Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[MrGabol100]

I do believe a challenge has been issued ^

Sorry m81, I have exams. Maybe tomorrow.

[johners12345]

10/10 meme, Johners' a sissypuss, so is weeter, not enough testosterone to tap F so many times to get to harm mode.

D'aawwe Commie bear <3 Trying to challenge me

[MrGabol100]

D'aawwe Commie bear <3 Trying to challenge me

Sore thumb?

[johners12345]

Sore thumb?

Looks more like a penis

[MrGabol100]

Looks more like a penis

Thanks captain obvious!

NSFW (Very small levels)

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[johners12345]

Thanks captain obvious!

NSFW (Very small levels)

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Sorry. All I hear is Roaring with a deep russian accent.

[MrGabol100]

Sorry. All I hear is Roaring with a deep russian accent.

Ah nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[johners12345]

Ah nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Litteraly Commie bear right now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jush829Cg4

[MrGabol100]

Litteraly Commie bear right now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jush829Cg4

LMFAO, At 1:54 he did the techno viking.

Edit: Oh... Wait... Also, video is fake, they are not screaming stalker phrases or "RUSH B CYKA" all over the place.

[johners12345]

Curtis Weeter whispers, "IF ya need a personal body guard, I'm always here to protect.. and WATCH your ass.."
Degei Khan honks.
Casca 'Legs' Orivanna says, "Har har"
Curtis Weeter winks before walking off
Anya Allen smirks


HOW HAS CURTIS NOT GOTTEN A PRIZE YET!? xD

Artyrial Loudain [MP (MP)] says, "The prisoner somehow lost his hand"
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "Damn"
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "People and hands"
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "Always jerking off"
Anya Allen [MP (CO)] says, "Arty, stop shooting people with beanbags already."
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] asks, "Hah. Get it?"

SERIOUSLY?! NO PRIZE YET!~?


Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "... Anya made a move on me while we were in france.."
Anya Allen [MP (CO)] says, "...Correction, you tried to hop into my bed and I kicked you in the stomach off of it."
Artyrial Loudain [MP (MP)] asks, "Over the snails?"
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "She penetrated me with her foot. It was kinky."

[Mitchs98]

Lol. Last round was really 10/10 all around.

[Expired Torpedo]

I do believe a challenge has been issued ^

shots have been fired. multiple times

[Bachri]

https://gyazo.com/acadd914f06a10ff3005ed908bda2a58

[MrGabol100]

Unrelated

[LordLoko]

Litteraly Commie bear right now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jush829Cg4

Bitch please

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Damn.....the Charlie curse.

[Allan1234]

Curtis Weeter whispers, "IF ya need a personal body guard, I'm always here to protect.. and WATCH your ass.."
Degei Khan honks.
Casca 'Legs' Orivanna says, "Har har"
Curtis Weeter winks before walking off
Anya Allen smirks


HOW HAS CURTIS NOT GOTTEN A PRIZE YET!? xD

Artyrial Loudain [MP (MP)] says, "The prisoner somehow lost his hand"
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "Damn"
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "People and hands"
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "Always jerking off"
Anya Allen [MP (CO)] says, "Arty, stop shooting people with beanbags already."
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] asks, "Hah. Get it?"

SERIOUSLY?! NO PRIZE YET!~?


Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "... Anya made a move on me while we were in france.."
Anya Allen [MP (CO)] says, "...Correction, you tried to hop into my bed and I kicked you in the stomach off of it."
Artyrial Loudain [MP (MP)] asks, "Over the snails?"
Curtis Weeter [MP (Mar)] says, "She penetrated me with her foot. It was kinky."

CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU WIN A PERMA BAN FOR ERP!!!!! Come on down to your nearest admin to pick up your prize!

[MrGabol100]

CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU WIN A PERMA BAN FOR ERP!!!!! Come on down to your nearest admin to pick up your prize!

Admin-train has no brakes, yooooo!!!!!

*Rides away in the admin train back seats with SAS on the front putting coal made of user dreams into it*
Edit:


>Check Johners profile.
>Last posts.
>Tfw ban appeal.
>Proceed to kek.

[Mitchs98]

https://gyazo.com/d34fc5f4c5c420a3dfa278f2bbb110db

It's beautiful.

[xomega000x]

When you pick squad-leader but you haven't played the new map ever in your life.
"Private, where's the damn... Uhh... Corporate Dome!"
"To your left, sir..."
"RIGHT!"
lmao

[johners12345]

Snip

Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] yells, "H-HE THREW A FUCKING KNIFE INTO MY DICK!"

IN Memorium Of Weeter's crotch.


