Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[TopHatPenguin]

When your internal organs get fucked.

[MrGabol100]

When your internal organs get fucked.

When you save wooki from a bad doctor while he was dying over his fucked internal organs.

[johners12345]

Artyrial Loudain says, "Dude"
Artyrial Loudain says, "Dol's has no brains"
Curtis Weeter says, "I'm sure the ones with the un-identified parasites can last longer"
Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (Doc)] says, "I'm pretty sure dollar had no brains to begin with"

[Arachnidnexus]

Making chems in Sulaco medbay. Everything's set for the round with enough Peridax and Dex+ for a couple dozen terminal patients. Start making stimpak pills. Formula of 5u hyperzine / 5u bicaridine / 5u dermaline / 5u tramadol feeling a bit weak. Decide to replace tramadol with oxycodone, make that in the beaker instead. Going well, click 20u potassium instead of 20u sulfur. Whatever, no biggie, I'll drain it off in the chem mixer later. Finish hyperzine by adding sugar and phosporus. Oh shit, smoke appears, get poisoned by OD'ing on everything. Dose myself with dylovene, hit self in face for forgetting smoke and hyperzine share very similar recipes. CL walks in with lit cigarette. Fire begins. Remember that oxycodone requires phoron as catalyst. What have I done? Sulaco turns to fire and tears. Only marines alive are on planet. Only a couple of Ravagers are alive on the Sulaco. GG 16u of phoron catalyst.

[Siserith Vassada]

>leaves nexus for 5 mins to check out other fob
>nexus gets overunn

[Mac]

Siserith- holding the line since 2149.

[Siserith Vassada]

it was literally me and two other people. one of them kept going in and out of ssd.

[Sadokist]

stop.....just stop

[Arachnidnexus]

At four hours spawn Terminators until both sides are dead. The AvPvT crossover nobody's been asking for.

[Mac]

stop.....just stop

I believe this goes in the thread on salty tears etc.

[johners12345]

Alan Taylor [Charlie (Mar)] says, "Curtis doesn't have a survivor, hes got a fucking dog"
Anya Allen [Charlie (Spc)] yells, "It counts!"
Alan Taylor [Charlie (Mar)] shouts, "Curtis, we're on about human survivors for fucks sake!"
Anya Allen [Charlie (Spc)] says, "I still say it counts."
Alan Taylor [Charlie (Mar)] asks, "Human?"
Curtis Weeter [Charlie (Mar)] asks, "Maybe This Dog has seen some shit. Who gave you the right to judge one of God's creatures?"
Curtis Weeter [Charlie (Mar)] says, "Racist."

Curtis Weeter. #MarineHippie

[Mitchs98]

Alan Taylor [Charlie (Mar)] says, "Curtis doesn't have a survivor, hes got a fucking dog"
Anya Allen [Charlie (Spc)] yells, "It counts!"
Alan Taylor [Charlie (Mar)] shouts, "Curtis, we're on about human survivors for fucks sake!"
Anya Allen [Charlie (Spc)] says, "I still say it counts."
Alan Taylor [Charlie (Mar)] asks, "Human?"
Curtis Weeter [Charlie (Mar)] asks, "Maybe This Dog has seen some shit. Who gave you the right to judge one of God's creatures?"
Curtis Weeter [Charlie (Mar)] says, "Racist."

Curtis Weeter. #MarineHippie

I still say it counts and that Mr. Wiggles should have been backup SL.

[johners12345]

Curtis Weeter
#DropPilot

You slam Khusa Gnomish into the the toilet!
You slam Khusa Gnomish into the the toilet!
You slam Khusa Gnomish into the the toilet!
You slam Khusa Gnomish into the the toilet!
You start to give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!
You slam Khusa Gnomish into the the toilet!
You give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!
You start to give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!
You give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!
You start to give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!
You give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!
You start to give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!
You give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!
You start to give Khusa Gnomish a swirlie!

[RadiantFlash]

I'm not so sure I'd call this a victory...

[Mitchs98]

>Anya SL
>Me, Jacobs, and one other person run after a lone crusher.
>I shoot almost a full mag in under the minute chase.
>Crusher is dead.
>M4 has quickfire, gyroscope, and barrel extender.
>Find out I accidentally shoot Woah Jacobs, our specialists, hand off.
>It's later revealed that it was his 'special' hand.

>Moved the quickfire to back up 44 magnum.

Duh innacuracy is reel.

[Mitchs98]

https://gyazo.com/17f164f2a184da4d5330f328fba24fa7

https://gyazo.com/d3575afeb9a1310287a7b5b2571f35c2

The kickass fort Alpha built was never used, sad face, marines to stronk.

