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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mitchs98 » 10 Nov 2015, 11:01

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Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "CURTIS YOU PUNK BITCH!"

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "CHARLIE"

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stares.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Curtis"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "This means death"
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "And we both know it."
Curtis Weeter says, "I just wanna chat.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Chat?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas asks, "CHAT?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "YOU LITTLE PRICK"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "WE CNA'T CHAT NOW"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "OH NO."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "THIS IS FUCKING ON NOW WEETER"
Curtis Weeter says, "... I'll give ya some time to calm down.."

You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas exclaims, "WEETER YOU SPEAKY CUNT I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "AHHHH"
You put the stunbaton into MP Belt.
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas passively!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas passively!
Curtis Weeter has grabbed Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas aggressively (now hands)!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Get your fucking hands off me Weeter!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stares.
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "What's up?"
You hear a click from the bottom of the door.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Tanya"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas is having trouble keeping their eyes open.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stammers, "L-Let m-me o-o-out"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stammers, "R-Right n-now"
Curtis Weeter says, "Don't worry 'bout it"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas attempts to unbuckle themself!
Curtis Weeter says, "Just a intervention."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Sooooo what happened?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stutters, "I'LL F-FUCKING KILL Y-YOU C-C-CURTIS!"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "JUST A INTERVENTION!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stutters, "Y-YOU D-DON'T TOUCH MELISSA YOU C-CUNT!"
Curtis Weeter says, "I didn't touch her."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "I WILL KILL YOU, I'LL STRANGLE YOUR PARENTS"

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "THIS IS THE END OF THIS SHIT CURTIS"
Curtis Weeter says, "My mom is dead."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas attempts to unbuckle themself!

Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "So what happened?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "WELL WHOHPTY FUCKING DOO CURTIS"
Curtis Weeter says, "Don't worry 'bout it."
Curtis Weeter says, "So bigby.."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "....I think i should"
Curtis Weeter says, "Lets talk this out.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shakes wildly in the bed, pulling wildly on the cuffs.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "I WILL BREAK OUT OF THESE CUFFS"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Were you beating him?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "AND I'LL SHOVE THE CHAINS DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECK CURTIS"
Curtis Weeter says, "Nah"
Curtis Weeter says, "I just nearly died."
Omar Bratton [MP (XO)] says, "MP's Pedro is trying to break into my office. Please arrest him."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas manages to unbuckle themself!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas unbuckled !
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Curtis Weeter asks, "So mind dealing with that tanya?"
Curtis Weeter asks, "Pwease?"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Hm?"
Curtis Weeter says, "The XO's call."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "Ah"
Gari Weinstein points to Pedro David
Recording started.
Curtis Weeter says, "Take two.."
Curtis Weeter says, "So.. Bigby."
Curtis Weeter asks, "Do you feel that your problems lie.. With your parents?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas drives his fists into the wall again, nothing but red anger.
Curtis Weeter says, "..."
Curtis Weeter says, "Subject shows anger at mention of parents"
Curtis Weeter says, "Possibly daddy issues.,"
Curtis Weeter says, "Now.."
Curtis Weeter says, "Bigby.."

Curtis Weeter asks, "Do you believe you are angry at yourself?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas smashes the cuffs against the lockers edge, his eyes looking like death.
Curtis Weeter says, "Subject shows extreme anger when mentioned of self. Possible suicidal tendencies."
Curtis Weeter says, "Now bigby.."
Curtis Weeter asks, "Do you believe you are angry at Melissa or Anya?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas puts his finger tips into the door, straining himself heavily, attempting to open the door.

Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas yells, "I'M GONNA' RIP YOUR SPINE OUT YOUR ASS WEETER!"
Curtis Weeter says, "Subject being aggressive.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas leans against the door, all six feet of ginger anger pushing agains the door, his face red and his neck strained.
Curtis Weeter says, "Reccomend a dose of chill the fuck out.."
Curtis Weeter says, "Now bigby.."
Curtis Weeter says, "When do you believe the issue started"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas rams against the door with his shoulder.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shouts, "CURTIS SO FUCKIN' HELP ME!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas smashed the light!
Curtis Weeter says, ".. SUbject showing violence.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas kicks the door, jumping at it, ramming it wildly.
Curtis Weeter says, "Recommend.. Time out.."
Curtis Weeter says, "We... Will continue this later.."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas yells, "CURTIS!"
Curtis Weeter asks, "Continuing... Subject has attempted to barricad themselves.. Now bigby.. Do you hate yourself?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas leans against the locker, dead-eyeing Curtis.
Curtis Weeter says, ".. Subject silent.."
You put the stunbaton into MP Belt.
Curtis Weeter asks, "Do you.. hate Me?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas continues to stare, silent.
Curtis Weeter says, "Subject unresponsive..."
Curtis Weeter says, "The sooner you cooperate the sooner you get out."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stares.
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez [MP (MP)] says, "Curtis stop fuckin' around"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez [MP (MP)] says, "Get on patrol"
Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "I'm not. This is serious."
Curtis Weeter says, "Now.."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez [MP (MP)] says, "Ehhh"
Curtis Weeter asks, "What do you believe is the root of your issues?"
Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "A friendship hangs in the balance"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas stares at Weeter, his knuckles white, fists clenched.
Curtis Weeter says, "Come on Bigby.."
Curtis Weeter says, "We can chat this out"
Curtis Weeter says, "Or continue until we are dishonorably discharged.."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "You're covered in blood"
Curtis Weeter says, "Oh.."
Curtis Weeter asks, "Ready to talk?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas leans in the dark corner, staring at Curtis.
Curtis Weeter has been attacked in the head with light bulb by Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas!
Your head hurts.
Curtis Weeter says, "A--a-ah"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "HES GONE FEREL!"
Curtis Weeter yells, "KILL IT!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "God dammit"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "LET ME"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shouts, "THE FUCK OUT!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Why is he in there?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "HE SAID HE FUCKED MEL"
Curtis Weeter yells, "Hes fucking insane!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "AND HE THREW ME IN HERE"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas exclaims, "I DID NOTHING YO UCUNT!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "What?"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "HES CRAZY!"
Curtis Weeter yells, "No!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Why is he in here and not in one of the other cells?"
Curtis Weeter exclaims, "I'm not leaving a crazy guy here!"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "Cause Medical will just let him go!"
Curtis Weeter exclaims, "And Than He'll come and fucking kill me!"
Curtis Weeter exclaims, "As you just saw!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas leans back in the corner, eyeing down Curti
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Why did you put him in here?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Damn right Curtis."
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "You brought this on yourself."
Curtis Weeter shouts, "Cause I wanted to talk things out!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez says, "About what/"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "?"
Curtis Weeter shouts, "Our hate for eachother!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "Curt said he fucked Melissa."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez asks, "Why'd you put him in here though?"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "THAT'S what it's about"
Curtis Weeter yells, "YOU SAID YOU FUCKED ANYA!
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "I SIAD I HIT HER"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas says, "WITH MY MIXTAPE"
Curtis Weeter yells, "THATS EVEN WORSE!"
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez sighs.
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas yells, "IT WAS A SIMPLE JOKE YOU BLACK-HAIRD CUNT!"
Bigby ''Pyro'' Farkas shouts, "I'LL FUCKING SKIN YOU ALIVE WEETER!"
Curtis Weeter exclaims, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GINGER BITCH!"
Curtis Weeter says, "Now buddy.."
Curtis Weeter says, "I see we misunderstood each other.."
Curtis Weeter says, "So lets talk this out.."
Curtis Weeter says, "See"
Curtis Weeter says, "We can exist in the same room without killing eachother.."
I miss a lot after two days of in-activity it seems...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 10 Nov 2015, 13:35

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Someone failed to throw grenades.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

Good hunting.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 10 Nov 2015, 16:36

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by RadiantFlash » 11 Nov 2015, 19:45

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This is   Alex Strife!
He is wearing   a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing   a labcoat.
He has   a medical satchel on his back.
He is holding   Phoron (7.8 units) pill in his left hand.
He has   some latex gloves on his hands.
He has   a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing   some white shoes on his feet.
He has   Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has   a medical radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   Alex Strife's ID Card (Doctor).
Physical status: [Active] 

This is   Axel Strife!
He is wearing   a chief medical officer's jumpsuit.
He has   a leather satchel on his back.
He has   some latex gloves on his hands.
He has   Combat Lifesaver Bag about his waist.
He is wearing   some brown shoes on his feet.
He has   Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has   a chief medical officer's headset on his left ear.
He is wearing   PDA-Axel Strife (Chief Medical Officer).
Physical status: [Active] 
Medical records: [View] [Add comment] 
  
