Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Imposters,imposters everywhere....

[Felkvir]

Elder Syra'yte Kv'var-de (follow) says, "I HAVENT HAD SUCH A GOOD LAUGH SINCE THE TIME I HUNTED THE SOFT MEAT IN THE LOCKER ROOM!"



why

[Releasing]

[Siserith Vassada]

i'me male dangit

[Skycave1]

i'me male dangit

You a sissy, Dangit'

[forwardslashN]

It was an epic battle, mam! Honest!

[Grypho]

What made me feel like shit today.

2 doctors carry 2 wounded, me being one of the wounded. The other doctor and the other wounded person gets taken by the aliens, while my doctor is firing revolver at them while escaping to the jungle.

So we manage to hide in the jungle



and hear the pod has come to evacuate us. We go in to the pod, manage to get it launched with 4 of us in, one being BO. Just when the pod is about to launch facehuggers are thrown at mine and other´s face. BO saves me, but gets knocked down and taken by the aliens just before the pod leaves, the other hugged person gets taken too. Then I am carried to the medbay by Ronaldo Radonic and two doctors begin to perform surgery on me.

[Siserith Vassada]

us facehugged people manged to escape, but command was retarded and would not send the pod down

[LordeKilly]

It was an epic battle, mam! Honest!

My internet went down and when I was able to fix it, I logged on hugged. The only battle was between me and the queen

[Lorenz Artz]

Starting the round as CE and fixing up the engine to keep the mojo going, but being too lazy to wear protection suit. Ending up getting some radiation sickness and fall on the floor, only for a Field Engineer lurking around for plasteel to OD me on Dylovene, fixing the weakness but making me as blind as a bat. Drag my ass to medbay where altercation with unsufferable CMO ends with me on disposals and on surgery for most of the round. Then the true fun begins.

> Aliens board the ship due to a few command miscalculations.
> Weld vents all over as per Command's orders and secure engineering in order to allow for an escape as the Evacuation Shuttles were called.
> AYY Lmaos break throught Medbay and Main Ladders causing the Marines to be pushed slowly.
> Fall back to escape area to produce defenses in order to delay the hideous beasts.
> Realize there's a creepy Ravager staring at me from behind Engineering welded airlock.
> Fuckthisshitmarinesgottapullback.jpeg
> Call marines on radio to inform them of Ayy Lmao superior flanking tactics.
> T-Comms got hit, nothing working.
> Inform retreating marines that they must go and call others to retreat. Marines refuse.
> Wait as much as I can before a Crusher looks around the corner at me.
> Fill the last gap with a plasteel barrier while calling marines to jump over it.
> XO arrives and begins to weld all airlocks, making the only possible route to Evac, the plasteel barrier marines have to jump.
> Large wave of marines decides to pull back at that moment, trampling eachother while trying to climb the barrier, some pass it others don't manage to.
> Server Staff PM's me saying I griefed the Marines.
> Inform that marines should've had the balls and brains to keep covering fire on AYY Lmaos while others crossed the barrier. The ten marines could've easily kept them at bay.
> Plasteel Barrier was at this point removed by staff, allowing a few marines to walk past.
> XO decides to weld every single airlock, emergency airlock and god knows what else airlock on the area, preventing a lot more marines from going to safety.
> Marines scream for me to unweld the airlocks in order to save them. No more welder fuel and XO doesn't give me his welder.
> Marines die while I watch, unable to do shit.
> XO pushes me into eletrical Grille he made while I am trying to cover hull breaches with plasteel barriers.
> Boiler shoots acid at downed me.
> Critical condition as medic drags my melted ass into an escape pod while the headless marines don't notice the plasteel I left on the floor. Aliens break throught the place where the Server Staff removed my barricade.
> Marine Genocide. Proceed to shoot self.
> Admin states in OOC I was to blame for the escape blunder.
> Mfw everyone blames me for the XO's welded airlocks and E-Grille.

And this folks, is how I became Bill Carson.

[Edgelord]

Starting the round as CE and fixing up the engine to keep the mojo going, but being too lazy to wear protection suit. Ending up getting some radiation sickness and fall on the floor, only for a Field Engineer lurking around for plasteel to OD me on Dylovene, fixing the weakness but making me as blind as a bat. Drag my ass to medbay where altercation with unsufferable CMO ends with me on disposals and on surgery for most of the round. Then the true fun begins.

