Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Derpislav]

I've noticed an outline dragging a mauled host through maintenance tunnels on sulaco, while being a Hivelord myself. Assuming it was a Warrior, I've opened the door between us and started writing a greeting.
A predator uncloaked and raped me with his glaive.

[Siserith Vassada]

gets kidnapped and hugged by lone alien, marine with me runs away aliens drag me off. the one dragging me hands me over to another alien which eats me alien go's to large group of five aliens and begins talking i reverese burst. run and fire a rocket into the middle of them and then finish them off with my smg.

[Samual Johnson]

Aliens this round have been gathered around some of the infected hosts chanting just do it, and Dont let your Dreams be Dreams

[Atpot]

So this happened..

[UNDUS]

[Artyom]

fucking hilarious

[TopHatPenguin]

I got bored while waiting for a round to end.

[Sebro]

Realizing how meh the helmets are after close examination, meh. But seriously the helmets really need a reskin OR EVEN THE ENTIRE ARMOUR, no that's not gonna happen, but THE HELMETS MIGHT?

[K0NFL1QT]

I heard about this, but I was SL for another squad at the time. All I could think was, 'Get some, marines'.

[Expired Torpedo]

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But...how?

[Gentlefood]

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But...how?

Its there at roundstart, part of the map.

[Artouris]

She as in the queen

[Expired Torpedo]

Its there at roundstart, part of the map.

i know, but that makes no sense

[Evilkyle24]

[johners12345]

P.O.T.A.T.O [Sulaco] states, "CHUCK HIM IN THE LONG BOAT TILL HE'S SOBER."
P.O.T.A.T.O [Sulaco] states, "PUT HIM IN THE LONG BOAT AND MAKE HIM BAIL HER."
P.O.T.A.T.O [Sulaco] states, "WEIGH WEIGH AND UP SHE RISES."
P.O.T.A.T.O [Sulaco] states, "WEIGH WIEGH AND UP SHE RISES EARL-AYE IN THE MORNING."
P.O.T.A.T.O [Sulaco] states, "SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR."
P.O.T.A.T.O [Sulaco] states, "SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR."
Ronald 'Irish' Billingsley [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Way hey and up she rises"
P.O.T.A.T.O [Sulaco] states, "WAY HEY AND UP SHE RISES."
P.O.T.A.T.O [Sulaco] states, "WAY HEY AND UP SHE RISES EAR-AYE IN THE MORNING."

[UnknownMurder]

[TopHatPenguin]

When you ask if you can smoke the SM https://gyazo.com/2cc5b6bebda980dcc8d2dcff44956893

It was drawn by Rows.( Jennifer 'Nun' Rowley )

[Steelpoint]

One stray shot and five spaced marine's later, shame I missed the zero-g gun fight between that one Marine below the Alien.

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[TopHatPenguin]

Discussing Shipping at 1 Am.. never again.

[TopHatPenguin]

When crabs defy the game.
https://gyazo.com/dbe3ee5fef728051b45f8830ea14aa74

[johners12345]

IT IS A SIGN!!!

Also../


We try and plant the seeds that spawn in the closed off area of the sulaco.. We plant them and it turns into a banana tree... than when i harvest them a shock and flash occurs and i get zapped to the floor.. The bananas became soy beans? when examined they said. This is a soybeans?. It is a small item.
It's pretty bland, but oh the possibilities... On second thought, something about this one looks strange.
They said None of the soybeans? left, oh no! When you tried to eat them and when I Grinded them I got nothing.. .. It took 20 minutes to do this.. Why is my life wasted on everything? WHYYYYYYYYYY

[johners12345]

THOSE SKILLS!!

BOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!

[Gentlefood]

The catching mechanics work for huggers? Oh good lord.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

The catching mechanics work for huggers? Oh good lord.

All you need to do is [REDACTED] and have some one throw something at you.

[Gentlefood]

All you need to do is [REDACTED] and have some one throw something at you.

Oh I know how the catching mechanics work. I just didn't know they worked on thrown huggers. I wonder if these apply to carrier based thrown huggers.