*---------*

*---------*
Alex Strife asks, "Father.. Is that you?"
LOOC: Axel Strife: ...What in the nine hells?
William Tennant  [Sulaco (CO)] shouts, "Move it, get to briefing, mairnes. C'mon!"
LOOC: Axel Strife: I am completely floored right now...
LOOC: Alex Strife: Watch as everyone gets confused.
Axel Strife asks, "Uh... hello?"
LOOC: Axel Strife: No, it's not watch,
LOOC: Axel Strife: They WILL be confused.
Alex Strife yells, "Father... I'm here, I will surpass you!"
LOOC: Axel Strife: even I'm confused!
Fitz 'Cyclop' Reid  [Command (SL)] asks, "Gibbson?"
Axel Strife says, "Right..."
Axel Strife says, "Good luck with that."
Axel Strife shakes his head.
Now, to watch the hilarity insue.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 12 Nov 2015, 15:41

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I tricked a hunter into getting it self trapped in brig.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

Good hunting.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Siserith Vassada » 12 Nov 2015, 19:15

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Image

I tricked a hunter into getting it self trapped in brig.
anything happen after?


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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 13 Nov 2015, 17:52

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They are FUCKED.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

Good hunting.

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Post by MrGabol100 » 13 Nov 2015, 18:18

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Image

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They are FUCKED.
tfw sentries, reinforced walls, plasteel barriers, smartgunners still alive from surface, snipers, a lot of attachments for all the marines, most of good players connected, all SLs being heard, and electrified grilles.

Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'Breach the Sulaco bridge'.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mattmaster77 » 14 Nov 2015, 06:51

So a quick background knowledge of what went down: The Marines were starting a riot after a Marine spec put lipstick on another male Marine spec, brawl ensues and the Alpha SL and I of that round became enemies I guess, due to the fact that there were no MPs that round and no command staff as well, Apop spawns in as a security borg and suppresses the riot, SL being in cuffs, I decided to drag him around the Sulaco since he fired a pistol at me, but missed horribly, and I smash his face into a reinforced window once. Later on the SL gotten his legs (both) broken by the borg, with me watching. Later on the Borg finds me walking into medbay and says I was to be punished.

This is where the moment starts:

Security Robot-817 states, "CARL"
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston asks, "Yes?"
Security Robot-817 states, "Further examination of security records"
Security Robot-817 states, "shows you abused him, after he was detained"
Security Robot-817 states, "PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT"
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston says, "He fired a pistol"

This is where I ran away, barely dodging his taser beams and escaping into a locker for a brief moment. But that moment is short lived because he found me.

Security Robot-817 fires the taser gun!
The stun beam misses Carl 'Scorpion' Winston narrowly!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [29/30]
Security Robot-817 is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
Security Robot-817 fires the taser gun!
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston screams!
You have been hit by the stun beam!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [28/30]
Security Robot-817 is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [27/30]
Security Robot-817 is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
Security Robot-817 fires the taser gun!
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston is hit by the stun beam in the chest!
You have been hit by the stun beam!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [26/30]
Security Robot-817 is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [25/30]
The rifle bullet misses Security Robot-817 narrowly!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [24/30]
You're in too much pain to keep going...

I shot him just enough that he didn't execute me on the spot and woke up.

Carl 'Scorpion' Winston asks, "Agree to disagree?"
*---------*
This is Security Robot-817!
It looks severely dented!
Its cover is closed.
*---------*
Security Robot-817 states, "ACTIATED"
Security Robot-817 fires the laser carbine!
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston is hit by the laser in the chest!
You really need some painkillers..
Your chest hurts badly.
You grab the M41A Rifle with both hands.
Security Robot-817 fires the laser carbine!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [23/30]
Security Robot-817 fires the laser carbine!
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston is hit by the laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [22/30]
Security Robot-817 is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [21/30]
Security Robot-817 is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [20/30]
Security Robot-817 is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [19/30]
Security Robot-817 is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [18/30]
The rifle bullet misses Security Robot-817 narrowly!
You fire the M41A Rifle (Wielded)! [17/30]

In short, I unloaded the entire mag into him to make sure the borg was dead, then I made my way to the canteen because there were no docs. When I did make it there, I injected four tricords into me and then I fell down. Then Apop came back as a new borg.

Security Robot-160 states, "CONTINUING PUNISHMENT"
Security Robot-160 fires the laser carbine!
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston is hit by the laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
ecurity Robot-160 fires the laser carbine!
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston is hit by the laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
Security Robot-160 states, "PUNISHMENT COMPLETED"

Little did Apop know that I typed up *deathgasp and survived the lasers.