> Aliens board the ship due to a few command miscalculations.
> Weld vents all over as per Command's orders and secure engineering in order to allow for an escape as the Evacuation Shuttles were called.
> AYY Lmaos break throught Medbay and Main Ladders causing the Marines to be pushed slowly.
> Fall back to escape area to produce defenses in order to delay the hideous beasts.
> Realize there's a creepy Ravager staring at me from behind Engineering welded airlock.
> Fuckthisshitmarinesgottapullback.jpeg
> Call marines on radio to inform them of Ayy Lmao superior flanking tactics.
> T-Comms got hit, nothing working.
> Inform retreating marines that they must go and call others to retreat. Marines refuse.
> Wait as much as I can before a Crusher looks around the corner at me.
> Fill the last gap with a plasteel barrier while calling marines to jump over it.
> XO arrives and begins to weld all airlocks, making the only possible route to Evac, the plasteel barrier marines have to jump.
> Large wave of marines decides to pull back at that moment, trampling eachother while trying to climb the barrier, some pass it others don't manage to.
> Server Staff PM's me saying I griefed the Marines.
> Inform that marines should've had the balls and brains to keep covering fire on AYY Lmaos while others crossed the barrier. The ten marines could've easily kept them at bay.
> Plasteel Barrier was at this point removed by staff, allowing a few marines to walk past.
> XO decides to weld every single airlock, emergency airlock and god knows what else airlock on the area, preventing a lot more marines from going to safety.
> Marines scream for me to unweld the airlocks in order to save them. No more welder fuel and XO doesn't give me his welder.
> Marines die while I watch, unable to do shit.
> XO pushes me into eletrical Grille he made while I am trying to cover hull breaches with plasteel barriers.
> Boiler shoots acid at downed me.
> Critical condition as medic drags my melted ass into an escape pod while the headless marines don't notice the plasteel I left on the floor. Aliens break throught the place where the Server Staff removed my barricade.
> Marine Genocide. Proceed to shoot self.
> Admin states in OOC I was to blame for the escape blunder.
> Mfw everyone blames me for the XO's welded airlocks and E-Grille.

And this folks, is how I became Bill Carson.

I feel for you, but the barricade hurdle as the only entry point is always a garbage idea unless you're trying to keep everything (including marines) out

[Lorenz Artz]

In hindsight, it wasn't the best idea, but having a Crusher stare at you from the distance and the lack of knowledge of the marine's situation due to no T-Comms made me choose the decision I thought would benefit those alredy in the pods. Bad decision, but still. The life of engineering.

[Reznoriam]

I was the RO in cargo when a drone suddenly popped out of a vent in my office. I danced around the landing pad trying to avoid being eaten when suddenly the shuttle landed on the xeno.

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[MrJJJ]

I was the RO in cargo when a drone suddenly popped out of a vent in my office. I danced around the landing pad trying to avoid being eaten when suddenly the shuttle landed on the xeno.

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I was the Phillip Hawker guy talking, basically what happened was that a marine went to medbay and was infected, so i took him to the surgery, then he bursted on as soon as i put on anesthetic, i called instantly for marines to get here and was keeping in there, trying to saw it but it kept hiding under table too fast, the cmo repeatedly (who was preety new i could tell since he was bald, never spoke and acted too slowly and stupid) opened the door at least 3 times, in which it all attempted to escape but i prevented it 2 times, the third one it finnaly escaped and i had to chase it around the medbay untill it finnaly got away through one of the vents and informed everyone of it, then i heard that it got crushed...

[Reznoriam]

Well now you got to see it's ultimate fate in all of it's scattered glory ;p

[Nick123q23]

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Glorious, but meta. Fun though. EDIT: I fucked up. http://prntscr.com/9yrnpc
Try that link

[forwardslashN]

After slaughtering two dozen marines, ravager (634) and praetorian (421) turned their attention to the only living person remaining on the Sulaco. Damien Wal, a survivor who was stuck in perma for the majority of the round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4


He left with a shrug.

[forwardslashN]

Aliens board the Sulaco and slaughter everyone on board, including the death commando body guard of the WY liaison. Five marines are groundside with no means of communicating with the Sulaco since comms were busted by the xenomorphs. Aliens go back to the planet in force and lose their queen. The marines scavenge the planet for supplies and an ID card to go back to the Sulaco. They finally manage to do so and then restore comms. The aliens follow them back up to the Sulaco, and then this happens.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

The marines got their asses handed to them.

[Lorenz Artz]

>Carrier 931, Host of Radio Carrier, the Xeno Wartime Entertainment.

Now with a new hit: Eye of the Xeno. Coming up on next show!

[forwardslashN]

When a hivelord outrobusts a predator elder 1v1...and then infects it...

[ZDashe]

3-way hunt

Colonial Marines Alpha Edition 2016-02-10 224124.png

and yes, that's a facehugged predator below

[Sargeantmuffinman]

This was from last night.

[Stivan34]

3-way hunt

Colonial Marines Alpha Edition 2016-02-10 224124.png

and yes, that's a facehugged predator below

The runner was me, I was having a honobruh battle with one of em, the sentinel came and hugged that one.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Grade B- pansy.