Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Sargeantmuffinman]

[ZDashe]

Spot the Larva!

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While a newly awoken Alpha marine strips naked to get dressed in prep room,

Hivemind, Alien Larva (778) (follow) hisses, 'Im on the metal bird'
Hivemind, Alien Larva (778) (follow) hisses, 'Im scared'
Hivemind, Queen (follow) hisses, 'We are all scared'
Hivemind, Alien Larva (778) (follow) hisses, 'What do i do?'
<Marine spots the speech bubble.. *Facepalm*>
Aidan Lowe (follow) [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Yo"
Hivemind, Queen (follow) hisses, 'Hide'
Hivemind, Queen (follow) hisses, 'You hide'
Aidan Lowe (follow) [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Help in alpha prepr"
<Marine leaves casually to get geared up...>
Aidan Lowe points to Alpha Squad Prep Room
Aidan Lowe points to Alien Larva (778)
<Reinforcements arrive...>
Barnabus Jones (follow) says, "Yo dawg"
Kate Harper (follow) says, "We need someone with access to alpha prep."
Barnabus Jones (follow) says, "Open the door."
<About 6 marines stream in and out to search in vain>
*Facepalm* because Alpha marine has left the building
<After a moment of searching...>
Hivemind, Alien Larva (778) (follow) hisses, 'What do i do?'
<Speech bubble appears again... *Facepalm*>

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Kei Hood fires M56 smartgun (Wielded)!
Alien Larva (778) is hit by the smartgun bullet in the chest!
Kei Hood fires M56 smartgun (Wielded)!
Alien Larva (778) is hit by the smartgun bullet in the chest!
Kei Hood fires M56 smartgun (Wielded)!
Alien Larva (778) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw.

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It was hiding just below where it died.. that small tail pixel behind the 3rd locker of 1st pic

[ZDashe]

Boarding tickets for 22 Xenos please!

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Subsequent Medbay Invasion...

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[ZDashe]

PMC Major Victory: Living Specimen (Drone) acquired.

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[Azmodan412]

Boarding tickets for 22 Xenos please!

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Subsequent Medbay Invasion...

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Dat boiler laying down was me.

[Egorkor]

the first time I got my squad to do the rape train we encountered no aliens. tonight, I have finally succeeded.
behold, the little train that could.

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[The Ultimate Chimera]

Was crusher 248 one round, was pretty robust imo, I survived till the end and killed a bunch of marines, I even lost count. GG

[Sargeantmuffinman]

LOL!

[Logi99]

LOL!

Lol. I was that commander and I had to go cuz I had to take a walk. So I ahelp'd if I can cyro and Den ye.

[Egorkor]

so, I get hugger'd, yadda yadda, broken skull, braindmg. I go uptop, go to a surgeon, they scan me, then Antoz suggests they off me and clone me, and then the doctor says this.
Jim Cherry says, "How the fuck are you still alive"
afterwards he tells me I've 101 percent of brain damage, I'm starting to laugh my shite off, he takes me in for a surgery. He pulls me out and does a scan, then this happens.


wew lad.

[Egorkor]

in the next episode of SSG. Maclagan visiting the medbay.
get shot up, get fucked up lungs, take a scan in the bay.

[johners12345]

First point on this in months


Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] asks, "Commander.. Permission to ask freely?"

Lucius Pinks [MP (CO)] asks, "Speak?"

Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "Just.. what.. What the actual fuck are you wearing sir?..."

This is Lucius Pinks !
He is wearing Pink Fatigues with a shoulder holster.
He is wearing a marine commander beret on his head.
He is wearing Pink's Ablative Armor Vest.
He is carrying a desert eagle on his Pink's Ablative Armor Vest.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has some commander's gloves on his hands.
He has a marine belt about his waist.
He is wearing some commander shoes on his feet.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a marine command radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing Lucius Pinks's ID Card (Commander).
Criminal status: [None]
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Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "Sir.. Did the hopes and dreams of a four year old girl happen to throw up on you?..."

[Derpislav]

Old one, but gold

>Marine gets pushed out of the shuttle on the way to Mansion/Prison
>his body ends up scattered around the Colony
>helpmeadmuns.jpg
>be the lowly mod I am
>don't have verbs
>can't do shit
>possess a monkey nearby
>find his head and torso in the dark
>drag him to med dome
>realize I either don't have or can't access neccesary tools
>grab a toolbox and finish the head attachment surgery by welding his veins shut with an industrial welder
>still as a monkey

I'm helpful

[Adjective]

Old one, but gold

>Marine gets pushed out of the shuttle on the way to Mansion/Prison
>his body ends up scattered around the Colony
>helpmeadmuns.jpg
>be the lowly mod I am
>don't have verbs
>can't do shit
>possess a monkey nearby
>find his head and torso in the dark
>drag him to med dome
>realize I either don't have or can't access neccesary tools
>grab a toolbox and finish the head attachment surgery by welding his veins shut with an industrial welder
>still as a monkey

I'm helpful

Message me on skype and I'll try to log or get one of the other Bus Passengers to get on.

[Skycave1]

Our CO pretty much snapped

[ZDashe]

To think that marines can fall in and follow orders..
Alpha Squaddies (Squad-merged):

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[ZDashe]

Xenos, your flight is ready for boarding.
All passengers are reminded that hand-carry luggage are restricted to 2 huggers, to be stowed above your seats.
Bulkier luggage may be stowed in lockers, crates or coffins. The weight limit is 3 huggers.

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Thank you for Hijacking Weyu Express.

[Fritigern]

They pulled me out of line for that flight to do a "random" search. Yeah, right. It's because I'm black, isn't it?

[Egorkor]

forum img code is a tad broken for me so eh.
https://gyazo.com/8b014b9bfa4e64668cad73400abd0ae0

[Skycave1]

One of the greatest last stands so far.

[Egorkor]

the new marine meta, weeee.
http://prntscr.com/9tersz

[Logi99]

Alien life round (4 hrs) M. V. 1st time as alien on round which I mean for the round, I have played aliens a lot. Then I became a hunter then we made a resting point at corporate dome. Orbital'd... Then I joined as a larva then became a drone to a queen. A hive Lord was with me and I made over 100 eggs in an egg room. But... We had 5 aliens left. What happened was that we scared the marines off and we had a predator. Life in this round as an alien that round was difficult. Carrier was a pro and got the predator hugged then we killed it. Unless we could get a predalien the host is too flipping dangerous to. Be nested. The predator SD and if we heard beepings we run cuz the first queen died by "beeping". Fantastic five got 6 hosts and we took over nexus. Marines went to sulaco then came back then went again cuz dey pussy. Alien ERT came gg. Aliens on sulaco were killing marines and we were killing the remaining on planet. Despite having to fight Yautja and Marines xenos were victorious!

[Egorkor]

the pred took off her mask for some reason, but the carrier hugged her and so my fight got rip'd.
i appreciate the fact she threw off the shield though, to even the chances.

[Adjective]

the pred took off her mask for some reason, but the carrier hugged her and so my fight got rip'd.
i appreciate the fact she threw off the shield though, to even the chances.

Predators will only remove their mask, if they tend to RP a death match with a player.

[TopHatPenguin]

What is the meaning of this 'Organisation'?!