Curtis Weeter says, "Casca..."
Davis Payne exclaims, "Tanya!"
Curtis Weeter says, "Theres a knife in my dick.."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "What?"
Curtis Weeter says, "Please.. Help.."
Casca 'Legs' Orivanna says, "Erm.. just.. hold still"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas sighs.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shakes Curtis Weeter trying to wake him up!
Casca 'Legs' Orivanna shouts, "MORON STOP!"
Casca 'Legs' Orivanna [Sulaco (MT)] shouts, "YOUR WORSENING HIS WOUNDS YOU STUPID CUNT XO!"
Davis Payne says, "If we pull it out you will start bleeding."
Davis Payne says, "Knife in this guy's dick."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez [MP (MP)] says, "Grab him don't drag him"
Curtis Weeter says, "T-Theres a knife in my dick.."
Davis Payne [Sulaco (XO)] says, "I'm actually not."
Casca 'Legs' Orivanna says, "Ugh... Curtis, I have this.."
Curtis Weeter says, "... I didn't want you touching it t-this way.."

LOOC: Curtis Weeter: BA-DUM-TISH

[UnknownMurder]

LOOC: Curtis Weeter: BA-DUM-TISH

No aftermath?

[johners12345]

Snip

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas- I fucked Anya.. With my mixtape

*later on*

Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] stammers, "I-It's o-o-o-okay bigby"
Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] stutters, "I-I-I-i f-fucked M-M-Mel.."
Bigby''Pyro'' Farkas [MP (MP)] asks, "WHAT?"
Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] stammers, "S-S-S-s-suck o-on th-that.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas [MP (MP)] says, "ALRIGHT CURTIS, I WAS ATLEAST MAKING A BLATENT JOKE."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas [MP (MP)] asks, "BUT YOU /WHAT/?"
Charlie Bennett [MP (CT)] shouts, "What a twist!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas [MP (MP)] exclaims, "FUCK OFF CHARLIE!"
Charlie Bennett [MP (CT)] says, "Awhh..."

[johners12345]

No aftermath?

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "CURTIS YOU PUNK BITCH!"

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "CHARLIE"

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stares.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Curtis"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "This means death"
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "And we both know it."
Curtis Weeter says, "I just wanna chat.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Chat?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas asks, "CHAT?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "YOU LITTLE PRICK"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "WE CNA'T CHAT NOW"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "OH NO."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "THIS IS FUCKING ON NOW WEETER"
Curtis Weeter says, "... I'll give ya some time to calm down.."

You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas exclaims, "WEETER YOU SPEAKY CUNT I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "AHHHH"
You put the stunbaton into MP Belt.
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas passively!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas passively!
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas aggressively (now hands)!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Get your fucking hands off me Weeter!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stares.
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "What's up?"
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Tanya"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas is having trouble keeping their eyes open.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stammers, "L-Let m-me o-o-out"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stammers, "R-Right n-now"
Curtis Weeter says, "Don't worry 'bout it"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas attempts to unbuckle themself!
Curtis Weeter says, "Just a intervention."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Sooooo what happened?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stutters, "I'LL F-FUCKING KILL Y-YOU C-C-CURTIS!"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "JUST A INTERVENTION!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stutters, "Y-YOU D-DON'T TOUCH MELISSA YOU C-CUNT!"
Curtis Weeter says, "I didn't touch her."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "I WILL KILL YOU, I'LL STRANGLE YOUR PARENTS"

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "THIS IS THE END OF THIS SHIT CURTIS"
Curtis Weeter says, "My mom is dead."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas attempts to unbuckle themself!

Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "So what happened?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "WELL WHOHPTY FUCKING DOO CURTIS"
Curtis Weeter says, "Don't worry 'bout it."
Curtis Weeter says, "So bigby.."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "....I think i should"
Curtis Weeter says, "Lets talk this out.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shakes wildly in the bed, pulling wildly on the cuffs.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "I WILL BREAK OUT OF THESE CUFFS"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Were you beating him?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "AND I'LL SHOVE THE CHAINS DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECK CURTIS"
Curtis Weeter says, "Nah"
Curtis Weeter says, "I just nearly died."
Omar Bratton [MP (XO)] says, "MP's Pedro is trying to break into my office. Please arrest him."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas manages to unbuckle themself!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas unbuckled !
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Curtis Weeter asks, "So mind dealing with that tanya?"
Curtis Weeter asks, "Pwease?"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Hm?"
Curtis Weeter says, "The XO's call."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "Ah"
Gari Weinstein points to Pedro David
Recording started.
Curtis Weeter says, "Take two.."
Curtis Weeter says, "So.. Bigby."
Curtis Weeter asks, "Do you feel that your problems lie.. With your parents?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas drives his fists into the wall again, nothing but red anger.
Curtis Weeter says, "..."
Curtis Weeter says, "Subject shows anger at mention of parents"
Curtis Weeter says, "Possibly daddy issues.,"
Curtis Weeter says, "Now.."
Curtis Weeter says, "Bigby.."

