Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Evilkyle24]

Curtis Weeter is officially The Rookie

[Tetsip]

[Lord Lag]

Pokemon: Colonial Edition would be an instant classic.

[johners12345]

http://imgur.com/a/MSiIu I tell everyone I will give them the NMV Mako, The ship me and 12 other's made. I can feel i'm being judged. My response - I built a FUCKING ship. most of you can say you've only built a table.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

[TopHatPenguin]

http://imgur.com/a/MSiIu I tell everyone I will give them the NMV Mako, The ship me and 12 other's made. I can feel i'm being judged. My response - I built a FUCKING ship. most of you can say you've only built a table.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

B-b-but Senpai.. i've built a chair!

[Evilkyle24]

What the hell is that orange static ball thing in the singulo power containment field!?

[johners12345]

What the hell is that orange static ball thing in the singulo power containment field!?

That. Was unbounds icon version of a size 3 singularity

[Evilkyle24]

Why does it look like a spark?

[johners12345]

Why does it look like a spark?

Because it is special >_>

[Evilkyle24]

Make it a miniature star and its great.

[johners12345]

Make it a miniature star and its great.

naah man..

Anyways.. I fought the beast... Twice..

[UNDUS]

I call this piece For the greater good.

They say that for every turret which is destroyed in battle after killing a T3, its soul passes into turret valhalla, where it dines with all of the great warrior turrets of old forevermore. Rest in peace, hero turrets. Your sacrifice was not in vain.

[Biolock]

https://gyazo.com/28bcf0b0464cc59e513eb98dae0a4937 - What every marine basically says when they're captured.

[Edgelord]

https://gyazo.com/28bcf0b0464cc59e513eb98dae0a4937 - What every marine basically says when they're captured.

That made me chuckle quite a bit

[Steelpoint]

No I think this is what most Marines think when they're captured.

[MrJJJ]

What happens when you wait too long https://gyazo.com/b67fefe1da49a80a80693085d985b5ba

[Siserith Vassada]

I call this piece For the greater good.

They say that for every turret which is destroyed in battle after killing a T3, its soul passes into turret valhalla, where it dines with all of the great warrior turrets of old forevermore. Rest in peace, hero turrets. Your sacrifice was not in vain.

ehh.. it was in vain in the end. me and the other guy there. i'me the bravo with the shield. the other guy got his skull smashed in by a runner and it was me holding the lz aganst dozens of t3's for about fiteen minutes with the two turrets. eventaully they got destoreid. then the aliens rushed me. then i ran to the other side hoping the shuttle would land on them.. which it did. killing two tier 3' and a tier 2 but the aleins rushed the shuttle killing everyone inside with me almost robusting a hunter and a sentenal alone. exept for the random hugger on the floor

[UNDUS]

The aliens had no T3s in the end though, and just barely lost while assaulting the Sulaco.

[UnknownMurder]

[Gentlefood]

Spawn in as a survivor next to a xeno hole. Decide Cargo Tug is my lord and savior. Accidentally back self into a spot where I and the tug am stuck. Staff notices. Trialmin attempts to fix the issue. Accidentally opens a portal to hell space and destroys the planet's atmosphere. You are knocked over by a rush of air! Cargo Tug major victory.

[Gentlefood]

Well I got harpooned in the skull by a Predator. But I yanked it out and gave the Harpoon back.

[GingerCultLeader]

Hilarious Gentlefood.

[Feweh]

Well I got harpooned in the skull by a Predator. But I yanked it out and gave the Harpoon back.

Fun fact, the internal damage from that ended up killing me 5 minutes later.

[Gentlefood]

Fun fact, the internal damage from that ended up killing me 5 minutes later.

Charlie Squads kill ratio that round was out of control then. Feels like we killed half the damn hive.

[johners12345]

May-June 'SaltSteps' Unk says, "I've fucked an echidna before. It wasn't a fun phase of mine, I'm not proud at all."


TMI!!

I just wanted to haunt the bitch ;-;

May-June 'SaltSteps' Unk says, "I am being haunted because I blew up someone's brain with a micro powder charge."
May-June 'SaltSteps' Unk says, "They want me to grow pot, and you have the only planter.