You are now resting
Host PM from-Apophis775: Props to you. I don't know how you killed the first borg, he had 50 million health...
PM to-Apophis775: LOL
Security Robot-160 [Sulaco] states, "ALL RIOTERS ARE NOW SUBDUED."
Security Robot-160 [Sulaco] states, "RETURNING TO CENTCOM"

Then a medic came into the room and this happened.

Carl 'Scorpion' Winston stammers, "H-H-Hey"
Host PM from-Apophis775: I think, the damage "bypassed" his armor and stuff and hurt his components
Host PM from-Apophis775: Oh you bitch
Marcus Hayes says, "The fuck did you do now.."
PM to-Apophis775: :D
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston stutters, "N-N-Need b-b-burn t-treatment"
Carl 'Scorpion' Winston seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...

This time I really died because admoon kills. Then some fun happened in deadchat.

DEAD: ADMIN(Coroneljones) says, "you cant fool apop with deathgasp,kids"
DEAD: Alien Larva (2) says, "Host PM from-Apophis775: Oh you bitch"
DEAD: Reagan Robertson says, "lol xD"
DEAD: ADMIN(Apophis775) says, "lel."
DEAD: ADMIN(Apophis775) says, "like, SECONDS after the droid left"
DEAD: Alien Larva (2) says, "A medic came in"
DEAD: ADMIN(Apophis775) says, "someone walks in and he's like "YO BRUH, I NEED HELP""
DEAD: Alien Larva (2) says, "Apop got rekt by deathgasp"
[D] OOC: Apophis775: and Deathgasp too OP
[D] OOC: Apophis775: Plz Nerf.

For those who think tl;dr: I was able to fool Apop into thinking I was dead.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mattmaster77 » 14 Nov 2015, 08:32

Jack Knight has disarmed Brooke Winter!
Jack Knight attempted to disarm Brooke Winter!
Brooke Winter attempted to disarm Jack Knight!
Jack Knight has disarmed Brooke Winter!
LOOC: Mattmaster77: This is how the wild retarded Marines mate.
Jack Knight has pushed Brooke Winter!
Alger Robinson (follow) says, "If you two can't control yourselves you can take up janitor duty."
Jack Knight stares.
Jack Knight (follow) growls, "Next..time.."
LOOC: Ikya Railey: Elobrate
LOOC: Mattmaster77: As you can see, the male Marine tries to assert dominance over the female Marine by staring at them
LOOC: Jack Knight: Knight Assertion
LOOC: Arabelle ''Nix'' Liefstadt: and then he gets wrecked, Matt
LOOC: Ikya Railey: Nix who the hell did you mean, I am confused
LOOC: Reagan Robertson: down. get back to the real world please
LOOC: Mattmaster77: Little does he know that she asserts her dominance by shoving him onto a bar of soap repeatedly.
LOOC: Mattmaster77: The mating ritual was disrupted by the command staff and MPs
LOOC: Jack Knight: Tis a shame....our observers will have to record the ritual later..
LOOC: Jack Knight: Next time...On space channel.
LOOC: Arabelle ''Nix'' Liefstadt: Jack, if you're doing the mating ritual you need a Rip-It and a smartgunner.
Kate Braun (follow) [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "Hey hey im here"
Jack Knight (follow) [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "Well shit,gonna need to smoke more then"
Brooke Winter (follow) [Sulaco (Spc)] asks, "Kate, are you delta spec?"
Kate Braun (follow) [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "Yes i am"
Brooke Winter (follow) [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "Shit..."
Reagan Robertson (follow) [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Then get here and be silent"
Brooke Winter (follow) [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "I wanted to steal your coin"
LOOC: Mattmaster77: As you can see, the female Marine tries to bargian for more gear. But is disappointed to find out that she can't.
Brooke Winter (follow) says, "Takes us 4 days to respond"
Brooke Winter (follow) says, "We are a shitty ERT"
LOOC: Mattmaster77: The female Marine is now trying to be a pessimist by saying how late they are.
LOOC: Jack Knight: Tis a side effect of the interrupted mating ritual
LOOC: Jack Knight: Dissapointment and mood swings
LOOC: Mattmaster77: For the females that is.
LOOC: Ikya Railey: What the fuck did I join into
LOOC: Brooke Winter: the side affect for the males is they get c4 strapped to them
LOOC: Jack Knight: Wild nature at its finest
LOOC: Mattmaster77: A Nature documentary
LOOC: Reagan Robertson: someone is touchy

After Briefing.

