Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[DernSquirres]

The station was destoyed by the nuclear blast!

Dean Werner [Alpha Squad] says, "Anyone! Tell me, what's wrong?! Alpha? Janis?! Waits?! ALPHAAA!"

[UnknownMurder]

Metal Gear Solid Franchise it is then.

[Doctor Clockwork]

Found this when I looked up Apophis.

Are we shipping Unknown and Apop now?

[xomega000x]

Fuk u invisi men 4 life. Aliens should know not to fuck with invisi men

To be honest that was a really sad round, I was the first Queen that round.

After you sent the fist HiT and Invisible frooks, I understood, but then you sent 99 battalions of Death Squads with Invis again.

One thing that really got on my nerves was the fact that we weren't even able to hit them whilst they were standing up, we managed only to kill two out of six or whatever.

At the end, my Ravagers got slaughtered by the invisible doods due to the not being able to claw them and what-not.

Another kinda funny thing was that they sent 8 HiT at the end, to be sure Xenos won't win.

An event that could've been cool, but turned out to be a cringe for Xenos.

[Xenos are THIS OP lol.]

This Is what a Praetorian said to me this round.

"Praetor: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

[CampinKiller]

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[UnknownMurder]

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[xomega000x]

Lawl, that beats my moment by a mile.

[CampinKiller]

A xeno describing my suicide:

Hivemind, alien warrior (570) hisses, "somehow it got its rock throwing thigny and threw it at himself"

[UnknownMurder]

Ron Alfred [Marine Command] (Intercepted) says, "Get to the medbay if you're infected. I think you may be a father."

[Mewth]

holy wow

[UnknownMurder]

During the Titanic Event, Grant Smith, aka Shotgunbill, whom was playing the piano to the end while I, the Meteor (iceberg) blew him up, and told everyone never forget the band and called him a Universal Hero.

Two survived the Titanic.

[UnknownMurder]

Micheal Ticker says, "Didn't german and russian troops fight eachother?"
James Flander says, "Michael, shut it. Don't ruin the fun."
James Flander says, "Russians and germans were best friends."
James Flander says, "They both fought against the ottomans."

[HyperPwner]

Another non CM moment

I was a sec officer during a Metro Event (A one-off event where radiation belts happen a lot, and spiders are spawned outside maint vents. The idea was grab resources and survive until the shuttle arrives. Everything started normally (belts come later on) and then we got the warning. Cue everyone in sec stockpiling weapons into the roomy maint tunnel we have and me in riot gear stopping assistants from rushing security. Eventually, we all calmed down and I was voted lead scavenger of security station. I do quite well, and we work with cargo, engineering and science. All of a sudden, the leader of science is dead (leading to it being fortified and becoming a nazi base), medical is a dead zone (lack of maint tunnels and a spider nest), cargo becomes independent and engineering is being attacked by everyone. Tcomms goes down due to admins being cool and is intermittent in what can be broadcasted. We team up with cargonia and fight off the sci nazis with their mechs. We then fight over medbay, and eventually fall back due to spiders. Sci agrees to clear the nest out with flamethrowers and then we'll continue the battle with cargo supplies.
Suddenly, engineering sends this out over the radios.
"Umm... Someone's blown up the supermatter..."
Cue full out war with Science, culminating in sec and every other place fighting with science over the nuke. Had the admins not sent a shuttle, we'd have killed each other.

[DernSquirres]

-snip-

This sounds fucking awesome.

[UnknownMurder]

Hivemind, alien queen hisses, "You cannot swallow them?"

[Ghostdex]

So i got a few moments to share today.

Moment 1: in short aliens stormed to sulaco killed everyone the queen had the commander spared so she could eat him the commander shoved a bomb down the queen's throat and well the poor queen went boom well i mean BOOOOM everywhere and well as a loyal ravanger i decapitated the commander

Moment 2: I started the rebellion and led men against Napolean who took the commander hostage and had a loyal LO with him on the bridge and Napolean threatened to call HiT he never did and the marines stormed the bridge and i got the kill on Napolean and then no one thought the LO was loyal to Napolean and welp it ended with a round restart

Moment 3: Commander made a bad breif had man executed so Alpha along with me from bravo did mass suicide 15 dead i believe

Welp GG

[johners12345]

Not sure If I told. People talked of sexy times with aliens. I call for class a amnesiac fluid released in air for centcom,. Hit called.. They kill the pervs after the marines kill me.

[MrJJJ]

I still cant breath XD

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[UnknownMurder]

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I have decided to stick this, and changed the name.

[MrJJJ]

The Good,The Bad,The Ugly (from top to bottom)

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[Redfield5]

[johners12345]

Had the first happen to me once. It was a captain,mp,lo and alpha squad leader. We killed 3 praetorians from that position and made it to the shuttle before we were rushed by all the aliums on the server and cut to pieces..

[coroneljones]

the Angry Deef Ripley attempted to Deefclamp dem...It fehiled

[UnknownMurder]

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[HyperPwner]

That moment when ERT are needed, but they arrive a few minutes too late because some dipshit fired an ion rifle and EMP'd the stun revolvers.