Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[johners12345]

When.. Will This.. Be a fucking game I can play.

[Screamingstar]

Best RO office.

[TopHatPenguin]

Best RO office.

It's missing a posh coffee area.

[Seehund]

It's missing a posh coffee tea area.

FTFY

[Mitchs98]

https://gyazo.com/0186bc12e6b144f5086249d60f0bc6ef Praise Fort Kickass...sadly it saw no use.

[johners12345]

I... I.. U-uh.. D-Do we need to have a intervention?...

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Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "TAKE THE JOB, SON!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "TAKE THE JOB!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "NO!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A HOME ANYMORE IT FUCKING MELTED!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "SON, I RAISED YOU BE AN OFFICER... NOT A GRUNT LIKE ME AND YOUR MEDDLING FRIENDS!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "DON'T BE LIKE YOUR FATHER!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "YOU SHOT MY FATHER!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "HE WAS CHEATING ON ME!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "HAT'S NOT A GOOD REASON TO KILL HIM!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "SON, YOUR FATHER AND I LOVED YOU! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US? WHY DO YOU DISGRACE THE FAMILY? I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Oh fucking go jump off a twig.
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "YOU BETTER NOT BE SHOOTING AT PEOPLE, SON!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Unlike you i can restrain myself from shooting others."
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "Son.. You have recessives genes... You were a 'special child' during school.. So, I had to raise you in home school!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] asks, "Your point being ?"
Lucas 'Berserker' Anderson [Sulaco (Spc)] asks, "Anyone got popcorn?"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "You're mental is not like others!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "It's below theirs!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Uhuh, is that so."

Osalaa Wooki says, "MP."
Osalaa Wooki says, "I'd like to be tased."
Osalaa Wooki says, "I can't handle my family."

You fire the taser gun!
Osalaa Wooki is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
Osalaa Wooki screams!
You put the taser gun into MP Belt.
Curtis Weeter says, "Done."
Osalaa Wooki says, "Thankyou."

[UnknownMurder]

It was me all along.. I was Rosalie Wooki. It was me.... Dear Brother.

Wooki Family Time Bonding



Oosala Wooki saves his Mother.

[Edgelord]

Wookix157OTP

[TopHatPenguin]

It was me all along.. I was Rosalie Wooki. It was me.... Dear Brother.

Wooki Family Time Bonding



Oosala Wooki saves his Mother.

i guessed it was you when i checked the players list and saw you there and no staff on heh.

[SASoperative]

The fuck...? Wooks mom is alive? She must be near fuckin death or on her deathbed at this point considering how old wooks is.

[Gentlefood]

The fuck...? Wooks mom is alive? She must be near fuckin death or on her deathbed at this point considering how old wooks is.

Considering the lore with how long distance travel works its not too implausible.

[Evilkyle24]

The fuck...? Wooks mom is alive? She must be near fuckin death or on her deathbed at this point considering how old wooks is.

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO

[UnknownMurder]

I'm like Hideo Kojima...
I can fix the story and make it interesting.

[canon35]

Clearly, his mother is a new type of android W-Y made to test how realistic their new droids are. It worked. Now, all the muhreenz will lose their job to androids and the Iron Bears will laugh.

[TopHatPenguin]

I... I.. U-uh.. D-Do we need to have a intervention?...

► Show Spoiler

Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "TAKE THE JOB, SON!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "TAKE THE JOB!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "NO!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A HOME ANYMORE IT FUCKING MELTED!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "SON, I RAISED YOU BE AN OFFICER... NOT A GRUNT LIKE ME AND YOUR MEDDLING FRIENDS!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "DON'T BE LIKE YOUR FATHER!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "YOU SHOT MY FATHER!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "HE WAS CHEATING ON ME!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] yells, "HAT'S NOT A GOOD REASON TO KILL HIM!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "SON, YOUR FATHER AND I LOVED YOU! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US? WHY DO YOU DISGRACE THE FAMILY? I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Oh fucking go jump off a twig.
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "YOU BETTER NOT BE SHOOTING AT PEOPLE, SON!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Unlike you i can restrain myself from shooting others."
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "Son.. You have recessives genes... You were a 'special child' during school.. So, I had to raise you in home school!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] asks, "Your point being ?"
Lucas 'Berserker' Anderson [Sulaco (Spc)] asks, "Anyone got popcorn?"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "You're mental is not like others!"
Rosalie Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "It's below theirs!"
Osalaa Wooki [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Uhuh, is that so."

Osalaa Wooki says, "MP."
Osalaa Wooki says, "I'd like to be tased."
Osalaa Wooki says, "I can't handle my family."

You fire the taser gun!
Osalaa Wooki is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
Osalaa Wooki screams!
You put the taser gun into MP Belt.
Curtis Weeter says, "Done."
Osalaa Wooki says, "Thankyou."

I honestly was laughing my ass off while writing this.
It is definitely one of the funniest moments i have had.

[Adjective]

Or you can go with how Ripley outlived her daughter and say the Wookie's just sit in Cryo.

[johners12345]

#MP'sAreBullies

Curtis Weeter says, "Heh. Nerd."
Vinny Beach says, "You mongloid"
Curtis Weeter says, "... I got a idea.."
Vinny Beach has been prodded in the chest with the stunbaton by Curtis Weeter!
Vinny Beach slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
You put the stunbaton into MP Belt.
Patrick Omalley [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Ready to grunt and shoot"
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Vinny Beach passively!
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Vinny Beach aggressively (now hands)!
You start to give Vinny Beach a swirlie!
You give Vinny Beach a swirlie!
Curtis Weeter yells, "Hah!"

[UnknownMurder]

Reminded me of the old times... I used to do that to the Queen while she was alive.

[johners12345]

Beau Coldsmith [Charlie (CO)] says, "I want you to check all the domes as the objective stated. Also,i want you to seal the southern part of the planet from the northern"
Declan Johnson [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "On it"
Curtis Weeter [Charlie (Eng)] shouts, "Sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Old earth Mercedes Benz Your voice sounds like A majestic FUCKING EAGLE!"
Miles 'Fuchs' Wolfe [Charlie (SL)] says, "Were are"
James Mcloyed [Charlie (Mar)] yells, "Sing magot !!"

[johners12345]

And so.. Fort Turret-ass or whatever was revived.. Weirdly made.. But revived...




Inspiration for design

[UnknownMurder]

You abandoned several marines while escaping to the planet... You abandoned me, Doctor Alex Graves.

[johners12345]

You abandoned several marines while escaping to the planet... You abandoned me, Doctor Alex Graves.

Nah I was left behind too

[UnknownMurder]

Alright. Good.

[Siserith Vassada]

Nah I was left behind too

me three. i manage to survive for about fifteen minutes while everyone else was dead. the shuttle finally arrived just when i was getting overunn. everyone else died but i managed to knife a few more aleins before they got m

[johners12345]

made me chuckle

Jaydon Burns broadcasts, "Delta stop being dumbasses and support Alpha and bravo now get to the ships and pods and such and get the fuck off my ship"