Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by RadiantFlash » 02 Nov 2015, 01:21

>Axel walks into briefing with a pack of smokes
>Takes off his helmet while lighting a cigarette
>Instantly gets 6+ comments on his hair.
>Narrows eyes and silently curses Jim "twitch" Sanders.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Westhybrid » 02 Nov 2015, 02:58

The floor is lava.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Shadow » 02 Nov 2015, 15:27

>Alpha Lead Wrenley C. Alchire
>Halloween map.
>We deploy, and it's going good, we hit planet and I as field commander of all the ground teams, take point.
>Walk into manor, successfully dodge spooders.
>let marines deal with it
>start clearing upper floor, jumped by three faithless, beat into crit and begin dying
>Medics stabilize me, I refuse to go to the Sulaco, start commanding my troops, while limping about
>Find out surgery it's breached, begin planting the explosives on bookcases to blow open the entry.
>Aliens begin assaulting, I yell for everyone to back away as I plant c4, spec shoots me with SADAR
>die
>wasn't round end, but I feel out should have ended there. As it was, I got cloned twice, and commanded my teams until only five were left, having died twice by this point, and then we retreated to the Sulaco, and holding the bridge, successfully repelling the aliens long enough to board the shuttle. Of course, without me, cuz I died.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Derpislav » 02 Nov 2015, 16:07

>Shuttle goes down accessed by the queen
>We fight for our honour.jpg
>The first shot fired from the SADAR breaches the planet
>Marines suffocate on the way up, and the only thing separating all aliens that the airflow smashed into a single tile near a window is a table
>One of them loslashes table
>It's raining men and aliens so hard they end up in the walls
>PMC russkies arrive
>Rush into hanger yelling ahnuuuu
>Shuttle arrives, change in pressure forces them to the floor
>ZAS being the capitalistic pig it is keeps PMC on the floor for the entire duration of the round left, while aliens get up from time to time and slash them
>Igor Igorovich Igorovosky stammers: Ch-he-e-ek-k-i...
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MrGabol100 » 02 Nov 2015, 16:14

Derpislav wrote:>Shuttle goes down accessed by the queen
>We fight for our honour.jpg
>The first shot fired from the SADAR breaches the planet
>Marines suffocate on the way up, and the only thing separating all aliens that the airflow smashed into a single tile near a window is a table
>One of them loslashes table
>It's raining men and aliens so hard they end up in the walls
>PMC russkies arrive
>Rush into hanger yelling ahnuuuu
>Shuttle arrives, change in pressure forces them to the floor
>ZAS being the capitalistic pig it is keeps PMC on the floor for the entire duration of the round left, while aliens get up from time to time and slash them
>Igor Igorovich Igorovosky stammers: Ch-he-e-ek-k-i...
Br-re-e-ek-k-i...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mac » 02 Nov 2015, 16:19

Derpislav wrote: >ZAS being the capitalistic pig it is keeps PMC on the floor for the entire duration of the round left, while aliens get up from time to time and slash them
This made me crack up so hard.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 02 Nov 2015, 21:43

>ANYA ALLEN, BLOND-BEARD

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Post by Mitchs98 » 02 Nov 2015, 23:28

ChickenShizNit8 wrote:>ANYA ALLEN, BLOND-BEARD

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I legitamately hated that pirate radio, lmfao... so much confusion...especially people not knowing medevial lore and not knowing what a plague doctor was..ergh.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Veradox » 03 Nov 2015, 19:22

>all fun and games until you pierce an artery

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Post by Mitchs98 » 03 Nov 2015, 22:58

Warning: Massive amount of pics incoming. They are in order, so click them, in order to get the entire story. My log file didn't work so well so... Jeffy the Ginger Snail, is born.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 03 Nov 2015, 23:58

Jeffy is my baby snail pet now

LONG LIVE THE GINGER PRINCE!
"I swear to the good god-damn lord above, if you call me "Ginger" one more fucking time!"

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Voldirs » 04 Nov 2015, 02:25

Dam' snowflakish dialogues

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mitchs98 » 04 Nov 2015, 15:42

ChickenShizNit8 wrote:Jeffy is my baby snail pet now

LONG LIVE THE GINGER PRINCE!
Jeffy the Ginger Snail shall be the Sulacos mascot. It shall be done.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MrGabol100 » 04 Nov 2015, 15:48

So much special snowflakes that I can almost see the special snow mantle over the mountain.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mitchs98 » 04 Nov 2015, 15:50

MrGabol100 wrote:So much special snowflakes that I can almost see the special snow mantle over the mountain.
Yes, I am a special snow flake. HAO MAY I HALP YOU?

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Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 04 Nov 2015, 16:26

Don't call people snowflakes, you'll summon a wild SAS
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MrGabol100 » 04 Nov 2015, 16:43

JK, you little flakes of snow.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mitchs98 » 04 Nov 2015, 16:44

MrGabol100 wrote:JK, you little flakes of snow.
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Post by johners12345 » 04 Nov 2015, 16:45

Mitchs98 wrote:Snip
Oh boy.. Someone flirting with Weeter's girl...

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Post by Mitchs98 » 04 Nov 2015, 16:47

johners12345 wrote: Oh boy.. Someone flirting with Weeter's girl...

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LOL. That's..more or less exactly what I imagined, lmfao.

Bigby beat a dude for flirting with Mel. That pic would be the equiviliant of what Weeter would do, 100%

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Post by MrGabol100 » 04 Nov 2015, 16:47

johners12345 wrote: Oh boy.. Someone flirting with Weeter's girl...

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Weeter likes the russín dong.

Anyone can get into your snowflakey relationships anytime he wants IC, whatcha gonna do about that, huh? HUH?

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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MrGabol100 wrote: Weeter likes the russín dong.

Anyone can get into your snowflakey relationships anytime he wants IC, whatcha gonna do about that, huh? HUH?
Oh, only beat your characters head in every time they're seen within five tiles of Anya

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Post by MrGabol100 » 04 Nov 2015, 17:19

Mitchs98 wrote: Oh, only beat your characters head in every time they're seen within five tiles of Anya
10/10 meme, Johners' a sissypuss, so is weeter, not enough testosterone to tap F so many times to get to harm mode.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mac » 04 Nov 2015, 17:20

I do believe a challenge has been issued ^
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