80 people. We have like 20 benos. Definitely fucked. I locked down the DS but badmins unlock it early for marines.

Still certain were gonna die. Launch ship. Certain were gonna get unga rushed. Dropship lands. Crushes 22 marines and we wipe out like 10-15 in the intial blitz. Went from 4 to 1, down to 2 to 1.

Win. Success. Glory. I am the best pilot ever.

Was there as the sentinel, that and the part where the whole hive kicked the asses of the pred and the tank was nice.

[KingPhilipIII]

Was there as the sentinel, that and the part where the whole hive kicked the asses of the pred and the tank was nice.

Pred was trying to rush towards us while beeping. Carrier smacks him with a huggie, then the warrior flings him away into a wall before he explodes.

Nice teamplay right there.

[Sora9567]

Uh, so in my first Predator round, a sandwich sort of caused a clan war. An argument over policy involving accepting gifts from "oomans" proceeded to devolve into an honor duel, with me as a referee. I totally plan on writing up an "after action report" in the art and stories section, because my head is swimming with stupid ideas.

Anywho, here it is:
https://youtu.be/wjl3wPhVF0w

[MedicInDisquise]

Just another day at the USCM

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They still won, btw

[edgardo]

Just another day at the USCM

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They still won, btw

Hey!, thats me !

Also, when Neth snap his fingers and half of the server died

[Dolth]

XO Smarto Baldo : Hold on, I have an idea! Take coords of the shuttle then we'll shoot an OB right after the Alamo takes off!
Whole CIC : Woah! You're such a genius for having original ideas! It must be a cool thing to do since you looks so serious and actually tries new stuff, sir!
XO Smarto Baldo : Thank you, it was not easy but sometimes I come with good ideas!
CDRE creates a medal then attaches the XO uniforms with : Good job, Smarto Baldo. Your plan will certainly be useful, thank you for giving us good tactics as useful as FOB LZ2.

Whole CIC laughs out loud, sipping cigars and smoking coffee.

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[KennyTGuy]

Its HRP Dolth! *sips*

[Sora9567]

Ok, here are the Whiskey Outpost rounds from yesterday, and the one on the 25th (The one with burrowers and Abominations)

Mole xeno round:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLsuvc-Ghlk

Highlights include Mortar Pit having a really bad day, a Smartgunner acting as a mobile turret, copious amount of blood lost, and an Italian Commander being rudely interrupted while making an inane announcement.

Yesterday's round:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG-31ONTuLY

Highlights include MGs insisting on killing engineers, an incomprehensible amount of salt in Dead Chat, and a German Ground Commander almost literally digging his own grave.

[tobinerd]

XO Smarto Baldo : Hold on, I have an idea! Take coords of the shuttle then we'll shoot an OB right after the Alamo takes off!
Whole CIC : Woah! You're such a genius for having original ideas! It must be a cool thing to do since you looks so serious and actually tries new stuff, sir!
XO Smarto Baldo : Thank you, it was not easy but sometimes I come with good ideas!
CDRE creates a medal then attaches the XO uniforms with : Good job, Smarto Baldo. Your plan will certainly be useful, thank you for giving us good tactics as useful as FOB LZ2.

Whole CIC laughs out loud, sipping cigars and smoking coffee.

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Holy fucking shit

[edgardo]

[Adasis]

XO Smarto Baldo : Hold on, I have an idea! Take coords of the shuttle then we'll shoot an OB right after the Alamo takes off!
Whole CIC : Woah! You're such a genius for having original ideas! It must be a cool thing to do since you looks so serious and actually tries new stuff, sir!
XO Smarto Baldo : Thank you, it was not easy but sometimes I come with good ideas!
CDRE creates a medal then attaches the XO uniforms with : Good job, Smarto Baldo. Your plan will certainly be useful, thank you for giving us good tactics as useful as FOB LZ2.

Whole CIC laughs out loud, sipping cigars and smoking coffee.

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And..... he killed himself with QC OD chugging tramadol pills first. So he had a painless death hiding in a corner

[tobinerd]

This is more of an OMG WTF moment than a funny one. Atleast to those of us who experienced it.

Predator started stripping patient who had stolen pred gear mid surgery. I was like "Okay, it isn't being hostile, just trying to take some stuff. I don't want a fight while I'm doing a critical surgery". Marines run in though and start fighting it. They gun it down and it starts it's SD bomb thingy.

Did try to unbuckle and drag the patient out the moment I heard the bomb timer, but didn't make it.

It blows everything up, killing a total of about 5 people. Also destroyed the Surgery APC and completely destroyed the OR.

[forest2001]

XO Smarto Baldo : Hold on, I have an idea! Take coords of the shuttle then we'll shoot an OB right after the Alamo takes off!
Whole CIC : Woah! You're such a genius for having original ideas! It must be a cool thing to do since you looks so serious and actually tries new stuff, sir!
XO Smarto Baldo : Thank you, it was not easy but sometimes I come with good ideas!
CDRE creates a medal then attaches the XO uniforms with : Good job, Smarto Baldo. Your plan will certainly be useful, thank you for giving us good tactics as useful as FOB LZ2.

Whole CIC laughs out loud, sipping cigars and smoking coffee.

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I was Queen that round and was like wtf why so many gibbed bodies.