LOOC: Mattmaster77: The Marines will now have the time to mate unhindered.
LOOC: Mattmaster77: But will they do it.

Later on when they are alone...

LOOC: Mattmaster77: It seems like the Marines now have a chance to mate in the wilds
LOOC: Mattmaster77: with no one to disturb them
Brooke Winter (follow) asks, "Can I have your grenades?"
Jack Knight sighs.
Brooke Winter (follow) asks, "Frags?"
LOOC: Mattmaster77: The Female marine asks for a present from the Male Marine
Brooke Winter (follow) says, "Danke"
LOOC: Mattmaster77: Her request was fullfilled
LOOC: Mattmaster77: The Female Marine lost their helmet in the elements, this is dangerious for her.
Reagan Robertson (follow) asks, "Are you ok brooke?"
Brooke Winter (follow) says, "Great"
Brooke Winter (follow) says, "No"
Brooke Winter (follow) says, "Im not"
Brooke Winter (follow) says, "At all"
LOOC: Mattmaster77: The Female Marine isn't glad to be alive.
LOOC: Mattmaster77: Another effect of not mating.
LOOC: Mattmaster77: The Female Marine is now being attempted to being saved
LOOC: Mattmaster77: By another female Marine
Brooke Winter gasps!
Brooke Winter seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
LOOC: Mattmaster77: And thus the Female Marine has died
LOOC: Mattmaster77: Having no chances to complete the mating ritual
LOOC: Chronx100: Shot by another female, jealous of her mate
LOOC: Mattmaster77: Thus having no chance of offspring
LOOC: Mattmaster77: The other female will now try to make up for the female's death.

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Post by KeyWii » 16 Nov 2015, 15:13

SM hit the Bridge. Again.

It was also right after the CO denied me Bridge Access, so it was kinda fitting.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sadokist » 16 Nov 2015, 15:22

KeyWii wrote:SM hit the Bridge. Again.
Didn't even mention our amazing spess travels? dissapointed in u KeyWii -_-

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by KeyWii » 16 Nov 2015, 15:26

Sadokist wrote: Didn't even mention our amazing spess travels? dissapointed in u KeyWii -_-
I didn't get any pictures ;-;
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 16 Nov 2015, 20:41

Pillbox in Security Room.
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By Alex Graves the Charlie Squad Engineer & Arabelle 'Nix' Liefstadt

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He's the best roleplayer and finest damn man than Woah Jacobs. He saved my life back in the Space 'Nams
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Siserith Vassada » 16 Nov 2015, 21:01

i tried to set up pillboxes once. after surrounding the entire nexus and lz in grilles. it ended with a rocket to the griders two downed turrets and nine dead marines oh and a dead runner. it also fucked two apc's knocking out power to half the grilles

in more info the entire nexus had over twenty sentries all with supercap bats electric grills everywhere in multiple layers. converging fields of fire. mines. everything you could think of.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 16 Nov 2015, 21:16

Update:

I modified the Pillbox.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by CabooseFox » 16 Nov 2015, 21:40

Just got out of a round where all I did was leave the shuttle for two seconds, get insta crited by a Ravager, fixed everyone around me, barely got everyone back to the shuttle and medbay and got fixed. Then when we all went down I dragged a wounded guy back into the shuttle and got pounced by a Hunter before I could leave the shuttle and it carried me back up. Then my surgeon went SSD and I burst. Probably the least luck I've had in a round since I've started playing this server xD
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 17 Nov 2015, 16:17

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Longest round ever.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

Good hunting.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TopHatPenguin » 17 Nov 2015, 16:22

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Longest round ever.
The Sm never exploded though! Glorious.
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That guy called Wooki.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Edgelord » 17 Nov 2015, 18:15

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Someone failed to throw grenades.
*Throws powerpack*
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 19 Nov 2015, 21:07

God I remember that xD Was some funny RP with Curtis, and I am still his... OOC buddy. I have mostly voided the events of that round though.


And Cub, Bigs is a pissed off Ginger/marine, of COURSE it's foul. Please, get the soup cleanse my language ;~;
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Skycave1 » 19 Nov 2015, 22:19

RadiantFlash wrote:>Axel walks into briefing with a pack of smokes
>Takes off his helmet while lighting a cigarette
>Instantly gets 6+ comments on his hair.
>Narrows eyes and silently curses Jim "twitch" Sanders.

At least Axel has fame now. Am I right?
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