[johners12345]

Marines land on planet

immediately I walk to the NExus and by the land zone entrance 3 marines have face huggers on their face. Immediately than a bomb goes off some where..
This is gonna be hell

[Mac]

Lennox Clarke (CL): "Your crew lacks discipline"
Qunicy Bincy (CO): "Your hair lacks gel"

[Mac]

I know this double post will annoy some of you, so my apologies.

Story of last round:
1) Find a letter saying the CL is supposed to kill the CO and make it look like an accident, also kill the survivors so they don't talk about the xenos.
2) Tell the XO and some other docs about the letter
3) Hear the CO screaming over the radio that the CL is murdering him and removing his headset
4) Find the CL, who promptly runs right to my office (I was the researcher) and inadvertently shows me where he hid the CO who was unconscious but alive. I give him a tricord pill I was carrying for an emergency.
5) Stun the CL and someone (CO? A random marine that was following us) kills him.
6) I have a brilliant idea: Get the CL's id, go to his office with the CL and write a letter (the CO made me write it so I copied the previous letter's format exactly) stating that the CO was killed by the CL and asking what to do next
7) The admins didn't even realize the letter was a lie and thought it genuinely was the truth and sent a PMC to defend the CL
8) PMC bursts into the CL's office where CO and I are still chilling, we get gunned down

Deadchat: Feweh (Pink) gets told the truth about the letter.

[sicktrigger]

i was the pmc leader for that, I wasn't paying attention and thought we were just a regular RT

where'd you stuff the CL's body?

[Mac]

I believe it was somewhere in a maintenance tunnel, but after he was stunned I left the tunnel and his fate was unknown to my character until I died.

[Mitchs98]

When you're having surgery and... ...You hear something about...SHITHEAD

[UnknownMurder]

[Mac]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_PO32nT4g

This announcement reminded me of that video instantly.

[johners12345]

Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (MP)] enunciates, "Mike"
Anya Allen [Sulaco (Mar)] asks, "Huh?"
Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (MP)] enunciates, "I hugged tanya super hard. Thought you should know."
Mike Hernandez [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Fuck you man"
Vassili 'BAR' Rykov [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "What the fuck"
James Catt [Sulaco (Eng)] asks, "What?"
assili 'BAR' Rykov [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Curtis, cut the cancer on your lungs and speak."
James Catt [Sulaco (Eng)] asks, "What is he saying?"

#NeverGonnaDie~

Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (MP)] says, "Mike"

Mike Hernandez [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Hey yo"
Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (MP)] enunciates, "Sam hugged her too."
Curtis Weeter enunciates, "Sam hugged her too."
Mike Hernandez [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "I can understand your fucking tradeband"
Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (MP)] says, "I know"
Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (MP)] says, "And no one else does"
Curtis Weeter [Sulaco (MP)] says, "Thats what makes it awesome"


Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "This is Curtis. Other asshole police please report in"
Tanya 'Aegis' Edenia [MP (MP)] says, "Ahem"
Tanya 'Aegis' Edenia [MP (MP)] says, "I am alive n such"
Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "... As I said. Other asshole police report in.."


Sam 'Green' Greene [MP (MP)] says, "Im alive"
Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "Not for long~"
Curtis Weeter asks, "Sam. wanna play a game?"
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "BBY NO"

Curtis Weeter says, "It's super fun."
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "Last time i heard this i lost a kidnety"
Curtis Weeter says, "Cuff yourself."
Curtis Weeter says, "Nah man trust me"
Curtis Weeter says, "You won't lose any organs"
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "I dont wanna do this"
Sam 'Green' Greene [MP (MP)] says, "Tanya i need an adult please help"
Curtis Weeter says, "Stop being a bitch and do it."

Tanya 'Aegis' Edenia [MP (MP)] asks, "Wat?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas chuckles.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "God fuckin' damn it..."
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "Hey there"
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas passively!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "NO"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "CUTRIS"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "FUCK SAKE"
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "MWHAHAHAHA"
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas aggressively (now hands)!
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
Curtis Weeter has reinforced his grip on Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas (now neck)!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "DO NOT DO I-"
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas passively!
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas aggressively (now hands)!
You start to give Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas a swirlie!
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "QUICK GET HIS KIDNEY"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "I AM BEING ABUSED BY THE MP'S"
You give Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas a swirlie!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "WHAT THE FUCK"
You start to give Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas a swirlie!
You give Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas a swirlie!
You start to give Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas a swirlie!
You slam Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas into the the toilet!
You slam Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas into the the toilet!
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "HAHAH"
You slam Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas into the the toilet!
You give Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas a swirlie!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas [Sulaco (Mar)] shouts, "STOP DUNKING ME IN THE TOILET!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas talks into the marine delta radio headset
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shouts, "STOP DUNKING ME IN THE TOILET!"
Sam 'Green' Greene says, "JESUS CHRIST"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "HELP THE MP'S ARE BULLYING ME"

Sam 'Green' Greene says, "Hes doen"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas [Sulaco (Mar)] exclaims, "JUST LIKE GRADE SCHOOL!"