Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[MrGabol100]

[KeyWii]

People kept taking their Sentries.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

I forced a queen into walking into a landmine and killed it and a Praet.

[UnknownMurder]

OOC: UnknownMurder: Eh. I don't have the time to play this round. You'll have to get used to unskilled Doctors this time.
{several OOC round rants later}
OOC: SkyeAuroline: >Unskilled doctors
OOC: SkyeAuroline: Nothing is changing then

[UnknownMurder]

Commander has the controls, and demands the Central Command to stand down.



SergeantMuffinMan plays it safe.

[AishaKitty]

Opening an oxygen locker to find a Praetorian, or a Ravager. Happens all the time once they board the Sulaco.

[Egorkor]

shameless self-promotion, asked an engie to fix the tug, she succeeded, rape drive-by train ensued, didn't get any kills though due to marine major, but eh.

then it ran outta juice.

[Disco Dalek]

Had my head ripped off and was cloned from the cadaver of Erik Woodward. From then on, my name was displayed as Erik Woodward. I ran across him when I was walking through briefing. We high fived.

[Arachnidnexus]

Xenomorphs demonstrating superior discipline and lining up ability

[herr_musky]

Xenomorphs demonstrating superior discipline and lining up ability

And then we didn't even make it off of the shuttle.

[Azmodan412]

Playing as CL and seeing a snafu in records. Goes to confront CO about it to come to the brig to sort this out. Fails and the round plays out. CL and XO were arrested for mutiny without being violent at all when the PMC arrived. Somehow the acting CO and CO survivor were arrested/killed and CL/XO back in power, or what passes for power for the CL. Wat.

[RadiantFlash]

HIVEMIND, QUEEN hisses, 'Off the metal bird, make them come to us'
Hivemind, Queen hisses,' They outnumber us andd their metal hive has been surrounded by bullshit'

In reference to electric grilles for days around each dock to the sulaco.

[Releasing]

Victor Kaipov is trying to put some gay thoughts on Melissa Wright

Victor Kaipov is trying to put some anti-weeaboo propaganda on Xin 'Shiroyasha' Sakata

Victor Kaipov is trying to put some loneliness, depression an on Luna 'Snowstorm' Alexander

Thanks, Kaipov.

Edit: Bernard 'Pizza Man' Hoth is trying to put some fake breast implants on Melissa Wright (as Mike Hernandez)

[Mattmaster77]

Xin 'Shiroyasha' Sakata attempts to force Blackjack Fa'jah to swallow Anti-toxins pill (25u).

Xin 'Shiroyasha' Sakata forces Blackjack Fa'jah to swallow Anti-toxins pill (25u).

Blackjack Fa'jah says, "I can swallow on mmy own."

Carl 'Scorps' Winston asks, "Swallow you say?"

Blackjack Fa'jah says, "Shush you."

Carl 'Scorps' Winston says, "We'll see after this op."

Carl 'Scorps' Winston winks.

[Solacian72]

I was an CL a couple of rounds ago..Got a message from Weyland to execute Melissa Wright. I failed at this, but got cloned later on. Obviously, people found out, including Melissa, and let's just say that..they're weren't exactly happy. They talked over MP radio how they're coming to arrest me, so I sent a message to Weyland about it, but as soon as they responded, an MP and the CE barged into my office. Some shots were exchanged, but I of course got detained and died in the medbay because I got shot in the face by a shotgun. THEN, I got cloned again, and they weren't happy again, but right before they arrested me, the round ended.

One of the best and most fun rounds I've ever had as a CE.

[Mattmaster77]

I was an CL a couple of rounds ago..Got a message from Weyland to execute Melissa Wright. I failed at this, but got cloned later on. Obviously, people found out, including Melissa, and let's just say that..they're weren't exactly happy. They talked over MP radio how they're coming to arrest me, so I sent a message to Weyland about it, but as soon as they responded, an MP and the CE barged into my office. Some shots were exchanged, but I of course got detained and died in the medbay because I got shot in the face by a shotgun. THEN, I got cloned again, and they weren't happy again, but right before they arrested me, the round ended.

One of the best and most fun rounds I've ever had as a CE.

Never knew you were both the CE and the CL . Considering I was the acting CE (real CE was a baldie that died, dunno how). I also said to reveal your location, or be lynched, you stood silent, it was a fair offer imo.

I had a shotgun because there was a xeno that bursted from a Marine on Sulaco (killed it with welder with one of my MTs, apparently was the same person who was Melissa) (and no stunning weapons, except for a flash ). Though, what is funny is that you survived two shotgun slugs to the head, and only died in medbay shortly after. I did aim at you first in order for you to stop, but you were the one who fired the first shot, and all shots missed me, funny enough. And if you didn't know how we barged in, I hacked the door behind the bookcase in order to weld the vent in your inner office when there was a claimed larva loose again.

I facedesked hard when I found out you were cloned a second time. Just an FYI, you shouldn't have closed the shutters to your office and made it look suspicious as hell. Though, I am curious how you got the power to the APC in your office back up, because I didn't reactivate it and CLs don't have engineering access.