Curtis Weeter asks, "Do you believe you are angry at yourself?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas smashes the cuffs against the lockers edge, his eyes looking like death.
Curtis Weeter says, "Subject shows extreme anger when mentioned of self. Possible suicidal tendencies."
Curtis Weeter says, "Now bigby.."
Curtis Weeter asks, "Do you believe you are angry at Melissa or Anya?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas puts his finger tips into the door, straining himself heavily, attempting to open the door.

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas yells, "I'M GONNA' RIP YOUR SPINE OUT YOUR ASS WEETER!"
Curtis Weeter says, "Subject being aggressive.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas leans against the door, all six feet of ginger anger pushing agains the door, his face red and his neck strained.
Curtis Weeter says, "Reccomend a dose of chill the fuck out.."
Curtis Weeter says, "Now bigby.."
Curtis Weeter says, "When do you believe the issue started"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas rams against the door with his shoulder.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shouts, "CURTIS SO FUCKIN' HELP ME!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas smashed the light!
Curtis Weeter says, ".. SUbject showing violence.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas kicks the door, jumping at it, ramming it wildly.
Curtis Weeter says, "Recommend.. Time out.."
Curtis Weeter says, "We... Will continue this later.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas yells, "CURTIS!"
Curtis Weeter asks, "Continuing... Subject has attempted to barricad themselves.. Now bigby.. Do you hate yourself?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas leans against the locker, dead-eyeing Curtis.
Curtis Weeter says, ".. Subject silent.."
You put the stunbaton into MP Belt.
Curtis Weeter asks, "Do you.. hate Me?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas continues to stare, silent.
Curtis Weeter says, "Subject unresponsive..."
Curtis Weeter says, "The sooner you cooperate the sooner you get out."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stares.
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez [MP (MP)] says, "Curtis stop fuckin' around"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez [MP (MP)] says, "Get on patrol"
Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "I'm not. This is serious."
Curtis Weeter says, "Now.."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez [MP (MP)] says, "Ehhh"
Curtis Weeter asks, "What do you believe is the root of your issues?"
Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "A friendship hangs in the balance"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stares at Weeter, his knuckles white, fists clenched.
Curtis Weeter says, "Come on Bigby.."
Curtis Weeter says, "We can chat this out"
Curtis Weeter says, "Or continue until we are dishonorably discharged.."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "You're covered in blood"
Curtis Weeter says, "Oh.."
Curtis Weeter asks, "Ready to talk?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas leans in the dark corner, staring at Curtis.
Curtis Weeter has been attacked in the head with light bulb by Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas!
Your head hurts.
Curtis Weeter says, "A--a-ah"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "HES GONE FEREL!"
Curtis Weeter yells, "KILL IT!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "God dammit"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "LET ME"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shouts, "THE FUCK OUT!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Why is he in there?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "HE SAID HE FUCKED MEL"
Curtis Weeter yells, "Hes fucking insane!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "AND HE THREW ME IN HERE"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas exclaims, "I DID NOTHING YO UCUNT!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "What?"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "HES CRAZY!"
Curtis Weeter yells, "No!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Why is he in here and not in one of the other cells?"
Curtis Weeter exclaims, "I'm not leaving a crazy guy here!"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "Cause Medical will just let him go!"
Curtis Weeter exclaims, "And Than He'll come and fucking kill me!"
Curtis Weeter exclaims, "As you just saw!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas leans back in the corner, eyeing down Curti
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Why did you put him in here?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Damn right Curtis."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "You brought this on yourself."
Curtis Weeter shouts, "Cause I wanted to talk things out!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "About what/"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "?"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "Our hate for eachother!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Curt said he fucked Melissa."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Why'd you put him in here though?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "THAT'S what it's about"
Curtis Weeter yells, "YOU SAID YOU FUCKED ANYA!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "I SIAD I HIT HER"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "WITH MY MIXTAPE"
Curtis Weeter yells, "THATS EVEN WORSE!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez sighs.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas yells, "IT WAS A SIMPLE JOKE YOU BLACK-HAIRD CUNT!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shouts, "I'LL FUCKING SKIN YOU ALIVE WEETER!"
Curtis Weeter exclaims, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GINGER BITCH!"
Curtis Weeter says, "Now buddy.."
Curtis Weeter says, "I see we misunderstood each other.."
Curtis Weeter says, "So lets talk this out.."
Curtis Weeter says, "See"
Curtis Weeter says, "We can exist in the same room without killing eachother.."

[TheCubscout]

Too much foul language.