All in all, that round was a clusterfuck for me, considering there was also a griefer who released phoron in engineering VIA smashing the window in atmos (most likely was banned). You may get to mess with Melissa, but you can't fuck with Carl when he gets involved, she is one of his hug-buddies .

[Azmodan412]

>Me as CL
>Everything going swimmingly.
>CO was a moron and got deposed by survivor and yours truly.
>Xenos attacked
>Everything was offline, according to MOTHER.
>EVERYONE blamed me, except for TWO people
>Hide in a closet while shit fell apart around me
>Somehow sealed in escape pod after closet hiding
>Escapes and chats with someone in a Ripley.
>Round end

[Toroic]

>Me as CL
>Everything going swimmingly.
>CO was a moron and got deposed by survivor and yours truly.
>Xenos attacked
>Everything was offline, according to MOTHER.
>EVERYONE blamed me, except for TWO people
>Hide in a closet while shit fell apart around me
>Somehow sealed in escape pod after closet hiding
>Escapes and chats with someone in a Ripley.
>Round end

>Everything going swimmingly
>Read OOC message about CO ordering people to talk like a pirate
>That's gonna be a mutiny, but business as usual
>Assault the FOB with a bunch of Xenos
>See only 10 marines, some get away
>Fly up on the dropship, fuck ton of marines but minimal defenses
>3 Rav's killing everything
>Send dropship to surface for reinforcements
>Melt through welded doors to cafeteria
>30 marines and a ripley, bullets everywhere
>Marines rush the escape pods, xenos and marine corpses everywhere
>Some leave, xenos move to clean up the survivors, still fighting
>Shiny and Chrome

[Solacian72]

Never knew you were both the CE and the CL . Considering I was the acting CE (real CE was a baldie that died, dunno how). I also said to reveal your location, or be lynched, you stood silent, it was a fair offer imo.

I had a shotgun because there was a xeno that bursted from a Marine on Sulaco (killed it with welder with one of my MTs, apparently was the same person who was Melissa) (and no stunning weapons, except for a flash ). Though, what is funny is that you survived two shotgun slugs to the head, and only died in medbay shortly after. I did aim at you first in order for you to stop, but you were the one who fired the first shot, and all shots missed me, funny enough. And if you didn't know how we barged in, I hacked the door behind the bookcase in order to weld the vent in your inner office when there was a claimed larva loose again.

I facedesked hard when I found out you were cloned a second time. Just an FYI, you shouldn't have closed the shutters to your office and made it look suspicious as hell. Though, I am curious how you got the power to the APC in your office back up, because I didn't reactivate it and CLs don't have engineering access.

All in all, that round was a clusterfuck for me, considering there was also a griefer who released phoron in engineering VIA smashing the window in atmos (most likely was banned). You may get to mess with Melissa, but you can't fuck with Carl when he gets involved, she is one of his hug-buddies .

Yeah, the thing I said about me being CE was a typo, I was probably thinking how I got shot by a shotgun by the CE, but yeah, I was honestly surprised when I got cloned the second time. I even tried to contact WY one more time, but they didn't respond. I don't even know how I got the doors closed, I saw that the power was off and was surprised when the shutters actually closed.

[Releasing]

Thanks, Carl.

[Azmodan412]

Play a Carrier, almost die eighteen times. Think you are immortal.

[monkeysfist101]

My squad dropped in and moved to engineering. We make a peaceful first contact until one of our medic comes by dragging a dead drone. At that point, we decided that we wanted to kill one too. The next few hours, Alpha went on safari and hunted these lizard things to extinction. My character's biggest concerns were ammo and an angry game warden finding out.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Anything familiar to you?

[Mattmaster77]

Thanks, Carl.

To be fair Mel, this was an EXPERIMENTAL engine setup ( since R&D had unlocked the cooler parts), that had 3 more coolers and all of the Nitrogen, heance why I asked if you could get more in req, and when I saw the core, there was a FIRE inside and the core temp was reaching unstable levels, near 700° Kelvin, or roughly 523° Celcius, you also had me go on a improv skit, in which I couldn't check on the core.

You should've also showed the events of everyone trying to salvage the core, and me ODed on Russian Red (roughly 150 units of it...).

[Releasing]

To be fair Mel, this was an EXPERIMENTAL engine setup ( since R&D had unlocked the cooler parts), that had 3 more coolers and all of the Nitrogen, heance why I asked if you could get more in req, and when I saw the core, there was a FIRE inside and the core temp was reaching unstable levels, near 700° Kelvin, or roughly 523° Celcius, you also had me go on a improv skit, in which I couldn't check on the core.

You should've also showed the events of everyone trying to salvage the core, and me ODed on Russian Red (roughly 150 units of it...).

I was already loooong gone from that round before I saw you salvaging/ODing. Sorrynotsorry for posting this and adding into a factor of the core chucklefuck.